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1yr ago(text post)469 thread views#222872
I think I've realized most restaurants are a scam. It makes sense to buy cheap food (fast food, bars), or very expensive food but most everything is just the same SYSCO slop made by high schoolers or addicts
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1yr ago#5420378
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yes. after many years as a wagie I'll never eat at a mid range restaurant even some ""gourmet"" burger place (back when that was trendy) that I used to work at had a line cook selling coke to waitstaff, a permadrunk manager, and everyone smoking p*t on the job. and on top of that all the goyslop came in frozen while they charged $20+ for a burger and fries
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elfbinn 1yr ago#5420408
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Working at a restaurant makes you never want to eat restaurant food again. So many food safety issues a lot of people don't care about. So many quality compromises. "Oh it's frozen and we need it now? Just put it on top of this hot surface and let it defrost faster". Etc.
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KONY_2022 1yr ago#5421327
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it's the kind of thing you expect from street food though, or at home if you were looking forward to having something and it's a tiny bit moldy then whatever, but not at a sit down restaurant
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christmaseehands 1yr ago#5421183
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The only food worth eating out for is anything that's a big pain to cook at home
But the real blackpill is when you realize most people just eat out to hang out with their friends. So if you don't have friends eating out isn't worth it
One old lady (born before women lost the ability to cook) is always going to blow anything you can get at a restaurant out of the water.
Mamma is only cooking one meal, she can spend all afternoon making it, and she doesn't need to turn a profit.
But restaurants have their place, and you'll probably appreciate them more if you accept that most of them are just a vehicle to sell you overpriced booze.
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Yeah, most expensive restaurants aren't worth the money. It's a lot more cost effective to hit up walmart and buy cheap shit like tuna in a pouch and ramen.
Make some nice prison food. Example: Tuna wrap combined with chilli ramen, beans, and maybe some off-brand ritz crackers spilled in there for texture. Salty, has plenty of protein, and very very cheap.
Buy a big box of ritz crackers, 5 pouches @ $1.80/ea or so, you can find ramen for 89¢ ea. Maruchan can be fixed up to be a pretty enjoyable meal
maybe i should be writing this comment in /h/peakpoors instead, but i feel it fits here. Buying grocery shit sometimes makes more sense than the cheapest fastfood meal.
Frick me I once got trapped at one of those elite money grabs, and I swear to god each of the like 10 tiny courses was some sort of flavored foam. At the very end I thought they gave me a cake pop, and I was so excited to bite into it and have solid food…only to discover, yes, it was also foam.
Because ten foam samplings isn't exactly filling, I got McDonalds on the way back—then ended up throwing up from combining a cheeseburger with 20 types of flavored foam.
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arseupwrongo 1yr ago#5421194
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i'm not sure if you can count hawker food as restaurants (some of the best ones have their own storefronts here) but they're usually so worth it here and they have their own secrets to making their particular specialities taste so good then again food's so cheap and delicious here (~$3.50 to ~$5 gets you something filling and decent and not fast food nonsense) so people here tend to just eat out lol
lol delivery apps here are such a scam and after I started getting my own food from the same places I realised I was cucked into paying so much of a mark-up just to order the same food via pick-up if I ordered through the app instead of doing the same thing at the stalls
Their practice of telling you "omg 10-20% discount if you pick up the food yourself guysssssss" reallyyyyyyyyy tricks the heck out of people
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I get free deliveries from places 10km away so even if it was a bit more marked up it'd be worth it. I live in sort of an upscale area so all the restaurants nearby are beyond my budget range
Yah if you get delivery then it's still fine, last week I ordered pick-up from this place which didn't get the order from the app so I placed my order with the place in person anyway and then I realised the app marked up the prices for pick-up 15-20% still LOL for some reason I've never bothered to compare prices for pick-up orders on the app vs the eateries themselves for YEARS
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yes. after many years as a wagie I'll never eat at a mid range restaurant even some ""gourmet"" burger place (back when that was trendy) that I used to work at had a line cook selling coke to waitstaff, a permadrunk manager, and everyone smoking p*t on the job. and on top of that all the goyslop came in frozen while they charged $20+ for a burger and fries
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Working at a restaurant makes you never want to eat restaurant food again. So many food safety issues a lot of people don't care about. So many quality compromises. "Oh it's frozen and we need it now? Just put it on top of this hot surface and let it defrost faster". Etc.
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lmao the amount of rotting parts of food I've seen scraped/cut off and the rest served
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lmao i was told to do this but at home tho
"its just surface mold kids"
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it's the kind of thing you expect from street food though, or at home if you were looking forward to having something and it's a tiny bit moldy then whatever, but not at a sit down restaurant
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did you have to open the 2.5 gallon square mayonnaise containers?
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I had to wash them for reuse
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most fast food isn't even worth it anymore
i got wendy's the other day and a chicken sandwich, fries, and drink was fricking $13, it's absurd
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You gotta use the apps
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i absolutely refuse to download an app, put in my personal information, and create an account just to order some shitty food
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ok
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Proud of you.
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Genuinely, frick you. Fricking fastfood is 13 dollars but you get a deal if you download an app, you should be shot
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You can get half of a Michelin Bib Gourmand awarded chicken here with 2 bowls of rice for that price
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The only food worth eating out for is anything that's a big pain to cook at home
But the real blackpill is when you realize most people just eat out to hang out with their friends. So if you don't have friends eating out isn't worth it
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Yeah I wouldn't fry food at home
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Why? Homemade fried chicken is one of life's pleasures. Made some last night with black eyed peas and grit cakes
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Smells and is messy.
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It's surprisingly easy and risk free if you aren't a r-slur, and only requires $5 worth of lard you can reuse
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I've done it before, it just makes everything reek and it's messy.
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Fried squid is kino
Fricks up the whole kitchen tho
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I made a clam chowder once - very very tasty but got the kitchen STANKY
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Big Sysco/Sodexo is always watching...
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One old lady (born before women lost the ability to cook) is always going to blow anything you can get at a restaurant out of the water.
Mamma is only cooking one meal, she can spend all afternoon making it, and she doesn't need to turn a profit.
But restaurants have their place, and you'll probably appreciate them more if you accept that most of them are just a vehicle to sell you overpriced booze.
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I worked at a liquor store so I'm particularly sensitive how overpriced drinks are and how bad they usually are.
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Yeah, most expensive restaurants aren't worth the money. It's a lot more cost effective to hit up walmart and buy cheap shit like tuna in a pouch and ramen.
Make some nice prison food. Example: Tuna wrap combined with chilli ramen, beans, and maybe some off-brand ritz crackers spilled in there for texture. Salty, has plenty of protein, and very very cheap.
Buy a big box of ritz crackers, 5 pouches @ $1.80/ea or so, you can find ramen for 89¢ ea. Maruchan can be fixed up to be a pretty enjoyable meal
maybe i should be writing this comment in /h/peakpoors instead, but i feel it fits here. Buying grocery shit sometimes makes more sense than the cheapest fastfood meal.
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too much salt
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You go to restaurants to eat decent food with your friends and family. It's more about the experience and not the food itself
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I think life is just rediscovering "80% of everything is shit" over and over again.
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Maybe you're just depressed?
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I don't think so, I've been blooming the last four years
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When are u converting back to snowed in lain
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I guess for Christmas
I was trying to come up with a Frozen pun - I was thinking FrozenXorg
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95%
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I think 20% of most things is pretty good.
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zoz
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Food gets increasingly more r-slurred as it gets more expensive. When the food starts to arrive tiny on a big plate you know you're being fricked.
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Frick me I once got trapped at one of those elite money grabs, and I swear to god each of the like 10 tiny courses was some sort of flavored foam. At the very end I thought they gave me a cake pop, and I was so excited to bite into it and have solid food…only to discover, yes, it was also foam.
Because ten foam samplings isn't exactly filling, I got McDonalds on the way back—then ended up throwing up from combining a cheeseburger with 20 types of flavored foam.
And that's why I'm a home cook.
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I was tempted to try a michelin star restaurant in Miami but that seemed like the idea.
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Miami has a Michelin guide?
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I know they have multiple Michelin star places, yes.
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Oh, this is kind of a new thing: https://travelnoire.com/michelin-stars-awarded-in-miami-for-the-first-time-in-history
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You're paying for the experience, bro!
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Yeah no shit r-slur
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I thought about the motivation I would have to cook for current wages and it dawned on me that's literally everyone in food service
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Can I have some drama coin please
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!slots1000
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!slots1000
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Can I have some drama coin please
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lol
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have a coin you filthy beggar
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Based
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I just live off one blaze pizza a day
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I'm not a pizza guy for some reason
Given the choice i always get something else
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If i can i make mini pizzas using premade crust but it isnt as good. Pizza is annoying enough to make in contrast to the cost
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i'm not sure if you can count hawker food as restaurants (some of the best ones have their own storefronts here) but they're usually so worth it here and they have their own secrets to making their particular specialities taste so good then again food's so cheap and delicious here (~$3.50 to ~$5 gets you something filling and decent and not fast food nonsense) so people here tend to just eat out lol
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Delivery apps here made them really cost effective. Dinner a few days ago for less than 2 USD for example.
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lol delivery apps here are such a scam and after I started getting my own food from the same places I realised I was cucked into paying so much of a mark-up just to order the same food via pick-up if I ordered through the app instead of doing the same thing at the stalls
Their practice of telling you "omg 10-20% discount if you pick up the food yourself guysssssss" reallyyyyyyyyy tricks the heck out of people
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I get free deliveries from places 10km away so even if it was a bit more marked up it'd be worth it. I live in sort of an upscale area so all the restaurants nearby are beyond my budget range
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Yah if you get delivery then it's still fine, last week I ordered pick-up from this place which didn't get the order from the app so I placed my order with the place in person anyway and then I realised the app marked up the prices for pick-up 15-20% still LOL for some reason I've never bothered to compare prices for pick-up orders on the app vs the eateries themselves for YEARS
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Funny enough Indian would probably be on a "good place to go" - anything ethnic that I've vetted.
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