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What type of homosexual are you?
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I love this so much. When I made this banner it was inspired by the prison queer, ship's queer, war queer part.
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Yeah there's only one war queer in the company the rest of just just frick him
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I see you've served in the Turkish Army.
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Well no, the Turks are very organized and everyone has their week of the year to serve in that position.
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I'm not even making this up: If you get drafted there and you say that you're gay to get out of it they have a doctor look at your butthole to make sure you've been getting fricked in the butt. Because just sucking peepee isn't enough, it doesn't count unless you're a bottom.
(The things I do for you people. Just keeping up on Turkish news reading Hurriyet or something I learned about how homos' buttholes get permanently blown out.)
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Which means there's a least 1 or 2 gay guys who had boyfriends with narrow dong who got drafted anyways and are now shivering on some mountaintop in Kurdistan dodging mortars
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It's not fair.
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its because they dont want blown out faegs to service their fine soldiers, they want fresh boypoissy
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I've never seen that banner before, I love it.
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Found somebody who's gay.
I thought it would be something everyone would love.
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You misspellt "underway".
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Just got in a huge fight with my dad over this. He didn't say you were right but he didn't take my side.
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Did you show the banner to your dad?
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Multiple times. This is my greatest work of art ever and I'm gonna insist he sees it.
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I struggled with that. I know the song isn't "anchors away".
Look I'm not from a Navy family. I'm trying!!!
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I thought it was a cute pun.
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What's the book?
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I'm with the sheep on this one.
Fricking' cute twinks!
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This is really exclusionary, you can be straight and hate women
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homosexuality is misogynistic praxis. once again women are able to vocalize and internalize this decades before the perfidious moid.
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!boozers
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Someone says my mom is fat (which is true) then immediately after I see this message (which is me)
Weird that it happened consecutively.
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If you drink enough you'll vomit everything up and actually lose weight.
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I never vomited from drinking, once. Gained 30lb in a year
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Neighbor you haven't... actually better people than me taught us that bragging about how you're better at ruining your life than others is not allowed anymore. But just imagine that I totally destroyed you saying I'm better at being an alcoholic.
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It's going on a year without a drink, so I'm failing hard at alcoholism
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Thanks for making the rest of us look so bad!
Seriouspost tho:
Even drunk people are impressed by that and everyone like you who beat it gives us a little more hope. LLAP
(I'm not really that drunk so I added the Spock thing at the end to seem more incoherent.)
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Good luck
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I don't think I vomited a single time while drunk. If I vom its from a hangover (and I don't get hungover either unless it's from a rare time when I take a week hiatus from drinking)
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!tops !bottoms Me and who?
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What book is this
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Woman hater, that's an easy call.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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Ships Queer to Woman Hater to Bodybuilder is the sigma life path
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I dunno, ending as the War Queer seems the most patrician.
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But ships Queer gets a little hat and outfit
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If it's like this, then I'm sold.
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They forgot league of legends players
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The internet equivalent of prison gay
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41, 63, 70, 74
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Self isolated
Alcoholic
Same age preference
Young gays are terrible
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Am I the only bisexual on this website?
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!gaystapo how do we feel about about bisexuals?
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I don't feel them much at all
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bis are for s*x, gays are for dating
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This but unironically. They'll break your heart without a second thought.
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Low sodium gay
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Hard to choose between 'Mentally-sick' or 'Self-Masturbator' but as soon as the marriage update comes through I'm gonna be a 'Married Man' (upper class) with
@SpudsMackenzie 🥰.
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Oh yeah we still need to figure that out
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I think it's still being rolled out?
In any case, like 90% of my wealth is from when you left, so it's only fair we pool that and get some bck for you.
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It's okay, I have no problem sharing with my pookie
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You treat me too good. I'ma have to have the house clean, dinner on, and a drink in hand when you get home from the (acadmia) mill/mine.
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The Club Type
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41, 43, 70, 79, 81
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Isn't Self-Masturbator redundant?
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