What type of homosexual are you?

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:!marseybooba:

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>Homosexual Alcoholic

!boozers :marseycheers:

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Someone says my mom is fat (which is true) then immediately after I see this message (which is me)

Weird that it happened consecutively.

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If you drink enough you'll vomit everything up and actually lose weight. :marseybigbrain:

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I don't think I vomited a single time while drunk. If I vom its from a hangover (and I don't get hungover either unless it's from a rare time when I take a week hiatus from drinking)

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I never vomited from drinking, once. Gained 30lb in a year

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Neighbor you haven't... actually better people than me taught us that bragging about how you're better at ruining your life than others is not allowed anymore. But just imagine that I totally destroyed you saying I'm better at being an alcoholic.

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It's going on a year without a drink, so I'm failing hard at alcoholism

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Thanks for making the rest of us look so bad! :marseyraging:

Seriouspost tho:

:#marseyserioushatfact:

Even drunk people are impressed by that and everyone like you who beat it gives us a little more hope. LLAP :marseyspock:

(I'm not really that drunk so I added the Spock thing at the end to seem more incoherent.)

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Good luck

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