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lain yaml/toml If you’re not remembered, then you never existed. :marseylain:  6mo ago (text post) 454 thread views #222872

I think I've realized most restaurants are a scam. :marseymerchant: It makes sense to buy cheap food (fast food, bars), or very expensive food but most everything is just the same SYSCO slop made by high schoolers or addicts :marseyschizotwitch:

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Food gets increasingly more r-slurred as it gets more expensive. When the food starts to arrive tiny on a big plate you know you're being fricked.

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Frick me I once got trapped at one of those elite money grabs, and I swear to god each of the like 10 tiny courses was some sort of flavored foam. At the very end I thought they gave me a cake pop, and I was so excited to bite into it and have solid food…only to discover, yes, it was also foam. :marseymad:

Because ten foam samplings isn't exactly filling, I got McDonalds on the way back—then ended up throwing up from combining a cheeseburger with 20 types of flavored foam. :marseysick:

And that's why I'm a home cook. :marseygrilling:

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I was tempted to try a michelin star restaurant in Miami but that seemed like the idea.

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Miami has a Michelin guide?

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I know they have multiple Michelin star places, yes.

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Oh, this is kind of a new thing: https://travelnoire.com/michelin-stars-awarded-in-miami-for-the-first-time-in-history

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You're paying for the experience, bro! :soyjakyell:

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