Quick depression meal

Bardfinn

The story my brother told about pooping all over a rest stop bathroom takes the cake. He said it was all on the wall and had to just run out of there. I said, dude, how tf do you even shit on the wall? I suppose it's possible if you can't sit down fast enough. Lol

i just want to know how he managed to shit on the wall, i've always wondered

Well, I'm glad you asked. When lowering oneself and pulling one's trousers down, your anus reaches an angle of attack parallel to the wall behind the potty.

If the timing, explosive force and angle reach a singular point of release, your poos will leave your bum like a bullet from a gun, covering the back wall with poo.

This is how you shit up a wall.

Could be almost any Indian dish, and I don't even mean that as an insult to Indian cuisine, which is one of my favourites.