I'm not even making this up: If you get drafted there and you say that you're gay to get out of it they have a doctor look at your butthole to make sure you've been getting fricked in the butt. Because just sucking peepee isn't enough, it doesn't count unless you're a bottom.
(The things I do for you people. Just keeping up on Turkish news reading Hurriyet or something I learned about how homos' buttholes get permanently blown out.)
Which means there's a least 1 or 2 gay guys who had boyfriends with narrow dong who got drafted anyways and are now shivering on some mountaintop in Kurdistan dodging mortars
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I love this so much. When I made this banner it was inspired by the prison queer, ship's queer, war queer part.
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I've never seen that banner before, I love it.
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Found somebody who's gay.
I thought it would be something everyone would love.
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Yeah there's only one war queer in the company the rest of just just frick him
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I see you've served in the Turkish Army.
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Well no, the Turks are very organized and everyone has their week of the year to serve in that position.
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I'm not even making this up: If you get drafted there and you say that you're gay to get out of it they have a doctor look at your butthole to make sure you've been getting fricked in the butt. Because just sucking peepee isn't enough, it doesn't count unless you're a bottom.
(The things I do for you people. Just keeping up on Turkish news reading Hurriyet or something I learned about how homos' buttholes get permanently blown out.)
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Which means there's a least 1 or 2 gay guys who had boyfriends with narrow dong who got drafted anyways and are now shivering on some mountaintop in Kurdistan dodging mortars
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It's not fair.
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its because they dont want blown out faegs to service their fine soldiers, they want fresh boypoissy
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You misspellt "underway".
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Just got in a huge fight with my dad over this. He didn't say you were right but he didn't take my side.
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Did you show the banner to your dad?
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Multiple times. This is my greatest work of art ever and I'm gonna insist he sees it.
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I struggled with that. I know the song isn't "anchors away".
Look I'm not from a Navy family. I'm trying!!!
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I thought it was a cute pun.
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What's the book?
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