I think I've realized most restaurants are a scam. It makes sense to buy cheap food (fast food, bars), or very expensive food but most everything is just the same SYSCO slop made by high schoolers or addicts

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arseupwrongo lors/lara bark brölölö 1yr ago #5420849

Food gets increasingly more r-slurred as it gets more expensive. When the food starts to arrive tiny on a big plate you know you're being fricked.

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lain gnu/bsd and you don't seem to understand :marseypomni2:

arseupwrongo 1yr ago #5420862

I was tempted to try a michelin star restaurant in Miami but that seemed like the idea.

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syscoshill re/heat Rdrama's official Sysco® rep! Ask me about Sysco® lain 1yr ago #5422566

Miami has a Michelin guide?

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lain gnu/bsd and you don't seem to understand :marseypomni2:

syscoshill 1yr ago #5423340

I know they have multiple Michelin star places, yes.

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syscoshill re/heat Rdrama's official Sysco® rep! Ask me about Sysco® lain 1yr ago #5424322

Oh, this is kind of a new thing: https://travelnoire.com/michelin-stars-awarded-in-miami-for-the-first-time-in-history

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TabbyChristmasmacy Thy/Thou arseupwrongo 1yr ago #5420951

Frick me I once got trapped at one of those elite money grabs, and I swear to god each of the like 10 tiny courses was some sort of flavored foam. At the very end I thought they gave me a cake pop, and I was so excited to bite into it and have solid food…only to discover, yes, it was also foam. :marseymad:

Because ten foam samplings isn't exactly filling, I got McDonalds on the way back—then ended up throwing up from combining a cheeseburger with 20 types of flavored foam. :marseysick: