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Chopstick etiquette: Which one are you? (Edited out the r-slurred ones)

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Uncultured swine.

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I use a funnel


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Funnels are for beer, and only in college or vacation.

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It's more cultured than that Chinese custom of bringing the whole fricking dish up to your face

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:#marseycry: i have r-slurred hands

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BIPOC you are literally a chink living in chinkapore

LEARN

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X (formerly chiobu) is just an anglo living in a chinx body

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我不是马铃薯 :marseyindignant:

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不对! 你从美国, 太白了!

:!marseylaugh: :marseymayo:

>马铃薯 (potato)

:marseyxd:

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potato = yellow outside white inside = what we call ABCs lol

or bananas but mayos cuisine tends to have potatoes so it's the preferred term

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Whole little bizzle white man need fork? F*** you white man haha he hole hahaha f*** you wait a minute I have the chopper sticker and I will use it on me bowl of soup ho ho it only has three infants in it but that is fine I can pick them with me sticks ho ho


dude bussy lmao

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i know how to but a fork is faster

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cap

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America wins again

:#marseysaluteusa:

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>Bone forks have been found in archaeological sites of the Bronze Age Qijia culture (2400–1900 BC), the Shang dynasty (c. 1600–c. 1050 BC), as well as later Chinese dynasties.

YOU LOSE, GWEILO

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Two thirds of those words i understand. You understand all of them and aren't in the greatest country in the universe

America wins again

:#marseysaluteusa:

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What kind of Asian can't use chopsticks?

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malaysians so r-slurred :marseyretard: they use hand

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:#marseychingchongpearlclutch:

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I just discovered I'm a bad Asian apparently because I use my pinky sometimes.

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I guess it's ok, eating food with two sticks is pretty r-slurred when you think about it.

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it's ok for sushi since a fork breaks the sushi

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hate it when my rice wrapped raw fish doesnt come as a single piece

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I just use my fingers for sushi. Still r-slurred to use sticks

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>Did You Know? Feel free to eat your sushi rolls or nigiri with your hands! This is, in fact, how many in Japan eat their sushi.

https://delishably.com/meat-dishes/The-Different-Kinds-of-Sushi

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i guess it doesn't hurt if your fingers were smelling fishy already :marseywin!k:

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Forkchads rise up. Chopsticks are ghaey and pointless

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>ghaey

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I used to go to a restaurant run by FOtB Chinese immigrants for FOtB Chinese immigrants.

The waiter would bring out what I swear was every fork in the building (at least 20 forks for 3 of us) and put them in a desultory pile on table.

Next, he'd bring out glasses of water that were 80% ice and by this point every nearby table would be staring.

10/10 every time. Half the reason we went there was for the novelty.

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Good on him. You white people are disgusting barbarians.

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The white devil needs to learn its place. And yet rather than understand the obvious insult and leave in shame, it comes back for more.

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