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Whoever told me to add dark chocolate to chili

Thank you for ruining like 4 pounds of chili

This is literally inedible


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That was me, and I said unsweetened chocolate, not dark, r-slur

https://rdrama.net/h/food/post/233764/hey-chili-chads-how-do-i/5667409#context

I even gave you a link to the recipe in the other tread or chat along with the actual cookbook citation but you must not have followed the directions

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What do you call this BIPOC

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that looks right!

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tell me more about what else you did to this chili though

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IT'S MINGING


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You may have received advice from a moron

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shut up dramahistorian/boo/krayon (sister toucher)

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I would call him...not a baker

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Sounds like fat people cooking

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You're supposed to put like a minor amount of unsweetened chocolate in powdered form? Carp don't listen to these r-slurs. They know nothing of chili. I am the one who will lead you to chili nirvana.

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add a little at a time and taste as you go.

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>olives

>raisins

This sounds like absolutely disgusting chili.

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dont knock the slop til you made a pot

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Don't call it chili with that ingredient list.

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yeah np I'll get on the horn with better homes and gardens right way

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Okay, also don't suggest people incorporate ideas from that :quote:chili:quote:

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stfu and post your chili recipe poser

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>pwoser

U pwosted a recipe that is decidedwy nyot chili.

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Lmbwo :marseyseethe:

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:#marseysnoomasktalking:

all talk no chili

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It sounds like you are describing an Italian chicken recipe not chili wtf

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I will back you up, I have done the chocolate thing and it is great, it's really not a lot you put in :marseythumbsup: :marseylickinglips:

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agreed! I even recommended half the typical amount trying to account for drama math lol

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Neighbor do you know what chili is. What the frick is that recipe it looks like an aspic abomination from the 50's that some wop misread and added shit to.

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"kitchen sink chili"

"What the frick is that recipe it looks like an aspic abomination"

Gee I wonder why they named an atypical chili recipe KITCHEN SINK CHILI

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Xcellent bait

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If only there was someone on this site you could send it to who has low standards for his meats.

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How many stamps :marseystamp3: will he need to send 4 pounds of chili through the United States Postal System?

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If you're willing to send it in 3.5oz increments (maximum for letter/stamp mail), you'd need 19 forever stamps and 57 additional ounce stamps. :marseyretard2:

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Hot tip: For a delicious late-night beverage, mix UV Blue with Nesquik, heated to simmer


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Don't forget the Bundy Mimosa: Add Tang to beer.

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hey that could actually be pretty good tho. Blue Moon is basically just that. I imagine if i put some Tang in a Coors Banquet I would have a Blue Moon

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My homie back in the day discovered some concoction that made a cheap beer taste literally identical to a Blue Moon. Think it might have been Miller High Life + sweet tea :marseyhmm:

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this neighbor threw a hershey bar :#marseyrofl: in his chili

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How much did you put in? When I add it I only do a couple squares for a big pot.

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1.5oz


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i bet you forgot bay leafs

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Neighbor it was ruined the moment you added beans to it

@FormerLurKONG

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Huh? It's supposed to have beans dont it?

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Texans get really r-slurred about beans in chili

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BIPOC y'all make shitty fricking chili then act surprised when someone CALLS IT SHIT FRICK OFF

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I made some vegan chili a few weeks ago with mushrooms and several kinds of beans :marseylickinglips:

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The best chili is just a hamburger.

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There's a reason there's a schism and some refer to that Chili as chili con carne instead of what is colloquially known as chili.

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Please tell me you're trolling. Did you use 100% cacao or regular dark chocolate?

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100% cacao


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It's supposed to be cocoa, not cacoa. Gringos estupida.

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I used powdered cow caca that I bought at the Indian :marseyturban: store and now my chili tastes like shit

Help

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I'm so sorry someone would do this to you

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Get drunk and it'll become edible

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You didn't think to try it in a smaller batch first to see if you liked it??

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This sounds horrible :marseysick:

I hate the meme of mixing sweets with real food

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Chocolate isn't sweet until they add sugar.

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Chocolate is spicy.

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It's got a decent idea behind it, cocoa can add some deeper savory flavor to a chilli and make it even better, but personally I think it's too much hassle and I don't want to experiment to try and get it right because you really have to cook it in and frick spending 3 hours and good meat to find out it's bad

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I have done this with a basic b-word 30 minute chili and it is great :marseyshrug:

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Next try adding gummi bears

Black lives matter

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Don't listen to any r-slurs who tell you to add a "secret ingredient" to chili. Everyone always has one, chocolate is one of them, coffee is another one (for the same reason even) and there are a bunch of other ones, and they're all gimmicks. The only thing you need to do to make good chili is go to this site:

https://www.casichili.net/recipes.html

That's a list of winning recipes from Texas's most famous chili contest. They're all extremely similar to each other, and if there's a "secret ingredient" tying them all together, it's this stuff:

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That's labeled "coriander and annatto" which are certainly in there, but the main ingredient in this shit is regular old MSG, and believe me, you will notice a difference if you add that toward the end of cooking your chili. The other thing common among all the Terlingua champions is that they add a LOT of dried spices, and specifically they add more of them right at the end so that the flavor combination is aggressive and in your face rather than the subtle flavor you get from cooking stuff for a really long time.

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where do you find this "coriander and annatto"?

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I live in the midwest, and you get this stuff in the mexican aisle here. I lived in Portland and I've been to Texas a lot and it was in the same place in both those places. Otherwise if you don't have a specifically mexican area in the grocery store it'll be next to like taco seasoning packets and shit like that probably.

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I'll take a look

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sorry to hear that, it sucks to ruin food you worked hard on. could you strain out the sauce to save the meat + beans and turn the chocolately stuff into a mole?

i add only like a tbsp or two of cocoa powder to a whole pot, I think straight up dark chocolate or bakers chocolate would be too hardcore.

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I'm just gonna freeze it and mix it with real chili and hope it works


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Update: it ruined :marseygraze: the other batch of chili too

!commenters why did you make me do this :marseycry:

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Mix half of it with real chocolate and see which one works out better

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You should add the chilli to a cake now.


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At that point you're basically making a meaty mole sauce. Any mole besides guacamole 🤢

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Why didn't you start by separating a small batch to mix with it?

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I took cooking advice from rDrama do you really think I am that smart


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I would :marseywood: have used some Mexican :marseyburrito: mole sauce, it's got some cocoa in it and goes very nicely in chili

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My thoughts exactly. Sounds like he wanted to make mole and fricked it up?

Good job gringx

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Add chiles en adobo next time and thank me later.

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Mayo palate

You are supposed to add cocoa powder not dark chocolate.

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Ok next you'll want to add caramel to paella :marseysmug3:

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This is how they get you. Never listen to millenial cooking suggestions it's always going ro be awful and unhealthy or overly sweet. Only get receipies from your mom or grandmoms

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Only get receipies from your mom or grandmoms

unless your grandmoms are from Ireland

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Can you add some sugar and save it?

This is part of getting a solid chili recipe though.

I like to simmer the meat in beer... One time I used a strong IPA and that hoppy aftertaste overpowered everything. Anything I tried to do to save it, just made it worse.

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I use cocoa mix and coffee for rubs sometimes (with other spices, of course)

It's always turned out okay :marseyshrug: :marseylickinglips:

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Next time add a teaspoonish of ground coffee.

Also are you bean'n ?

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!eurochads les Américains are discussing their world class cuisine again


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What are you on about

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HAHAH GOTTEM!

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Chocolate in chili? Holy molé! :marseymariachi:

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Do toothpaste next


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I'm sure that it's still far better than the chili that gets served in prison. :#marseymugshot:

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You're not supposed to put in so much that you notice it dumbass it's like putting lemon juice in chocolate chip cookies. You're just balancing out the flavors

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That sounds fricking gross. Are you going to listen to me if I tell you to make a tasty drink out of bleach and ammonia?


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>Thank you for ruining like 4 pounds of chili

Must not have been good chili in the first place otherwise that r-slur would be banned 4 ilbs of chili jfc

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You are supposed to add cocoa powder to cut the acidity from the tomatoes you mong not actual chocolate learn to cook lmao

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get a load of this fricking cooklet

use cocoa powder next time

jewish lives matter

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Cant help you if you added too much like a rslur

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Chili in summer?! :carpsweating:

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