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Tales from To Catch a Predator: the forgotten married couple who appeared on the show together to have a threesome with an underaged boy

Maurice Ruiz and Gregory Diederich were both caught in the Riverside sting after they had planned to have a threesome with a decoy pretending to be a 13 year old boy. They simultaneously groomed the decoy and tried to drill into the decoy's head that they were the good guys and that the decoy was lucky he ran into them and not a "creep".

This is how their conversation started:

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Maurice was especially weird trying to push the decoy to drive around with him naked in his car:

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Both Gregory and Maurice both told on themselves as well mentioning how they both had met minors offline before and talked to them:

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Gregory decides to teach the boy a quick math lesson. He is an exceptional tutor:

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Maurice chooses an interesting moment to drop on the boy what his desires are. If they hadn't fled immediately and had been interviewed by Chris he would have definitely made a crack about Maurice needing to go to church instead:

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Finally they agree to meet in person but Maurice and Gregory have some reservations. Thankfully they remembered the golden rule of asking if they are a cop:

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They arrived at the sting house together carrying food after asked the decoy to meet them outside. When Del from Perverted Justice came out (before Dateline started hiring actresses and actors to play the decoys Del would act as the decoy usually out of sight both male and female since she could pitch shift her voice to sounding somewhat masculine) Maurice and Gregory realized she looked nothing like the decoy pictures they had seen even with her wearing a jacket and baseball cap to obscure her features and both turned around and tried to leave...just to get stopped and arrested by the Riverside PD so unfortunately there is no interview with Chris.

Maurice was eventually pled guilty to a charge of lewd and lascivious acts with a child under 14 years of age in exchange for the dropping of two other felonies. He received six months in jail, three years probation, and lifetime registration as a s*x offender. Gregory not only plead guilty to the exact same crime as Maurice, he also received the exact same sentencing. How cute. Couple goals.

Here is Gregory's Megan's Law page:

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And here is Maurice's:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16894462625830584.webp

Apparently he only has his right nipple pierced. If someone lives in San Diego and wants to verify if he does, be my guest.

They later got married and despite both of them being registered s*x offenders for life they gained custody of Maurice's children which is...something. Especially since Maurice said this line in a chatlog where he was planning a threesome with his now husband and a pubescent 13 year old:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16894465694993517.webp

Hopefully at least the sleepovers ended after their arrest.

I can't link a segment because there only very briefly shown and mentioned in the Riverside episode for about ten seconds, which makes it so fascinating. If you don't know, across their weekend long investigation a shocking 52 men arrived all looking to hook up with a minor. So that episode is absolutely jampacked with predators and I can see how these two would escape total awareness and infamy considering the sheer number of guys for the episode to talk about.

Lorne Part 3

Don't worry it's coming, but from here on out the research and writing gets a lot more tedious and confusing, so it'll take some time. I just thought I'd share this in the meantime.

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The main thing that strikes me is how horny and excited they get over obvious plants that reply with nothing but "hi" "ok" "yes"

Between this and the pizza guy post, lolberts genuinely seem like sub 70 IQ tardbrains

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"kewl heehee"

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:#marseyvaxmaxx:

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I see almost all the triplets (trinities) in this image having meaning

Dry Linux Programming

Putin alcoholism God

Jon Snow, Star Wars, Jesus

homo Run God

!schizomaxxxers discuss

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What does homo Run God mean?

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The homos ran God out of mainline churches.

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SBC and traditional catholic churches that hold latin mass seem to be keeping it together

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There was some quasi-muslim sect around 1000 that was trying to make three sets of these triads so the trinity existed but was reincarnated. Some kind of syncretic combination of Islam, Christianity, Platonic bullshit, whatever in the middle east that Platonists were ripping off.

None of which is new. But they would bring these weird combinations into it, like saying Jesus, Ali, and Salman al-Farisi had the same soul. Enoch was another.

Read encyclopediairanica the next time you're cutting class and you can be as successful as me

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>Found 163 Coins!

>:gigachadglow:: Keep quiet about this BWC! here ya go have some cash now shut up about it!

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kewl tee-hee

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Diet Shasta

what did he mean by this

:#marseyschizowall:

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he truly was ahead of his time :marseykneel:


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:marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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A not so fun fact: this p-do is probably the only pred featured in the show that ended up with a better life than he had before the sting, after he was arrested for the sting, as well as CP and I also think male feministing his female students, he was obviously fired from his high school teaching job, but later found a job as an engineer in some kind of company that manufactures plane engines.

His wife and his children did not leave him even despite all of his crimes and him being known worldwide for being a p-do freak, yes he is now known as a p-do and is also a s*x offender for the rest of his life, but other than that, he did not lose any family, and found a more profitable job than his previous one. :marseyraging:

In fact, A DAY AFTER THE STING he went back to teaching in high school! :marseynoooticer: !nooticers

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He also has one of the grossest sections of a chatlog I've ever read. Idk why but the "pancake batter" line has stuck with me for years https://i.rdrama.net/images/16894488190712466.webp

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>i taste mine all the time

:marseydeadinside2: do scrotes really !moidmoment

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!fitness refuses to lose any possible source of protein

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But its almost 100% belly fat inducing fructose. Bubble gutted cute twinks

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Unironicly, I eat mine 90% of the time

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>unironically

:#marseydisgust:

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assuming it’d be funny even ironically

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ouroboros

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It's better fresh from the tap, eating your own is gross

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:marseysquint:

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it’s called recycling. best mixed with fanta :marseycwc:

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Semen :marseysperm: is the water :marseykoi: of life.

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I was assured by the Irish that whiskey is in fact the water of life

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>Trusting leprechauns, the jews of the isles:marseyhibernian:

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GOOGLE CEI

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Lmao no. I've known more woman who admit to tasting their c*m than women

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mmm yum yum


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gang gang

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:#marseybeansick:

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I love the (relatively) long times between replies of this sexting

The decoy has to spend 30s vomiting and coming up with “what would an r-slured child say in response”

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!nooticers

:#marseynooticeglow:

what’s the snappy quote

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karla_Homolka

Snappy, how do heterosexual scrotes reproduce?

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“Although the incidence of heterosexual p-dophiles exceeds that of homosexual p-dophiles by a factor of about two to one, individuals in the population at large with a heterosexual orientation outnumber those with a homosexual orientation by about 20 to 1. Thus, although there are fewer homosexual than heterosexual p-dophiles, the proportion of homosexual p-dophiles is considerably higher than that of heterosexual p-dophiles. Homosexual p-dophiles also tend to be highly promiscuous. [In 1987], the mean number of victims of heterosexual p-dophiles was 19.8, whereas among homosexual p-dophiles the average number of victims was 150.2. Because they have more victims, homosexual p-dophiles have a correspondingly greater likelihood of being apprehended, and this might account for their disproportionate representation among those arrested for s*x crimes.”

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Yes, statistically you should be more worried about heterosexual males raping your kids. Good point.

Another fun fact is that "gay" pedos will r*pe girls and "straight" pedos will r*pe boys. Pedos just use adults as beards, their real goal is raping any child

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There's no point in seriously arguing with the agendaposters tbh

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Noooooo they're nooticing too much

:#marseywrongthonk:

!nooticers

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They get mad though, nobody else rageposts and downboats

And on a more serious note, if you dont btfo them with facts and logic on occasion they turn the place into /pol/

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I generally just call them dumb straight yt men tbh. If you're a hole janny you can also exile them to make them seethe

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But that doesn't affect chuds like me :marseychudindian:

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Hindus are yt and Muslims are BIPOC. Sorry hun but that's just science

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Dramaphobic

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There's always some r-slurred argument going on in the comments of every post I make

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Tbqh if everyone you meet is r-slurred, you might be in special ed

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Yes, we are on rdrama.net

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sounds like a great t-shirt

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>When redscare makes better merch than you

Red bubble only giving 20% isn’t going to cut here

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Idk what’re elder you’re expecting on rdrama

I’m here to start r-slurred petty arguments for amusement

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109 r-slurs

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Honestly I think you’re statistically more likely to be a p-dophile if you wear new balance shoes

:#marseyshoe:

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But they’re so comfy and fit my wide feet, motherlover!

Just picked up a fricking few pairs of Sauconys tho and feel they’re much, much better made.

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Wear hey dudes instead for comfort

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I hate those shoes idk why everyone is so in love with them.

They feel cheap and the sole is just a flat thing of foam.

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I love mine they’re super comfy.

Maybe you have weird feet? Post them so we can see what the issue is.

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I wear new balance though because nobody else makes a good 15/14W running shoe for under 200 dollars

But you're probably right

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>The homo pretends not to understand per capita as he r*pes you

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Even without per capita it says that there are more total victims of homosexuals. @CheedsCheedAndCheed is an r-slured cute twink

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You should be more worried about a straggot raping your kid, but the chances that a cute twink you know/meet/are friends with etc tries to r*pe your child is higher than a straggot you know/meet/are friends with.

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Its all about proportion my neighbor

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The MEAN is 150 victimized children? Is this America? Where'd this come from?

Do I live in a bubble where all the children I've ever met _aren't_ r*ped by homosexuals or shot in school shootings? How the frick are they even allowed near that many children? Is Drag Story Time now a school elective or something?

Are the child-bride states of Kentucky and Mississippi skewing these numbers? When I have children, am I going to have to wrap them up in bubble wrap and protect them from the rooftops?

:marseypedos#nipe:

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Heck post above said they had 50ish from this one sting operation alone

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People r*ped by p-dophiles probably don't tell everyone about it all the time. You probably do know people who were r*ped as children.

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[In 1987], the mean number of victims of heterosexual p-dophiles was 19.8, whereas among homosexual p-dophiles the average number of victims was 150.2.

Holy fricking shit

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I don’t even want to know what this means IRL and not just a Stalin-y statistic

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I fricking :marseytom: hate leafs :marseyleafpearlclutch:

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Reported by:

Kill them all

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Wait wtf? These dudes like baited a kid to frick and admitted to talking to MORE KIDS and they get 6mo? What the frick?

3 years probation? Dude if you're a fricking s*x offender probation is irrelevant. You're not a drug dealer gang banger so probation isn't preventing you from doing anything you wouldn't already do.

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Globohomo is not a joke. :marseyshapiro:

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Globohomo isn't the gay agenda, get your conspiracy theories right idiot

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I hate the anti-christ.

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Why do these people always think that asking if someone's a cop is enough of a safeguard against getting caught by one? Do they think cops can't lie or something?

"are you a cop?"

"no, of course I am not a law enforcement officer :))"

"ah ok you can never be too careful LOL"

how does this qualify as being at all careful? I suppose we're lucky they're such r-slurs though because if they were smarter they wouldn't get caught so easily.

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If you ask a cop, even if he's undercover, if he's law enforcement then he's legally obligated to answer yes

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:ipgrabber:

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No he's not you r-slur why would that be a rule

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I see, thank you

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Man they just immediately went for it, didn't they? No testing the waters or anything -- "13? That's awesome! How big is your peepee?"

:marseywoodchipper2:


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WE NEED LORNE PART 3

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I'm writing it. Once the catfish era starts it becomes an absolute clusterfrick to keep track of. I can only hear Lorne drunkenly yell on the phone so much before I have to take a break

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Are you actually reading all the chatlogs and even listening to phone call recordings? :#marseyshook:

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white foid enjoys true crime

:marseyban::marseyconfuseddead:

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I don't read the entire chatlogs usually just skim them. Luckily a lot of the phone call stuff is categorized or edited or else I just couldn't do it. There are thousands of hours of phone call recordings of Lorne out there

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Thats quite the community he must have following him. How big is it compared to say the lolcows who get their own forums on kiwifarms and not just a single thread? Like lucas, chris chan and ethan Ralph

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Big enough to have their own lolcows in this community trolling a lolcow. Those are always fascinating, when someone becomes a lolcow in a lolcow community. It's like Inception

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:marseymarseyloveorgy:

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Oh that’s kinda neat they’re breaking the glass ceiling as a power couple. You never hear about gay p-dophiles.


:#marseyastronaut:

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there's a great Snappy quote about that

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>They later got married and despite both of them being registered intercourse offenders for life they gained custody of Maurice's children

:#marseyveryworried:

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>They later got married and despite both of them being registered s*x offenders for life they gained custody of Maurice's children which is...something

How heartwarming, I'm glad there will be future homosexuals that will carry on their legacy.

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Minecraft is the reason Gen Z is becoming so redpilled. Here's some fun things to think about:

Steve: A white male ubermensch who conquers nature and carves it into his own dominion. He builds beautiful structures and ingenious redstone technology.

Zombies: Represent the bugman. Slow, stupid, and outnumber Steve by 100 to 1. They have no ulterior motives beyond consumption.

Creepers: Represent muslims. Not only do they blow themselves up but they are also green which is a color strongly associated with Islam.

Enderman: A tall black man who steals shit and can't swim

Villagers: Big nosed merchants who live in the desert and have their hands constantly rubbed together

Notch saw that Sweden was getting cucked and made Minecraft in collaboration with Pewdiepie in an effort to redpill the Aryan youth

Snapshots:

Megan's Law page:

Maurice's:

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Homosexuals reproduce by running trains :marseytrain: (on kids).

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Even though I know no real children were involved I still regret reading that chatlog. It disgusts me that these people got less than a year. This shit should be life.

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I mean it would be life but for that they would actually have to frick a child which I definitely don't want.

Better to have them register as s*x offenders for life

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It probably wouldnt be life if they actually r*ped a kid, unfortunately. It should be life regardless of whether they succeeded.

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Their house is close to my mechanic. Maybe I’ll stop by and say hello :#haveaseat:

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>just to get stopped and arrested by the Riverside PD so unfortunately there is no interview with Chris.

:#marseysleep:

TCAP would never have been canceled if instead of the cops waiting outside it was just a couple of big guys with a woodchipper. The ratings would be incredible.

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These posts are quite good.

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Least predatory gay couple

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I can't! I won't!

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I was pretty excited to find out if Lorne ever got laid, but this is good shit too.

The nipple ring is a nice touch.

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