After making a post a little while ago about what to get at McDonalds, someone brought up Donald J Trumps standard McDonald's order
I thought to myself Trump doesn't look too bad for 78 (plus I was really fricking hungry, hadn't eaten since lunch the previous day) maybe I should give it a go?
The order is the following:
-2 filet of fish
-2 Big Macs
-1 large chocolate shake
I've never actually had any of these before so was excited to give it a go
This shit cost $34 kangaroo dollars and is 2225 calories total
EDIT: apparently it's actually 2758 calories, whatever it said on the machine was just straight up wrong
The Shake:
It's a shake, not too much to write about here. It tastes good cause it's all sugary crap. I decided to drink the shake in between sandwiches
Big Mac 1:
This shit was actually pretty good. Idk why they decided to put a piece of bread in between a burger but it tasted alright and the sauce was good
Filet o Fish 1:
I really didn't like this one, just tasted like gross nasty cheap fish on a shitty bun with shitty cheese, I guess the sauce was okay
This was when I realized I might have messed up, I already felt sick and light headed and I still had two more sandwiches to go
Filet o Fish 2:
Maybe the first one was just off, or maybe these things are addictive? This one just tasted better for some reason not sure why?
At this point I felt really fricking ill. But I'd come too far to back down now
Big Mac 2:
I'm sure this one was good, but by now I felt so gross I just wanted to get it down as fast as possible.
I tried to wash everything down with the rest of my shake. This was when I realized how sick I felt, thought I was going to pass out in the middle of a crowded McDonald's which would have been embarrassing. I was scared to stand up because I felt like I might collapse if I did. Even though I felt like death I wanted to truly complete this challenge so I made sure to suck every fricking drop (no homo) out of that chocolate shake
Conclusion:
I managed to complete this entire meal in about 35 minutes total. The most difficult part was finishing the shake at the end, which took me about 10 minutes
Holy shit I feel awful. Not to mention I'm sensitive to gluten and usually try and avoid it so I'm probably going to feel even worse tomorrow in my stomach. Donald J Trump is truly built different and I respect anyone who could eat this much goyslop in one sitting and genuinely enjoy it
I also feel like it's worth mentioning that McDonald's in Australia might be slightly less unhealthy than in the US. So while I did the best I could I might have not gotten the 100% full Trump McDonald's experience
Thanks for reading neighbors, remember to stay skinny and eat healthy, especially you ladies. btw I usually eat healthy so if you are a skinny lady reading this HMU
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That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average- sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of Filets o Fish in that timeframe, but I could easily.
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!bobmob
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KINO reference
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Explain
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Thats gotta be enough calories to feed an african bush village for a week
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Look im in thin, but paying me 3500 means that shit is going in my belly. Consequences be darned
!commenters
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There are fricking consequences to my actions
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!friendsofbussy-boy
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You're going to make me pay...
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I legitimately don't think I could consume all of it.
Isn't that like 5k calories?
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Sandwiches 700 each
Flillet o fish maybe the same
500 for the shake
So maybe 3300-3500 all in?
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bb pls dont be upset at me for calling you r-slurred but ur r-slurred
the $3500 payment is for eating this
not the trump order
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Nothing in the rule says you can't f****** Huck that s*** back up
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Not worth the money to me, unironically.
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Lol I mean its definitly not a 'fairly small amount' for the average person, but Id imagine most people could eat all that in 90 minutes without that much trouble, especially for 3500 dollars
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Maybe
he meant that it's a fairly 
small 
amount compared to the maximum amount the average person 
could consume 
in 90 minutes? I could definitely do it. heck I could probably do it in 5 minutes if the soda was flat
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if those sodas are diet I would and if they're not then I
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Holy shit is that paradise?
(GUess BMI )
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Are those burgers plain? Gross.
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I can't eat that much and I'm a fattie.
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lol I've seen this before. That's not even that much McDonald's I'd eat it in 90 minutes for $1000
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What the heck is wrong with you?
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!bobmob
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The beautiful thing about democracy is that you tend to get the leaders you deserve.
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Maybe this is a foreigncel thing but isn't the idea to get one burger and fries?
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You'd think that since most of the combos are a sandwich, fries, and a drink, but if you were a real American patriot you would recognize that as a communist trick to prevent you from getting the essential nutrients that only four burgers and 20 ounces of ice cream can provide.
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So, McDonald's often does these "celebrity meals" thing, right? Maybe they can do the Trump Meal
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Trump meal feeds a frickin family of four. There's no way this orange neighbor can eat like this all the time.
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That lady's incredible.
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I assumed he eats it throughout the day but I might be underestimating the king
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I think he might actually be the Messiah. Maybe not the one people were looking for, but definitely the one we've earned
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Maybe a malnourished starving 3rd world family of four, or a small snack for a big-boned strong American patriot
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And live this long? 100% impossible
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He doesn't drink or smoke, but he is a fat frick and he's pushing 80. Like he's obviously going to be dead in a decade unless he's truly anointed by god, but can he hack it four more years in the big chair without his heart giving up?
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Daddy biting it just a few months into his term would be the drama miracle we probably dont deserve but should be blessed with anyways
Just imagine the leftoid gloating (and haes-fatties writing blogposts about actually this is just evidence of the harm fatphobia does) and the rightoid sperging! We might finally get to see some rightoid political terrorism again
I dont think ive ever wished for a heart attack so much...
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they would
immediately start writing 
articles about how JD Vance is literally 
hitler 
and they miss the days of moderate 
republicans like trump.
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Also true
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For sure, I knew a guy who was almost the picture of health above 80, died at 89 from a stroke. Trump has closer to 5 than 10 left.
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This explains a lot. I always wondered why the goyslop table didn't have any fries.
Big Macs are good but no way I could eat two. I'll just get the combo and add some nuggets if I really wanna slop out. I've never had the fish sandwich but it looks nasty
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Mcdonalds fries last like two minutes before being cold and sloppy and even more disgusting than they were initially, so it makes sense there werent any.
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Fries
would 
be cold and inedible before 
they even hit that table
And the filet o' fish is pretty
good as far as fast food borgars go. I've never 
had a bad one
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Big Mac + nugs is the move.
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McDouble + Mac Sauce beats Big Mac hands down.
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Not tried this
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Nuggies and fries, skip the soda
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Don't care for fries really
Malt vinegar steps them up though.
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Remember when we thought Australians were cool tough guys? Turns out they're all dainty redditors and can't even eat a small meal
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I thought I was fat when I got 2 McDoubles. How is Trump even currently alive?
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He is 6ft 3 inches. Him being fat at that height is itself a miracle.
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This is what he eats in a single meal?
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I'm honestly surprised it's only 2200 calories - I bet Australian McDonald's uses smaller portion sizes
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if it's his OMAD diet that . . . isn't catastrophic, I gues
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So is kangaroo money just worthless or is mcds extremely expensive there?
Lol there are people who actually order these?
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Probably both
The thought of getting a fish sandwich from a fast food place has always grossed me tf out, but I did it for orange daddy
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Its over
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Old people like the fish, it's really good if the fish just got fresh cooked, steamed bun is very soft.
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The thing with mcdonalds is if you eat it frequently you dont get filled on one sandwich because its slowly making u a greedier, fatter slob. Hence why even eating two sandwiches is pushing it, so hence the average person should just stick to one but Trump is a big fat pig
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Thats why you get the fries and nuggets, so you don't push yourself into the two sandwich realm. But for real McDonalds is just not worth the price anymore, frankly no burger place is. I only go there when I need a break on a 9 hour road trip now.
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One large pizza from pizza hut costs less than a mcds now
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The fricking Pizza Hut price war is the fricking end of America as we know it.
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I sometimes get two burgers from Wendy's for like $7 which seems reasonable imo. Maybe McD's just costs a ton more?
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guessing you're under six foot, I'm a few inches over and this meal would be uncomfortable for me but not as excruciating as you describe. I'd definitely be feeling it later, though. I knew Trump was fat but this requires a truly impressive girth
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This is eeriely close to my standard Mickey D's order. Vanilla shake instead of chocolate, and McDoubles with Mac Sauce instead of Big Macs, but otherwise the same.
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heckin chonker
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I'm in !verifiedhot You can't get fat on McDonalds if you get it once a week on your cheat day and work out hard and eat clean the rest of your life.
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Shit I'm 5'11.5 this neighbor got me
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my manletdar is infallible, though don't worry. women can't tell
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jesus I would die before 60 with that diet
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Does he actually eat McD's or is it some "I eat rancid slop just like you" image thing?
I could believe both, tbh.
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He's a famously tacky bastard. He also likes expensive steaks well done with ketchup
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You deserve to feel sick
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A post I made made someone on the other side of the globe have diarrhea, I'm very proud
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Fun fact: the fillet of fish was introduced to the McDonald's menu in majority Catholic territories to overcome Catholic dietary restrictions prior to the 2nd Vatican Council of 1962-65. The fillet was only supposed to be served on Fridays, overcoming it's major setback- that it can only be made on a freshly scrubbed grill. This restriction caused McD's CEO Ray Kroc to oppose the fish sandwich's introduction and suggested a grilled slice of beefsteak tomato in a bun instead.
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He wanted it to be some grilled pineapple
And they use a dedicated fryer vat
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Apologies, I've never stooped to flipping burgers for a living.
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When this guy says "I've never stooped to flipping burgers for a fricking living" he means he works at McDonalds
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Kitty
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I can't trust fish from any kind of fast food place.to not be trash that obliterates my stomach.
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This is the gayest thing I've read all week.
2000 calories is a day's calories. Eating that in one sitting shouldn't be making you feel ill. Try working out.
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I'm sure if we paid them $20/hour, they'd make it better
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That's fricking disgusting. Don't do shit like this to your body.
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You will never be a real president
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🇨🇳 MESSAGE FROM THE MINISTRY OF STATE 🇨🇳
(我们的) 60 Social Credits have been removed from your account!
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You've never had a Big Mac??
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Fillets are 300ish cal each
Big Mac is like 560
Shake is 800 for large
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Shakes are horrible in general
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bug chaser successfully pozzed by Trump
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ARE YOU ACUSING ME OF HAVING YELLOW FEVER? WHY YOU!! ID NEVER WANT TO BE THAT EHITE GUY WITH AN ASIAN WOMEN EVER AND WHILE SOMETIMES THEY ARE HOT CAUSE THEYRE SKINNY A WHITE GIRL WITH THE SAME BODY WOULD BE 100x HOTTER
CALL ME A LIBERTARIAN CALL ME AN NEURODIVERGENT, CALL ME AN R-SLUR, CALL ME A VIRGIN
I DONT CARE!
CALL ME A BUG CHASER?
ITS BEATDOWN!
TIME!
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