I don't feel so good kinobros.

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Returning franchises:

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If you saw the average moviegoer, you would know why this is happening

They're all fat goyslop chugging r-slurs

No refined individual is booking seats for "Venom 3"

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Pretty much whoever consumes the ads will watch the movies. Once you stop watching tv you rely on googling "best movies of 2023" or "best recent dramas" to find movies and the quality goes up.

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I will withold judgment on Joker 2 until I see it.

Kung-fu panda and deadpool are slop, but I'll still enjoy them.

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Joker was slop.

Nothing on this list isn't slop. Hollywood's most creative product in the coming future will be straining itself to rub two movies together to create Alien vs Predator type slop, and we'll be forced to celebrate it.

When Scorsese dies, we'll be left with Ari Aster and nothing.

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JOKER WAS KINO :marseymad:

it was also very dramatic, remember how journos begged for an incel shooter?

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Wrong

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>Wallace and grommit

But why, the guy who voiced Wallace is dead. Just let things die.

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>Kung Fu Panda 4

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Every day, I see a bit more of Mike Stoklasa's meme personality in myself.

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>Venom 3

Tom Hardy is never ever gonna make Taboo season 2

:#marseymati: Nootkabros I'm gonna LOSE it

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Wouldn't that be Ghostbusters 5?

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Sony Pictures figured out they went a bridge too far with Ghostbusters (2016), and so that film has been quietly cast aside.

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Ironically people will remember it way more than Afterlife.

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gladiator 2

They really needed that brand recognition to distinguish themselves from all the other movies about gladiators coming out next year.

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there will be 10 times that many new movies that aren't sequels or part of a franchise...

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These are Hollywood studio movies. There really WON'T be that many other movies this year.

The slop is getting runnier, is what this means. This does not preclude some German scat pornographer from sublimating his cineskills into creating the most breathtaking indie film of the last 60 years; it does mean that American studios will be spending less money on developing killer new IPs such as Black Girl Magic School Academy or Blippi Poop Fart Teehee.

The men Altman made from of in The Player would feel exasperated by current Hollywood. Gore Vidal would die again.

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do you think new non-sequel non-franchise movies just don't exist or something

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Not that many no. Pretty sure majority are sequel/franchise

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the majority of movies are not sequels/franchises come on man stop getting all your movie news from /r/marvel or something :punch:

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Apparently you're right, but its as close to being a majority as its ever been: https://www.franchisere.biz/movie-industry-charts-and-trends. 2023 was 58 franchise, 71 non-franchise (counting movies with 1000+ theaters). Compare that to 1997, 29 franchise vs 108 non-franchise. It'll be a majority within a few years :marseydepressed:

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Can someone throw Ridley Scott off an escarpment already

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Man is unironically washed, Napoleon was such dogshit

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I learned that with his awful rendition of Exodus. When Noah and the biblically accurate autobots is a better Bible movie that your mom asks to go see in a single year you know that it has to be dogshit.

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He's still a banging film maker from the perspective of what a director does, but he's so hit or miss on picking good scripts. He balances that line between film making auteur and director because he has such a signature visual style, but seems to either pick great well paced scripts or shitty ones. The guy is also almost a century old, prob just time to retire

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It's all so tiresome

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Vile

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Twister isn't a franchise, and if it's the live action Lion King then it's not a franchise either.

90% of everything is trash, but that also means there's a few of these that could be good, even great. Only Dune 2 has a reason to exist, though.

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Yeah I won't defend the goyslop but Dune really doesn't belong on this list.

If you're going to adapt that book into a movie, it really needs to be split into two (or more?) parts. This isn't a case of "let's make a sequel for the heck of it to wring more money out of the cattle."

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I hope they adapt all the way to Children of Dune :pray:

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People would flip their shit if they adapted Dune Messiah. I can see how mad new fans would get about the ending. I'd enjoy the drama tbh so I agree :marseypopcorntime:

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I think normies are not ready for the brutal turn Paul's story will take with the Jihad. I hope Villeneuve really conveys the sheer amount of death and suffering that the Jihad brings to the universe.

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:marseyagreefast: it would be so kino.

Hope they let it be rated R to actually get the message across

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Beetlejuice 2

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OJ's Revenge.

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only a24 kino can save us

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Their movies suck which means you suck too

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you will not be saved

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They're going to fill the vacuum of Disney and WB and become a juggernaut. It will be a perfect marriage of action and artcute twinkry.

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Most of these will bomb

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:marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

I hate Hollywood so fricking much bros

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Terrifier 3

:marseyterrifier:

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Absolutely :0: hope for any of those.

Even the sequels to films I liked, because there is absolutely no reason for them to have a second part.

I hate how no standalone films can exist now, it all must be some part of a huge frickin gay-butt franchise with 10 films (of which only 2 are good) and 3 TV shows with 200 episodes each which go on to explain some obscure plot bullshit nobody cared about in the first place

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Dune 2 is probably gonna be alright but that's cause it's a legit part 2 rather than a sequel

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Look guys we have:

✅Timofee Chandelier

✅Zendaya

✅Florence Pugh

Are they good actors? Are they even remotely right for the roles?

Ummmm wtf are you talking about? They are the people who always must be cast so we casted them :marseybrainlet:

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@collectijism is watching low budget DVDs of Russian sci fi

Trans lives matter

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Any good? :marseypixel:

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Super good

Trans lives matter

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I like that he organized that list by length of title :marseythumbsup:

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Dune will be cool

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It will be awful slop like part 1

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Dune is not slop, you philistine.

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48 hour ban

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You seem confused on what slop means.

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Having some hope for Beverly Hills Cop 4

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They're making a John Wick spin off?

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Ballerina, starring Ana de Armas.

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Oh... it's gonna be :marseymid:.

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Different Ballerina. This new one's directed by the guy who did Underworld and the Total Recall remake so it will almost certainly be terrible.

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Good name for a John Wick character. should have just used her name.

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Think they already have but yeh prob more.

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NO NO NO NO NO NO

:#marseyrope:

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>u have to watch this goyslop to fit in with normal people

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Also there's like a Transformers animated movie coming out :marseyoptimusprime:

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Transformers

@X can you make a chingchong soyjak? :marseyinshallah: :soyjackwow: :marseychingchong:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/170369659144544.webp I rooove dee twansfohmuhs verry mush!

@Qar @SlidingDonGER, this is your Chinese doppleganger.

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na li na li :marseyshy3:

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Last seen in Beijing. :marseydetective:

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Look at those qt trad Asian girls miring him

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Chinese doppleganger

That bowl isn't filled with beer :marseyfacepalm:

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!remindme 2 hours upload the fat yelling asianjak with bowl of rice

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:#incelchiobu:

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I will be messaging you on 27.12.2023, 16:59 UTC to remind you of this comment

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:#marseyfloyd:

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some of them seem to be kino tbh :marseyexcited:

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I'll frick with a venom movie even though they're garbage

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Yeh Carnage was a cool character only wish it was r18 so could have shown more brutality.

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You can't do Carnage properly without an R rating, as that Venom film amply demonstrated.

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Venom is extremely mid as an M movie. Cant even remember the plot.

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The shitty ghostbusters remakes are still happening?

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They unironically course corrected.

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Yeah Jews stopped pushing black women they ironically almost lost an entire generation from eating their propaganda

Trans lives matter

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Bob iger gets pegged by real isrealite black women.

Trans lives matter

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:@collectijismpat:

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If Jews are whites but worse how are you going too keep making 50 holocaust movies a year?

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The big black lady was giga seething that no one liked their version and they didn't make a sequel.

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the west has risen :marseyspit:

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The West has fallen :chuditsover:

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:#platylol:

Maybe 2025 will save movies

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how tf are they making a sequel to Smile

it was an ok one off horror movie but there's nothing left there, the well is dry

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I liked that movie alot. The scene where the main character visits prison to visit that murderer and he's like, "You're not passing that back to me!" was great.

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It just felt like an subpar version of "It Follows" to me when I watched it :marseyshrug:

The end scene where the monster splits open the MC's jaw was pretty kino tho :marseygem:

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Oh, some more bad news. They're making a sequel to It Follows as well!

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The moment with the sister coming back to her in the car was in the trailer and it still freaked me out when it happened in the film. I liked Smile a lot.

There's room to either follow the cop, or have a new story, but I have no expectations of its quality.

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The last half was soo shit too

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:#marseyglow:

Snapshots:

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