As it says in the title. I've got a free night so planning to have a great big masturbation session and may as well stick a dildo up my bussy.

What are your routines when you're preparing to get anally penetrated? Are there any beginner mistakes I need to watch out for? Any sensations that could suggest I need to stop and rest?

With this being a solo activity, I can take things at my own pace but it would be nice to get really deep and fast if possible. I've got water-based lube which I've heard isn't the best for anal but I'll have to make do with it.

Thanks in advance and I'll let y'all know how it goes.

Going out on a Grindr booty call at 2 AM with some 40 something middle eastern bodybuilder dude I chatted with a few hours ago. He told me he was in the parking lot and I shit you not there were 4 black guys in hoodies standing around with him there and he signalled for me to get into a white van. A white van. Lmao this was a great introduction to being a hookup strag.

Fat Bear Week winner crowned as 128 ‘Grazer’ https://t.co/A84XlVLh4J pic.twitter.com/AjN1ZY7Xv2

— New York Post (@nypost) October 11, 2023

>Strongest man in the UK

>Myostatin deficient

>Very likely to be roided

>White

>Still have small peepee

Is it over?

No - 3 votes

Yes - 5 votes

The unironic reddit bardfinn Jannys can try as hard as they can but horse voices will never be silenced.

#horselivesmatter

#listentohorsevoices

#fightforhorseequality

!horsefrickers

this chick sounds like Leslie Knope

So much vocal fry! And yet, I still haven't closed the video.

I want to frick Froy Gutierrez so bad. I wish I was Richard Madden or Zane so I could rip his clothes off, pound his butt balls deep then c*m inside his tight pink bussy.

!coomers

A strange doco I saw recently. It chronicals the daily lives of a colony of gay ex-gangsters and hitmen serving time in a Salvadoran Christian-run prison. !lgbt

It's a strangely wholesome story about vicious animals who, not long ago, killed innocent people for fun and money. And an interesting look at the inside of a Central American prison.

The doco is just over 30 minutes, followed by an interview with the director/producer.

A ruthless hitman for the 18th Street gang serves his sentence in a Salvadoran evangelical prison, where he is guilty not only of his crimes, but of an unforgivable sin under God and gang: being gay.