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an epic tale of mcd's burgers, vacuum seals, and sous vide mastery: how i hacked the fast-food game

> be me, vacuum chamber enthusiast

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> get a bunch of McD's burgers, big brain time

> vacuum seal those bad boys, air = enemy

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> fast forward, craving hits

> whip out sous vide machine, it's science time

> gently thaw burgers in warm water bath

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> feels like a chef, minus the hat

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> perfect thaw, no microwave massacre

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> burgers still juicy, flavor level 100

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> saved time and cash, McD's trip avoided

> sitting back, enjoying gourmet fast food

> mfw I've hacked the fast-food system

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I feel like this could be improved. When there's some kind of sale, order like 20 burgers with all the buns on the side. Vacuum seal all the burgers, then freeze the buns and vacuum seal them once they're fully frozen (to avoid deformation). To serve, thaw a bun overnight (still in the bag to keep it from oxidizing), then sous vide your patty and reassemble the burger. The final product would probably be indistinguishable from a fresh burger from McD's

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both of you make me lose hope in humanity, something I didn't think could be even further lost this late into the day.

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if you had a vacuum chamber, you would understand

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My problem isn't that you did this. It's that you thought this was enough. Like that's it?

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:#marseyautism: wdym

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hmm... tbh I don't want to even ask you to try anything I had in mind because I don't know how safe any of this is, and given your obvious display of insanity I'm not gonna risk suggesting anything

..........but, hypothetically, what would happen if you did fried chicken o.o

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i'll probably give it a try if i get some fried chicken (and theres left overs). i'm experimenting with anything i can think of that theres left overs of. so far i have:

  • cooked steak (normie tier)

  • 2 sushi rolls (sus)

  • curry and rice [sep sealed bags] (sealing rice is sus)

i'll post trip reports for every experiment :marseyscientist:

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>sushi :marseysweating:

Curious, do u fill it with co2 prior to sealing?

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That's too much work, just pop that puppy in the toaster for 30-60 seconds to liven it up a bit

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you gotta seal the buns for long storage. i bought this burger like a week ago. and its sittin in the freezer so its gotta thaw out.

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