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pizzashill they/them Subject matter expertise: foid identity extremism  2mo ago (image post) 672 thread views #326633 earned 744 coins from votes
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  • Horned_waifus_shill : this guy is a monkey
  • 0BS : You should be depressed and want to keep yourself safe if you use chunks of butter that large :marseypaperbag:
  • DickButtKiss : you have weird monkey feet. keep yourself safe cute twink BIPOC - trans lives matter

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Posting nice fancy food to /r/DepressionMeals is a good trolling opportunity

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I went on this sub and this is the top post right now:

https://old.reddit.com/r/depressionmeals/comments/1hhc0xy/pooped_my_pants_while_i_was_driving/

:marseyxd:

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:marseysick: Bardfinn

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The story my brother told about pooping all over a rest stop bathroom takes the cake. He said it was all on the wall and had to just run out of there. I said, dude, how tf do you even shit on the wall? I suppose it's possible if you can't sit down fast enough. Lol

i just want to know how he managed to shit on the wall, i've always wondered

Well, I'm glad you asked. When lowering oneself and pulling one's trousers down, your anus reaches an angle of attack parallel to the wall behind the potty.

If the timing, explosive force and angle reach a singular point of release, your poos will leave your bum like a bullet from a gun, covering the back wall with poo.

This is how you shit up a wall.

:hitler#:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271948y52utXmckBNkwg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740487396BapOr-T9W_9t1g.webp

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Could be almost any Indian dish, and I don't even mean that as an insult to Indian cuisine, which is one of my favourites.

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We've been over this every post he does and I don't think anyone has done it and got anything good.

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:marseyitsover:

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why ahsnt the butter melted at all? its a cold hunk of shite, lol

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Why are you depressed pizza

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lonely :marseysullen: without a foid probs

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!incels look at what happens when a normie has to face a hundredth of our struggle

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what? getting GOOD deals and eating like a KING?

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The dark side: that steak came from a coyote that was run over out back of the warehouse

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!meatshit coyote grilling tips?

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"Every day I am ecstatic; I thank God I do not live with a foid. Or a moid." - @LittleDrummerBee

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https://media.tenor.com/DyEuWZd4_UcAAAAx/i-get-it-snoop-dogg.webp

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that marsey is so r*peable :#marseyexcited:

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Can you arrange me a wife?

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He has no more chuds left to conquer.

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Nvidia is getting taken out to the wood shed

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Surely this is the end of NVDA!

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Remember when you were objectively, provably, peer-reviewedly wrong about Matt Gaetz?

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I wasnt but ok

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You tried to claim that Matt Gaetz himself didn't deny s*x trafficking a minor.

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Thats a lie, i said he didnt deny paying to sleep with a 17 year old.

Nor does he deny being friends with and obtaining girls via a known s*x trafficker.

You arent smart enough for this, youre a brain rotted mongoloid at best.

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>Thats a lie, i said he didnt deny paying to sleep with a 17 year old.

Objectively, provably, peer-reviewedly false.

You included in your sentence that he also took her across (((state lines))).

I look forward to your written apology.

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He did do those things lmao.

You might not consider it trafficking, but he did do them.

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And can you post a source that isn't "some dude totally said he did it" ?

like legit, I'm happy to change my mind. But you're being such a fricking Redditor on this one.

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Why do you always do the toes thing :marseydetective:

!feetlovers

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get out of my head :marseyschizoshaking:

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I pinged before you pinged

:marseyindignant:

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b-word :marseyarthoe2: :!marseyindignant:

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I was going to downmarsey this because it's not actually very "depression" evoking, but then I saw the toes....

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What's bringing the King down?

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Why do you think he hasn't boasted about his NVDA stocks in a while? :marseyxd:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17345733128014555.webp

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I love you pizza, I hope you feel better.

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Love broccoli

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:marseyhmmhips: Seasoning? :marseysmughips:

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:#seasoningpolicequeen:

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Those potatoes look legit :marseylickinglips:

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Wypipo dont season they broccoli

Also thats a bit overkill with the butter on the steak.

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wtf is wrong :marseyhyperthonk: with ur long butt toes :marseyinvestigate: !feetlovers

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:#marseypuke:

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You're about to put the steaky butter on the mashed potatoes, right?

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Yeah

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:marseyletsfuckinggo2:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1701442988132205.webp

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bardfinn

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Doesn't look half bad

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P sure I have that same knife. Hope that steak makes you feel better, bud.

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@Hohoshrexual has the same :marseychingchong: plates as me lmao

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1- pizzashill feet

:#marseyslurpfast:

2- you are literally asmongold

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Hope it gets worse

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You got weird feet :marseyfeet: It looks like on your left foot the second toe is longer than the big toe but on the right foot your big toe is longer than the second toe.

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That's the result of pure testosterone in the womb

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Feet :#marseysoypoint:

Imagine how long ago that pig was killed. 2 months ago? 3?

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Cow*

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Sorry to hear you've got the big sad right now, bad timing. I hope your meal was good at least and you feel better in time for Christmas/New Years

:#iknowthatfeelbro:

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hope you get what you want: @Poj sees this and thinks about you warmly

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good meal!

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poors eat shit like this and wonder why they have to work in a supermarket for the rest of their lives

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I hope NVDA does better!

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That looks way too good to be a depression :marseydeadinside: meal. Eating :marseysaturn: that would :marseywood: put a smile :marseyhead2: on my face

:fawfulcopter:

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Looks pretty good

We need trans hedgehogs! Trans hedgehogs belong here! We love trans hedgehogs!

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Have you ever thought about getting square plates? They're are superiour to round ones.

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W R O N G

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:#marseytrumpwrongtalking:

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Explain

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Adults generally arrange food on a plate in the shape of a pie chart, not a grid.

This isn't a Wendys burger, where you need to ask "who's eating you corners"?

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They shape food like a pie chart because the plate is round. People don't even do that generally anyway. If Pizzashil had a square plate, his stake wouldn't be dangling off the edge like that.

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Square plates are trickier to manufacture, wash, and store, and are probably also less durable.

What's the advantage? Impressing your hipster friends? Pizza doesn't have any friends, let alone hipsters.

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>trickier to make

So? I'm not making the plates

>harder to wash and store

Fake news

The advantages are basiclally having a bigger plate that doesn't take up any more room in he dishwasher or cupboard.

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Again, this is not a Wendys burger. No sane person actually uses the square edges of a square plate because it looks ridiculous, and puts food too far away from the centre.

Your logic is entirely lacking, so I do not wish to continue this debate any further. Go ahead and have the last word, and good day to you sir/m'am. :!#marseyindignantturn:

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So true, king

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How do you have three million negative coins pizza you suck

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1 tiny steak and a wee bit of mashed tatos? Do you hibernate?

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