I tried Trump's McDonalds order and it made me feel sick

After making a post a little while ago about what to get at McDonalds, someone brought up Donald J Trumps standard McDonald's order

I thought to myself Trump doesn't look too bad for 78 (plus I was really fricking hungry, hadn't eaten since lunch the previous day) maybe I should give it a go?

The order is the following:

-2 filet of fish

-2 Big Macs

-1 large chocolate shake

I've never actually had any of these before so was excited to give it a go

This shit cost $34 kangaroo dollars and is 2225 calories total

EDIT: apparently it's actually 2758 calories, whatever it said on the machine was just straight up wrong

The Shake:

It's a shake, not too much to write about here. It tastes good cause it's all sugary crap. I decided to drink the shake in between sandwiches

Big Mac 1:

This shit was actually pretty good. Idk why they decided to put a piece of bread in between a burger but it tasted alright and the sauce was good

Filet o Fish 1:

I really didn't like this one, just tasted like gross nasty cheap fish on a shitty bun with shitty cheese, I guess the sauce was okay

This was when I realized I might have messed up, I already felt sick and light headed and I still had two more sandwiches to go

Filet o Fish 2:

Maybe the first one was just off, or maybe these things are addictive? This one just tasted better for some reason not sure why?

At this point I felt really fricking ill. But I'd come too far to back down now

Big Mac 2:

I'm sure this one was good, but by now I felt so gross I just wanted to get it down as fast as possible.

I tried to wash everything down with the rest of my shake. This was when I realized how sick I felt, thought I was going to pass out in the middle of a crowded McDonald's which would have been embarrassing. I was scared to stand up because I felt like I might collapse if I did. Even though I felt like death I wanted to truly complete this challenge so I made sure to suck every fricking drop (no homo) out of that chocolate shake

Conclusion:

I managed to complete this entire meal in about 35 minutes total. The most difficult part was finishing the shake at the end, which took me about 10 minutes

Holy shit I feel awful. Not to mention I'm sensitive to gluten and usually try and avoid it so I'm probably going to feel even worse tomorrow in my stomach. Donald J Trump is truly built different and I respect anyone who could eat this much goyslop in one sitting and genuinely enjoy it

I also feel like it's worth mentioning that McDonald's in Australia might be slightly less unhealthy than in the US. So while I did the best I could I might have not gotten the 100% full Trump McDonald's experience

Thanks for reading neighbors, remember to stay skinny and eat healthy, especially you ladies. btw I usually eat healthy so if you are a skinny lady reading this HMU