Fried breakfast slop, but American :soyjakwow:

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I cannot believe the flavours

>The flavours are fried sausage and egg

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>P-please like me big strong Americans!

Lad's not even in America and he's still managing to suck them off

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!burgers !dixie !yankees look at this !britbongs malding about one of his countrymen enjoying our delicious diner fare that can't possibly hope to compete with their local delicacies like the toast sandwich and the chip butty

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>toast sandwich

:marseylaughp#oundfist:


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It goes great with some dirty leaves boiled in water for a few minutes, you wouldn't get it


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Genuinely think the toast sandwich is more well known in America than it is here, they're the only people I ever see talking about it

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He says while eating :marseyspork: beams on toast :marseycheers:

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Can I just shock you? I don't actually like baked beans

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What about chip butty?


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A chip butty on a good roll with goods chips n butter is surprisingly good.

I also liked the value of the 2 4 $1 tacos at jack in the box, it's all relative

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Not a massive fan of chips either tbh, I do like a good crisp butty though

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Behead those that insult the chip butty.

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Fries on bread

Beans on bread

Bread on bread

English cuisine as it all

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luv chips

luv beans

luv bread

simple as

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>marsey heinz beanstalking

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It's Jack eating the magic beans

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English main meals are pretty blurgh. But English cuisine (and European cuisine in general) doesn't get near enough recognition for the slamming desserts.

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Vid is like 40 seconds long.

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toast sandwich isn't a real thing and chip butties are amazing, you can put cheese on them as well

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It's crazy that for all of their calorific monstrosities then Americans haven't figured out that chips and butter is a great combination.

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^extra butta on my fried carbs

This is the UK

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/ I fucking LOVE carbs :#marseytrollcrazy:

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Putting some chips (or "crisps" for the bongloids) on a sandwich or in a bread roll is pretty good actually :marseyshy: :marseybeandrool:

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Cheese and onion crisp butty

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If there's one thing we are not short of here it is fried food

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Toast :marseycheers2: sandwich is a new one to me. When I was at university :marseycomet: in Bong I recall one of my housemates eating :marseypopcarp: a mystery meat pie squashed :marseysquished: between :marseyzeldalinkpast: two slices of bread. Tomato ketchup :marseytrumpgrill: on it too, obviously.

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I always thought it was weird that American diners didn't catch on over here. There's one single Denny's and it's in Cardiff and it has terrible reviews.

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You need to import more Greeks.


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Greeks here all open Gyros places

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Huh. Wonder where they got the idea to make bacon and eggs in every American town.


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Kebabs/Gyros just seems to be a way bigger thing in Europe than America

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Yeah doners in Germany were so much better than anything I can get at home. I think it's because gyros in the US are largely seen as trash fast food, and all the gyro shops buy the same meat as each other, so there's really no soul in it. Still good when you're in the mood, just not the same at all. We did get a doner place in my town a few years ago that's pretty decent though, surprisingly enough.

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It's what happens when you live in a Muslim country

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Umm I think you will find that Gyros and Kebabs are from Greece and Turkey, a Christian and secular country respectively

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Sorry king, I should have clarified. When you open a store in a Muslim country (Saudi Arabia, France, the UK for example) kebab and its downstream meals are enjoyed

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Honestly Kebabs are more of a drunk white people food here, it's when you see the knock off KFCs you know you've entered a Muslim neighborhood.

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There's one by me where the menu is 2/3 breakfast/hamburgers/pie and 1/3 Greek food

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in Michigan those are called Coney Islands and they're fantastic

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Yeah! Except hotdogs it's really good chicken fried steak

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it's easy and they have no skills

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most diners aren't good and aren't meant to be good, idk why you'd import it unless it's for some 50's aesthetic

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I'm crying tears of joy, something wonderful happened

I found a Besalisk diner, it's so tasty if you don't have a Gungan breathing down your ear about starslop.

I cannot believe the flavours, everything is so sweet and huge in portion sizes, yet so cheap!

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that Besalisk was a good friend

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hard to beat the well established greasy spoons that are in every town serving sausage and beans

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I don't think they really exist as much anymore, it's more hotels and Wetherspoons. There's a hole in the market for a family-friendly all day diner.

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You still see them sometimes but they're basically only frequented by truckers.

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They're not very good. I hear the ones in Japan are nicer

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Stuff like Little Chef or greasy spoons would have been our equivalent. We don't eat out anywhere near as much as Americans and the country isn't big enough that needing somewhere to stop off on a roadtrip is needed as much either. Whetherspoons breakfasts probably cover off the audience that would want a diner

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We don't eat out anywhere near as much as Americans

50% taxes means you have half as much money and food is twice as expensive.

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look im gunna have 2 ask u 2 keep ur giant dumps in the potty not in my replys 😷😷😷

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This guy is so utterly pathetic

>"Le incredible classical USA delicious food"

Look inside

>Greasy fast food slop

lol

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His entire existence is a minstrel show to pander to online Americans

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It would have been way funnier if he went native in Afghanistan and just became a zealous muslim Taliban convert.

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Inshallah brozzer.

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He wouldnt have had to leave :marseyenterpipe: Britain :marseybong: for that tbh !chuds

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!thesunneversets

!britbongs fundraise this for yourselves

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The proper existence for a euro

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Hey now, at least there's something on those plates that isn't completely beige.

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Greasy fast food slop is classical USA food, and it tastes good that's why we are all fat.

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It annoys me when low class people give their opinion on food. This is their idea of good food

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Bruhseph the fanciest mfs on the planet, the fr*nch, eatliteral snails and are serial bird abusers

Bougie food logic is: "how cruel can we be to animals, the suffering enhances the flavor" and "what's the most disgrusting slime/ internal organ/ mold and rot we can pretend is good?"

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Pigshit for dinner: Frenchpeople frowning

Pigshit for dinner from a specially tortured pig live skinning technique: Frenchpeople smiling

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the suffering enhances the flavor

Where's the lie?

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:redlight: unsafe levels of blood borne microplastics detected :redlight:

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It's true that geese are fattened to death to make foie gras. Besides the cruelty it also tastes gross. Fattening to death is also the fate of every goyslop enjoyer, ironically.

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Corned beef hash and sunnyside eggs is perfection


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'High-class' food isn't food.

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I cannot believe the flavours, everything is so sweet and huge in portion sizes, yet so cheap!

Me when ordering Chinese inside the mall food court

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Imagine if we went to an actually good breakfast diner. There is one near me which is on a far and uses fresh meat and eggs and shit. Its very good esp the pork and beef combined patties.

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My local cafe the talk of the estate since they now offer iced fermented drinks :marsey:

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who is supposed to benefit from pretending that Dennys is good? the joos that own sysco? :marseypregunta:

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The American teenagers that follow him and get to feel smug and think that their everyday meal would be considered incredible in Europe

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diner good can be satisfying sometimes, but only bc it's all super greasy and (used to be) relatively cheap, but i don't think there's anything uniquely American about bacon, eggs, and pancakes other than being cooked by a methhead and serving it with the cheapest coffee

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THE UK IS NOT EUROPE

THE :marseyclapping2: UK :marseyclapping2: IS :marseyclapping2: NOT :marseyclapping2: EUROPE:marseyclapping2:

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UK

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It's technically on the same continent, but islandfats have nothing to do with the rest of Europeans.

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Britain has more in common with somewhere like the Netherlands than Greece or Latvia does

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Ok but he right though. American diner food is licherally the best food out there.

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lol the american diner here makes bank :marlion:

enough to be 24/7

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I do like american (sweat) waffles, like the ice cream and berries there.

we don't have much similar that is popular in !britbongs land so if you go there they are nice to try.

But like many amerilard things, I can't imagine eating them consistently not as a holiday curio

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People don't eat dessert breakfast very often.

It's more of a treat.

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Unless the ones in America are different somehow you can get Waffles pretty much anywhere here

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idk how to put it but burgerlanders have like pages of different types of waffles and they taste better.

Where are you getting large waffles in an average UK town, none of the coffee shop chains or gregs or mcdonalds or whatever do anything similar

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I don't know about the rest of the country but the Northern Cities all seem to have them. Most common one I'd see is Archies but there's loads of little sweet places about that do waffles, pancakes, brownies etc.

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is that really just a thick layer of sugar/chocolate on top?

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I think it's various chocolate and hazelnut sauces and some cream

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With powdered sugar on top too.

This actually made me curious so I looked it up.

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Holy frick. 3162 calories for the "full" one. Or maybe "only" 2400 if they don't get the special.

God darn.

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Aren't they just Belgian waffles?

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All chain diners in USA suck. If you find an old timey diner, which you will serve you pork chops, bacon, eggs, & hashbrowns with two pieces of buttered white toast you know you have reached heaven after a booze filled night.

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you neighbors have not lived until you've had a slinger

primo sloppa shit :marseychefkiss:

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This is like one of the pictures people find to make fun of British food

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@throwaway111 still don't understand a single thing about this guy. He was kidnapped by the Taliban or he's moving too Afghanistan because it's based there or he's not a real person but just a troll account or real person that troll accounts pretend too be or what the frick is going on here?

trans lives matter

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all you need to know is that he's based :marseychadretardtrump: and redpilled :marseybased:

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>Neighbors can't even tell the difference between diner breakfast and Dennys

Keep your self safe globohomo strags. :marseyokay:

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Denny's is gross and it seems like everything there tastes sweet; even the eggs. But all the different crap they put in front of you probably feels like home to white Bongs who grew up eating the full English breakfast with the blood sausage and baked beans and shit.

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Hate Miles but love diner breaky :marseylickinglips:

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why is he in canada?

i thought this r-slur was going to sentinel island or something

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3rd worlder doesn't realize other 3rd worlders are just as r-slurred, and think the world revolves around amerikkka

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Sister. I've noticed that your avatar is not wearing a hijab. When you wear a hijab, you are obeying the commands of Allah, and you can expect great rewards in return. It is Allah's protection of your natural beauty. You are too precious to be "on display" for each man to see. It is Allah's preservation of your chastity. Allah purifies your heart and mind through the hijab. Allah raises your dignity through the hijab. When a strange man looks at you, he respects you because he sees that you respect yourself. And this applies to your avatar as well.

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