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Its Neighbor History Month! I'm gonna list my Top 10 Neighbor movies of all time!

As a Kinophile, I've watched many movies out of sheer boredom. Here are my Top 10 Black movies of all time! If its not listed, then its not worth watching as a non-Black aka the average rdramacel. You can trust me! I'm a gook. I know movies and I know racism. My taste is refined so you can trust my taste!

Honorary Mentions: Not in my top 10 but movies I'd recommend you to at least watch once.

  • Rush Hour - Jackie Chan carries this thus not on the list. Christ Tucker could be swapped out for literally any black comedian.

  • Miles Morales Spooderman - I'm not even sure if this is actually a "black" movie, a lot of the themes in the series is more Latinx and incel-coded than Black American coded in my opinion.

  • Shaft - Honestly thought about making this #10 as a shit-post entry but decided against it. Still a fun movie to watch.

  • Brooklyn's Finest - Strong cast, under-rated movie.

  • Sorry to Bother You - Its an interesting movie. Worth a watch.

  • Barbershop series and Friday series - I've learned to much about Black Culture from this. And you can too!

#10 - Creed

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I like Michael B. Jordan. He is the Wayne Brady of the 21st Century. Its a solid movie. 8/10

#9 - The Green Book

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Its alright. Realized I don't actually like many Black movies. Black movie for white people. But this was good enough. 8/10

#8 - Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

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If only black gangsters acted like Ghost Dog. Then they wouldn't have been muscled out of the drug trade by the latinx and neo-nazis. 8/10

#7 - Coming to America

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Funny movie. Funny man. 8/10

#6 - Get Out

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Jordan Peele's ONLY good movie. Fight me. 8/10

#5 - BlacKKKlansman

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Strong cast, above average script, lackluster camera-work. I give it an 8.5/10

#4 - Glory

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Should be a mandatory movie to watch to be an American citizen. 8.5/10

#3 - Django Unchained

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Strong cast, good script, fun camera-work, fun movie. 9/10

#2 - American Gangster

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Strong cast, strong script, fun plot. 9/10

#1 - Bad Boys

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Peak 90s. 10 outta 10

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Here's my top kino

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Nothing can compete with that so I didn't list it :marseyindignant:

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The story about how black men freed whites from the worst slavery of all

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Training Day not on the list is bold. Otherwise this is a good lineup on the whole.

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I've thought about Training Day, but I felt it was too mayo POV focused.

Honestly should probably be in honorable mentions with Rush Hour.

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You might as well include Lethal Weapon if you're going to be that lax

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I'mma be real with you but I plum forgot Lethal Weapon existed.

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and then everyone fapped

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:#horny:

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Too many whites to be on this list :marseymayoparty: but Mississippi Burning is a really good movie about an investigation of a racially motivated murder in the rural :marseysaluteconfederacy: during the civil rights era :marseykino:

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Thats a strong cast of mayos. I will add it to my backlog of films to watch in the near future. Good recommendation! :marseyblowkiss:

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There are amusingly no actual black characters.

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has one of the wildest third act twists

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Ghost Dog is super good, RZA did the score too. Not too long ago I revisited Boyz n the Hood, Menace II Society, Juice, and New Jack City and I think out of all of them Juice holds up the best. Belly deserves an honorable mention too.

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I thought Ghost dog was terrible. Like maybe 4-5/10 imbd level bad. Never saw why people thought it was good. Had low-budget WB young adult superhero vibes to it.

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How could you forget this one?

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Or more seriously

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I think I erased Blade from my mind because the Blade re-make being rumored to be such a shitshow.

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I was seriously expecting Tropic Thunder somewhere on the list.

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Sir, I am a very serious kinophile. I would never besmirch the sanctity of a Top 10 list with a comedic attempt of shoe-horning a movie that doesn't belong in a Top 10 list.

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What about blade? The original black super hero


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I forgot it existed because I blocked it out from hearing all the shitshow rumors of the remake.

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A couple of my favourites that you didn't mention

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A Soldier's Story is really good. I feel like I actually learned a lot from it about them and myself.

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where is straight outta compton?!?!??!?!

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Movie stunk and it made Eazy E (the only real gangster of the group) look like a punk. Well of course because it was produced by Ice Cube and Dre and Eazy is dead and cant speak for himself.

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They hated Eazy for being sleazy with the men. :marseyindignant:

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Suge injected him with AIDS he didnt contract it from buttsecks

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They were all a bunch of punks.

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Well yea but I meant the way black ppl mean by punk

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Ice Cube went to college and makes copaganda movies

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Its a musical thus not black :marseyindignant:

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what about 12 years a slave!?!! :pepereeeeee:

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I'm not watching Oscar-bait :marseyindignantgook:

Same reason I didn't watch Moonlight.

I am an everyman's movie critic.

:soyjakan#imeglasses:

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It was ok. Was a little on the short side though lengthwise. :taywine2:

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i liked it lol

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How could you not mention Blazing Saddles at least as an honorable mention?

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Cuz I forgot it silly.

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>No Boss BIPOC

>No Gay BIPOCs from Outer Space

Shit list

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Tropic thunder features two black protagonists


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I have a soft spot for neighborhood movies where the neighbors do neighbor things and love according to their own distressingly poor life choices as is the neighbor way.

Things like Do The Right Thing (nobody did), boyz in the hood, friday, house party and more.

Today writers just write the whitest white boy to ever white experience hardship somehow and cast a black man

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No Friday? Come on now that is the quintessential black movie

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Its in my honorable mentions with Barbershop :marseyblowkiss:

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In the Heat of the Night was a pretty good movie, if only bc a Yankee went down to Dixie and talked shit about the southern cretins for the duration of the film

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Nothing remotely compares to the greatness of Bamboozled

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>I'm Gonna' Git You Sucka not on the list

:#marseydisagree:

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Also

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Miles Morales Spooderman - I'm not even sure if this is actually a "black" movie, a lot of the themes in the series is more Latinx and incel-coded than Black AmeriKKKan coded in my opinion

This lmao

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What are you 12?

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I salute you black man harpooning whales. You take the job many men aren't brave enough to tackle. Here's to you tossing flour to find the wet spot.

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All of those are good except for American gangster

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My Neighbor Totoro

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Sweet Sweetback :marseydisagree:

GayBIPOCs from Outer Space :marseydisagree:

Dolemite :marseydisagree:

:#marseyno:

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No Jackie Brown?

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Never watched it. :marseyshrug:

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You need to. For sure kino


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I'll watch it with henny.

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