Despite his smaller frame, Mitch loves to dominate Cam's pudgy butthole with his swollen ginger peepee. "Squeal like a pig!" is a phrase that Lily has spent years overcoming with her therapist, and to this day she cannot watch Deliverance or Pulp Fiction. His dominance in the courtroom translates directly to the bedroom, and he overrides all objections from the defense.

Cam's pent up sexual frustrations from the rural locker room are finally unleashed on Mitch's delicate anus. Finally taking on the roles of Quarterback with Mitch as his Center, Cam calls all the plays and never allows for a time-out. He drains the clock as he drains his balls deep inside Mitch.

Fizbo isn't all smiles. When he's not inflating balloons or squirting water from his lapel flower, he's inflating his peepee and blowing loads on Mitch's face. His predilections are not satisfied by the sensual or by kink. He's the master of ceremonies and Mitch's body is his three ring circus.

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This would be in /h/racist but you be playin

I need more booletsI need more boolets

I need more I need more boolets

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/28/humpback-whales-s*x-photographed-homosexual-behavior

Hook up is in quotes cause I don't really think what we did can be called that. He drove over to a corner of a quiet parking lot in the middle of the day and I just spent like 10 minutes touching his prick, stroking and petting every which way but it just would not get hard. He was jizzing pre-c*m like crazy so I can't believe that he wasn't into it but that thing would not solidify past 2 inches. It was so sad.

At one point I just gave up and he drove me back pretending like nothing happened. He didn't seem awfully bothered or ashamed over it and apparently the most interesting thing he could find to talk about was the roadside construction work and what the newest sites were. It was so goddarn lame. But that's what I mean. We met on grindr but he was this stereotype of the boring nice guy with absolutely no personality and just the most vapid interests. I only went to do anything with him cause he seemed nice and didn't look too awful. And it's not like he was some fossil either, dude was just fifty. I feel like I'm in some sort of bad sitcom right now.

Also a note: Apparently white guys just have a lot of precum? Can anyone else confirm if this true or not?

I have a boner

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You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS PEEPEE MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There's just ONE rule. You can't peepee slap someone that has already peepee slapped you!! Try to peepee slap as many as possible before they peepee slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can't peepee slap me. Good luck!

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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster to 10 of your tightest bros to give them big peepee and massive gains this 2023 and thank them for everything they've done !

Colorado 20-year-old becomes world bareback champion https://t.co/J0syjUtrY6 pic.twitter.com/qymd3qvs2z

— FOX31 Denver KDVR (@KDVR) December 20, 2023

This season, Hayes accumulated $434,050 in prizes for his success as a bareback rider and finished as the No. 1 bareback rider in the world.

Would you take this as he likes me?

This guy messaged me on Grindr and then arranged a meet up for drinks. Once we met, it was apparent that he is the most beautiful thing I've laid eyes on. He asked a lot of questions and it was kind of hard to ask him questions. He wanted to hang out later that night but I couldn't.

I told him I was looking for friends because I was intimidated and he said he was primarily looking for a boyfriend right after I said that, but agreed he needed friends although he has since told me he is always doing something.

He said something about hanging out this past weekend but neither of us really made plans and I let the weekend go by. I could see him looking at my profile over the weekend but he blocked me on Grindr. Should I text and clear the air?

Thought you boys might enjoy these brave antifa soldiers fighting against the notsees, just like you are holding back the chud menace here.

A gay politician in Spain has abruptly resigned from his post after photos began to circulate showing him eating his own feces.

Daniel Gómez del Barrio was a councilor with the governing left-wing party. https://t.co/EINQK3Eryn

— ThePublica (@ThePublicaNow) April 12, 2024

Psych!

!chuds this is me rn

I don't know if he views jail as punishment https://t.co/rFAEWSfuo9

— Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 (@tariqnasheed) February 14, 2024