French neighbors don't know how to deepfry a bomb-butt chicken

Do you agree with them /h/food? I for one heard they don't wash their chicken in France. And Lawry's isn't being sold there either.

Reddit discusses: https://old.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1633m2u/the_french_need_a_reality_check_on_their_shitty?sort=controversial


What would you rather eat?

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the french 'people' do horrible things to birds in the name of 'cuisine' :marseya!nnoyed:

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>going to France

>eating hotdogs, kebabs and burgers

I want to murder these people

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>their pizza :marseypizzaslice: could take notes :marseynotesglow: from cicis

>the pizza :marseypizzaslice: buffet restaurant

Bruj

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A few hours after going to Geranium (currently the highest rated restaurant in the world) in Copenhagen I got a hotdog from some street vendor. Good hotdog

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Really enjoyed Copenhagen when I visited. Could see myself living there

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How was the restaurant though? Was it any good or is it another one of those 'gold plated steaks and random streaks of sauce on a plate'-kind of restaurant?

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he probably paid 800 usd for canned sardines on a slice of rye bread

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Here's a chocolate dessert in a mini-potty bowl. That'll be $200 plus 20% tip. :pepegun:

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Don't eat steaks at high end restaurants, there really isn't all that much special you can do to a steak past like middle tier places.


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It's Copenhagen, so it was probably a bunch of actual Geranium petals encased in vegan antiracist mushroom gelatin with some lavender leaves thrown all over it

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Good, prob not worth the price though

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At some point no food is worth the price anymore unless youre eating a highly endangered species.

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I dont think any of the michelling Danish restaurants do that.

look up alkemist btw

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>could take pointers from CiCis pizza

That shit is straight up trash. Good lord, redditors. :marseysigh:

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That's the point. They're saying making it cici's tier would be an improvement.

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um actually real taste is when you drown every food item in capsaicin so the only taste in your mouth is burning.

Its the :marseyblack: equivalent to dunking a steak into a bottle of ketchup.

Thinking about it, overloading food with hot spices is pretty part for the act for mutts :marseyhealthy: .ike all of their culture it has no subtelty or nuance, it just overloads everything else with a cheap but stimulating simulacrum of the real thing. Actual Good food has nuanced tastes and subtle spices.

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dunking a steak into a bottle of ketchup.

Well, you have to reintroduce moisture somehow after you burn it to death cook it well done

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You wont taste only burning if you do it right.

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Overloading the food with spices lmao you know this is a green tooth.

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Kebabs actually :marseyakshually: check :marseycheckem: out in current year Paris :marseychud:

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i went to a french pizza place in paris and it was amazing. i wish i could remember the name but i'd go back if i could avoid everything else in the country somehow

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It's pretty based ngl. How cucked is it to go to a vassal and eat what their peasants eat instead of the empire standard


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I hate fricking americans and their "heat". hurr durr I can't taste this actual good food, I have no tastebuds and the only thing I can 'taste' is the pain receptors from capascin. This makes me cooler and better than other people. My favourite food is hot knives

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>herr derr i can't handle the rizz

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Its funny, because even Indian food for example in India isnt nearly as spicy as Indian food in America. Americans are just sadomasochists

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We Brits eat spicier food than burgers anyway, I think most Americans who say they like spicy food would be put in hospital by a vindaloo.

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this is the most gorilla mogoloid take I have ever witnessed on this website. And I constantly shit on burgers. If you're trolling then one upmarsey to you sir.

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Factcheck: Yes.

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fite me irl

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These 'I need everything hot people' are no different from those that pour ketchup on every dish.

When they say that something lacks spice/taste they don't actually mean it, what they mean is that they can't taste their condiment they add to everything

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Most "cultures" that rely on adding heat to everything usually did so because the "food" they had was absolutely terrible quality and half rotten. The offal goes down easier when it's slathered in hot spice and even the bacteria infecting it doesn't want to consume it when it's that hot.


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That's r-slurred if you wanna preserve meat you brine it or use salt. Spices would do nothing in this case. Mayos just coping because they have the taste pallet of a 5 year old.

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People didn't know that spices wouldn't preserve food years back, beside it's because the base food tasted like shit - pigs feet, ox tail and other offal bits.

Also never disagree with me again you just embarrass yourself.


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Mostly Indians used spices to help in preservation but you preserve meat so it doesn't rot lol. The idea of “ummmm actually all spicy food was rotting meat” is peak yankee cope. Come on down and have some hot chicken it won't hurt you.

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It's hot chicken NOW, in the past it would've been hot chicken feet and beaks. Peasants didn't have access to good meat it all went to the higher classes.

I won't argue that Indian food of today isn't awesome because it is.


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U r r-slur

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>come on down

Both you and @Cum_Guzzler are southoids, :marseyfemboy: coincidence? :marseynoooticer:

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@Cum_Guzzler is cooler gay then me. I'm just a silly little guy he does party real gay life style lol

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If you're gonna frick your cousin, he might as well be wearing a skirt. :mar!seysneed: ❤️:marseyfemboy!:

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I've heard this a couple of times but I don't fully buy it. Sure it could be used to mask the taste of meat that isn't of good quality or maybe reaching the end of its life expectancy, but rotten? You'd catch a stomach infection eating that

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Not to go whole soyjak on you but this never made sense to me. People use dried spices and hot chillies because they taste great and have health benefits according to certain folk traditions like ayurveda/yoga diet (sattvic, rajasic, tamasic) traditional Chinese medicine (hot, cold) or humorism of europe. Nearly all dried spices don't preserve food that well in comparison to salt and they can't hide some tastes either. You'd definitely pick up if lamb or chicken is used in your curry, as is the taste of rotten meat. My lamb hating friend found that out the hard way.

There's no value judgement from my part when it comes to using chillies and strong tasting spices. It's just up to taste. Some dishes I really like it in and some dishes I find benefit more from being simple, wholesome and savory dishes, like French onion soup. I don't that adding chillies to that would elevate the dish much, more so that it detracts. Dishes like curry or some sausages go very well with a lot of spices or chillies, especially while eating them with milder dishes.

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You were just supposed to reply with “You're right”, “Yeah” or “dude bussy lmao”.


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People that pour ketchup on everything are just addicted to sugar.

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over seasoned

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people that eat actually spicy food dont want everyting spicy. If you made literally every food as spicy as some of the stuff we eat you would burn a hole in your gut

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Variety is important, I don't want every meal hot but going a few days without a spicy disk would also be bad.


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Especially Tabasco peasants.

If you buy expensive hot sauces you'll quickly realize why people get addicted. A lot of them (like Maria sharp and Melinda, u can find these locally) are more addictive than crack and really can add amazing profile to wraps and obviously wings. The first couple times eating those and you might sweat a bit, after a few days it's not even spicy anymore.

Tabasco is for poor people trying to drown their goy slop taste out

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Frick you Tabasco is the superior hot sauce

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For traditional country breakfast sure

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What about the green pepper variety, chipotle and habanero flavors? Garlic cayenne and scorpion?

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The hab was good for sure

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Tabasco isnt even hot. If you think tabasco is hot you are r-slurred.

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The hab is pretty spicy (green label I think)

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Yeah its def more hot than regular tabasco, but Im pretty sure thats not what most people talk about when they say tabasco.

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Right

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Its why i love proper indian and thai food, theyve got a lot of heat (especially north thai rather than bangkok style) but it comes from ingredients so you have complex flavor and avoids the hot sauce tier moronmode ADD REAPERS FOR MORE SCOVILLE HEAT UNITS!!!!!!

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I went to an authentic French place recently, no English on the menu, service was trash inside of some posh hotel.

$300 for two people and a couple drinks for a wine sauce I could of made better at home. Take me to a Brazilian steakhouse any day over that nonsense. People think melting butter and sovignon together is harder than making an excellent steak lol

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$300 for two people and a couple drinks

Tourist trap?

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No it was local and the locals don't eat there if you catch my drift. It was nestled in a park of other fine dining. It wasn't terrible but I wasn't like oh my rod the French really do know food better!

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Lack of English menu doesn't mean shit when it comes to authenticity, frogs are very anal about their language and not using english in general, even in more touristy places.

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I wasn't in France I'm not stupid

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Le hon hon I make le small dish of le vegetable and meat avec pas seasonement. Pay me le $500

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I fried 200 chickens today, each better than the last, and enough seasoning to make a medieval king bankrupt and you can have some for free because you look hongry chile

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French food is just stew with a fancy French name.

All my most hated foods are French and I hated them as a kid without even knowing they were French.

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Redditors be all "Zooooomg French food is so good" and it's literally just British food but with French words and more disgusting.

Italian > Carribean > Indian > Turkish > Chinese > Greek > Spanish > German > British > Prison gruel > French.

Burger food I don't know other than trying to copy barbecue recipes myself but I'm sure it's up there among my top 3.

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Ah yes, the seething britoid. Surely a honest assessment

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Norf FC not relevant as he's an elegant Welshman

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Oh wow, even worse. A sheep fricker

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Italian is #1 yes, but French is a close #2. Greek is #3. Turkish is just Greek with a twist. English is underrated if you can look past the reddit meme dishes

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I seriously don't know English food beyond the meme ones.

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If you like stews, pies or roasts then you like English food

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How is French even close to Italian?

The Italians have contributed so many of the best food in the entire world and the French have contributed stew and broth with fancy names and the concept of eating snails.

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You're coping mon ami :macroncool:

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I like nice food and if French food was the nicest I would eat it. I don't see how this is an issue anyone would cope about. It's just not very special compared to Italian and everything else.

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Think about why it's not special. It means French cuisine is the standard. If you go to a restaurant and it doesn't say what nation it's from, it's serving French food

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Do you realise how utterly r-slurred you sound?

Not only are you saying French cooking is the default unless otherwise stated, you are acknowledging that it isn't that good.

The French will make an ommelette and call it L'Ommelette de Oeuf and r-slurs like you will say "Zomg the French have invented ommelettes and no one else has ever had that idea independently le cuisine de francaise is the best."

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You're r-slurred. Morons like yourself are like the type who pans a film for being clichéd when it actually defined its genre. In case your monkey brain still doesn't understand: French cuisine defined fine dining, and has become ubiquitous for that reason.

Anyway your bait is terrible, and for that alone you should keep yourself safe.

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The only way I'm kms is if I kill you first. Enjoy wiping your tears with your croissant frogfricker

No one would have invented pastry without the French :marseybaguetteanal:

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The problem is every single French culinary creation that was good was copied by every single other cuisine. Meaning the only uniquely French stuff is all the leftovers lol.

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all the best food has its origin in France you guys trust me!

This sounds like frog cope.

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Not food, but certainly techniques. I will always respect the French for creating sauteing and braising.

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Have you ever wondered why 60% of the culinary vocabulary in english comes from french?

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Something like 45% of all English words have a French origin so no I haven't.

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go make me a canned bean toast you cute twink, with extra flavor (unsalted margarine)

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:#drafts:

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The french cannot cook, they eat raw beef (woah it's super extra blue rare :marseysoyhype: ), snails and frog's legs

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There are tons French people in America.. therefore, twitter's r-slurred and should be burned to the ground

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There are tons French people in America.

:#taylaugh:

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>There are tons French people in ameriKKKa

This is so sad, please donate to solve this issue

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those poor frenchies, only one solution... 330 million must die :chuditsover:

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