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I grated my the cheese carefully. Shucked some garlic and thought about it, but decided not to. Added some kewpie mayo, shredded swiss, and canned corn to the frying pan on top of the shredded chedder. I was ready. Then it happened.
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Maybe you should stick to Deliveroo
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Frying mayo is fantastic for browning bread for something like grilled cheese.
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why do wh*te "people" exist
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https://www.southernliving.com/mayonnaise-recipes-7551376
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keep yourself safe
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Like you use it instead of butter? Sure, but not just lumping it in a pan
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Yes, to spread on the outside of the bread before browning it in the pan. The thickness of mayo makes it easy to get that even, crunchy, golden crust on the outside.
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I'd never considered this but mayo is just egg and oil there's not reason not to.
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It's overwhelmingly oil. A single yolk can emulsify up to about two cups of oil. I usually go slightly more conservative to build a stronger emulsion, though.
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please kill urself asap
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who is winning in the deperessionmeals contest
!friendsofpizzashill !poll_voters
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I think if anything we are losing for witnessing it
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isn't poj brit? so every meal will be a depressionmeal
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Untrue, I had a Greggs sausage roll for lunch
I took this picture from an article titled The shocking meat content of Greggs sausage rolls and steak bakes (it's 18% BTW)
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heartburn roll
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More than expected tbh
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Luv me Greggs
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pizza eats expired meat so I don't see how this is even a question
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High meat is a lifestyle, sink ramen is just soul-crushing.
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You just need to rinse it off a little
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This but unironically
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After eating so much expired meat his guts can probably digest steel
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you couldve been eating
expired meat instead of this sad meal 
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Pizza pulls plenty of expired grocery lady gussy with his impressive expired meat collection.
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DO YOU HAVE ARTHRITIS?
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No way are these two people genuinely this pathetic no way no way no way
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It's just a gayops, right?
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Even if it is all an elaborate ruse, they waste a lot of time
just pretending to be r-slurred 
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Anyway, I have made some adzuki bean sweet soup with coconut cream
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Cream soups are the best food ever
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It's actually a dessert.
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Interesting
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Anyway that's true. I love Western style cream soup.
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They really deserved each other. I hope this love story gets more of a resolution.
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Me too
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Did HJK do this to you? We can get you help. He'll never know where you are again if you just say the word.
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Get a wire strainer, my guy, it's a good investment so you don't have sink noodles
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Colander for white people
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hate that cute twink
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It's satire, he's just a normal American Asian dude doing an imitation
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He's still annoying
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He's engilsh
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True forgot he's got a classic Asian "western name" where the parents choose stereotypical names of the host country: Nigel
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Yeah and?
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Why there's still water after the rice is cooked
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British Woman
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What's the chinks issue with that?!
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Straining cooked rice?
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Idk, i dont respect the culinary preferences of people eating bugs and chicken eggs soaked in child urine. I only buy rice in those bags, why wouldnt you get rid of the water?
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The water is supposed to soak into the rice. If you put too much of it, of course you should strain it, but if you've gotten to that point, your rice is probably a pile of mush anyway.
If you try rice from your favorite Indian or Chinese restaurant, then compare it to your own cooking, you'll notice where most people fall short. The restaurant rice is exactly dry enough. Your rice is probably wet comparatively. People who are running rice through a strainer probably have porridge compared to the restaurants.
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Ah.
I dont eat much rice (
) and prefer it more on the soft side tbqh. But that makes sense.
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mostly whitie is too dumb to own a rice cooker where you shouldnt have to think about this shit
it's like not owning a toaster and trying to put bread on your stove pan
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Real men just use a plate, flip the pot over the sink, and scald their hand every other week
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I like a lid. One less thing to keep in the kitchen
and clean 
up after
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at least pizza taught you how to make proper american cuisine, that's something you can take away from your failed relationship with your head held high
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how could you possibly frick up this bad holy shit
have you literally done ANYTHING right in your life? ever??
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!macacos miojo
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just get cup noodles in the future
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it's still good put it on your plate
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n second rule
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It's true, this once happened to me. I think it's either because of my Dyspraxia or my Down Syndrome.
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https://greatjonesgoods.com/products/full-steam?variant=40297162375247
Black trans lives matter
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I mean - how filthy is your sink? I'd have rinsed the noodles off under the faucet then tossed em back in the boiling water to reheat them.
If your sink wasn't so filthy you'd have considered this.
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