Most subtle Navy buggery joke

As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears.

Yes, thats right.

Baldurs Gate 3 lets you fuck bears. pic.twitter.com/j6HJaRNl6e

— memeslich 💀 rpg meme bastard (@memeslich) July 7, 2023

My friend is having a spat with his husband over cheese right now so I wanted to generate a picture of the situation. The prompt "man eating cheese while his partner looks on angrily" worked first try with a photo of a woman yelling at a man while he was enjoying cheese. I changed "partner" to husband and was blocked by the filter, calling the prompt "unsafe". I tried a bunch of different variations but all were deemed "unsafe". I simplified it down to "man angry at husband" and was still stonewalled. Every attempt at getting a photo of a man expressing negative emotions at his partner was blocked. Even the most basic prompt "Man angry at husband" did not work. "male friend" fine. "another man", fine. But "boyfriend" and "husband" are all trigger words for the AI. I'm actually offended that the LGBTQIA++ inspired hand-holdy bullshit they put on the AI has wrapped around to being homophobic.

Here's as close as I got.

Tl;dr: Kill AI jannies, behead AI jannies, round-house kick AI jannies into the dirt.

BTW, if you get this stupid pufferfish telling you there's high demand it's bullshit. You just asked for something that the algo doesn't like but not egregious enough to give you the warning.

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It is actually true i hope all pooners get off my fricking apps

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Like I swear the dudes can't even get it hard half the time and they basically never finish inside. Like wtf you're all getting screened for stds and are on PreP anyway. Creampie you cowards! Unironically some of the best gay porn I've seen featured this guy and he literally calls himself straight.

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