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/r/starbucksbaristas: "I hate having to make complex drinks, has everyone forgotten that we're a COFFEE SHOP? I'm going on strike" Also /r/starbucksbaristas:

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This is the most female Reddit thread I've ever read.

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibmuqn/iced_cherry_chai/

Also average /r/starbucksbaristas logic:

https://old.reddit.com/r/starbucksbaristas/comments/1ibtwsk/double_standard_is_crazy/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738054453F1-Yso-KWFuwEA.webp

"Why should anyone donate to a homeless charity that will support them when they could just hang out in my Starbucks all day and overdose on heroin in the bathroom?"

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>Can I have a menu please?

>No not that one, I mean the secret menu

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You guys look really busy. I'll have four frozen drinks please.

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I often order a filter coffee and they look annoyed and tell me it'll take 5 minutes. I have no idea what goes on in a Starbucks these days.

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Get a cafetière, you lazy scrote! You're not entitled to that cute barista's emotional labour. (I'm translating to bonglish for your benefit)

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I don't even know where to begin with this comment.

1. Filter coffee is already Bonglish, burgers call it drip coffee.

2. We call it a cafetiere not a French press.

3. My wife likes Starbies so I have to order something when I go with her.

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Also you shouldn't be flirting with the barista you're banging on the side right in front of your wife.

It's just disrespectful.

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All of the baristas at my local are FTM or gay men.

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Also you shouldn't be flirting with the barista you're banging on the side

And

gay men

The point stands :marseyagree:

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>We call it a cafetiere not a French press.

I bet you feel stupid for posting this after I already edited.

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I do yes.

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:marseythinkorino:What's Ben10 and do I need to watch Ben 1 through 9?

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>a subreddit has a unified opinion on a topic

Rdrama: fricking CIRCLEJERK ECHOCHAMBER

>a subreddit displays the viewpoints of many different people some of which is antithetical

Rdrama: fricking wagie FOIDS can't even MAKE UO THEIR MIND

Like they work at Starbucks let them have something

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Like they work at Starbucks let them have something

No, I'd rather work in McDonald's than Starbucks. There is no reason to work in Starbucks. If you like making coffee then get a job in an actual coffee shop.

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https://media.tenor.com/Hok3vuxOFeIAAAAx/truth-nuke-explode.webp

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Starbucks has solid insurance for employees which is why a lot of people work for them that otherwise wouldn't do fast food

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Is Starbucks not real

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  • Grue : Because he points out you're r-slurs?

>Like they work at Starbucks let them have something

lol, what a cute twink

!metashit, will @horsefuneral become our next @Grue? :marseyreportermnn:

@Grue : Because he points out you're r-slurs?

*your r-slurs

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  • Grue : If Redditors were half the character I am this site wouldn't exist :marseysmughips:

A redditor? Probably yeah

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cope harder cute twink

Long live the CCP

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:#marseydrama:

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I hold both positions simultaneously.

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Tbf that cherry thing seems relatively easy to make compared to the overly complicated drinks you can find in tiktoks :marseystanleycup:

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I think cold foam is a bit of a b-word?

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I actually agree with this one. If you order whatever the frick that thing is in the OP, I instead of a flat white or a latte I'm going to assume youre a massive :faggot:

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flat white

:faggot#:

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thank you <3

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flat white

wtf is this? i can order a white :marseyokaymilk: foid with small :marseytiny3: tits from starbucks?

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Coffee?

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By the end of the decade then there will be a Starbucks that doesn't serve coffee, mark my words.

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they will open Barbucks and make billions

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Just like idiocracy predicted :marseysoyhype:

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Yeah, "coffee" chud

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!wagies

MANDATORY HOUR OF STARBUCKS HATE

I hate the culture that Starbucks has bred into customers, especially around coffee. I don't know your coffee terms, I don't really care to know just use normal human speak. You can't complain about waiting when you order four lattes, it's a minute each on the machine. Frick off to a Starbucks next time since we're not magic

These people expect it to be fast, cheap and high quality

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>complaining about confusing coffee words at S'bucks

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Starbucks has helped blackpill me about burger society. Every airport has at least 50 tards who willingly wait in line for an hour plus to pay $15 for 600 calorie "coffee" :marseychonkerfoid:

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https://rdrama.net/post/99089/here-is-a-list-of-things

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:#marseynorm:

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Thanks OP I understood none of this.

!slots100

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@Sphereserf3232 please explain it to him

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I don't get it :marseysad:

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Why? :marseysad:

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O say can you shart, in the local Walmart?

What so proudly expelled from anus' last leaking

Whose broad streaks and brown stars through the perilous blight

O'er the aisles we watched shit, gallantly streaming

And mutts nappy hair, negroes everywhere

Give proof that our race is 56% disgrace

O say, does that shiet-spangled bummer yet cut

O'er the land of the shart and the home of the mutt

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