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Latest garbage from Disney/Star Wars :marseydisney: . Some of the funniest parts courtesy of /tv/ :marseypepe:.

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Wtf is this shit? Dark-side witches are akhsually le good because GIRL POWER! :#marseywitch2:

!nooticers, reminds me of Maleficent which started the whole “SUBVOOOORT TROPES :soyjakfat:” on fairytales and “SHE WASN'T EVIL JUST MISUNDERSTOOD”. They did again with the puppy slaughtering psycho Cruella de Vil.

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Women write some of the worst self-insert wish fulfillment fanfics. It's no surprise that the term Mary Sue has its roots in foid fanfics of Star Trek. This is those types of women given the keys to an existing franchise.

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That ratio lmao, looks like most of the critics got their Disneybux

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:marseyceiling:

Let's see some imdb user reviews!

1/10

It's Over

Wingzzz12 June 2024

Star Wars is truly cooked. This franchise has been destroyed and it's kind of remarkable how everyone at Disney and Lucasfilms has refused to course correct. They can't even hire people that actually care about Star Wars, but to be fair who would want to work for Lucasfilms at this point? They hire Harvey Weinstein's former assistant to make a show that once again feels like a hollow vessel for a committee of talentless hacks to use a big platform for little payoff. These oh so virtuous creatives have done it again. How a person like Kathleen Kennedy still has a job is beyond me! The legacy of Star Wars has been so greatly tarnished that I genuinely don't think it can ever be mended. New generations of kids will just have a lukewarm reaction to their era of Star Wars and will gravitate to better properties. I would rather be chained up to Jabba Hutt in a metal bikini than watch anymore Star Wars stuff.

Poor lil bonzo.

:marseyitsoverpat:

6/10

A Teenage Soap Opera in Space

limbikanidambuleni5 June 2024

I feel that this is a Jedi story written for the 16-25 age group.

-The evil twin thing? Done to death -The whole I can overpower a Jedi Master with daggers coz she was distracted??😁😭 = Impossible.

-The cast.. so so young and in our Universe= inexperienced. ( Now I loved them talented actors, but we are now reduced to shirtless Jedi Knights? WHY?) -Great represantion but...watch Vampire Diaries or TWILIGHT thingy..or something like that U will get the same result 😉.

-Fight choreography is on point I must say ...but again..we have a "Jedi Master who looks 12 meditating in space with a ridiculous beard 🙄.

So.. Budget: Excellent Cast: Pretty Good Production: Excellent Story: 😂 Not it!!

Watch it coz U love Star Wars but if U are expecting Obiwan/Andor/Mando...you will be disappointed.

>6/10

Despite all of its problems. That's why Disney keeps cranking out this shit.

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Pretty Good Production

So many comments saying it has good production values. Do these people have eyes?

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>consumers looooove CGI slop

Been that way for games and movies since the 2010s.

:marseykino: :marseydeadinside3:

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>Star Wars is truly cooked. This franchise has been destroyed and it's kind of remarkable how everyone at Disney and Lucasfilms has refused to course correct. They can't even hire people that actually care about Star Wars, but to be fair who would want to work for Lucasfilms at this point? They hire Harvey Weinstein's former assistant to make a show that once again feels like a hollow vessel for a committee of talentless hacks to use a big platform for little payoff. These oh so virtuous creatives have done it again. How a person like Kathleen Kennedy still has a job is beyond me! The legacy of Star Wars has been so greatly tarnished that I genuinely don't think it can ever be mended. New generations of kids will just have a lukewarm reaction to their era of Star Wars and will gravitate to better properties. I would rather be chained up to Jabba Hutt in a metal bikini than watch anymore Star Wars stuff.

:!#speechbubble:

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If it can happen to him, it can also happen... to you.

:#marseypathetic:

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Not that critics aren't shills but r-slurred RT rating system is even more to blame, it rewards all these boring, uninspired, technically decently executed shows/movies that the critics are afraid to give less than 6/10.

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Plus the standard 'diversity!' bonus, turning mixed reviews into fresh because praising the diversity means more than complaining about any other parts of the production.

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I guess this must be Stargate fanfic because she stole the thing that Teal'c has on his forehead.

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>Women write some of the worst self-insert wish fulfillment fanfics.

>Don't you dare bring up how 99% of anime and action movies are lame male self-insert wish fulfillment fanfics, though

:marseysmug:

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Anime sucks and action movies are low brow entertainment :marseysquint:

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The elephant in the room is that male wishes are always grand, cool, sexy, and exciting. Female wishes are neurotic, unimaginative, undignified, creatively bankrupt groupthink.

Fulfilling men's wishes gets you Indiana Jones, The Last Samurai, and LOTR. Fulfilling women's wishes gets you Twilight, Ghostbusters 2016, and new Star Wars.

:marseywomanmoment2:

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Disney only knows how to do 3 things: Villain good actually, old man character pathetic and sad, girl boss annoying main character. Repeat this formula forever until they run out of money.

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>gorlboss annoying

wheres the lie?

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:marseyrobot:

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>Villain good actually

Tom did nothing wrong, and deserved to win

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I also love that in most cases they are still evil and nothing they do is actually justified, but the film-makers don't have any morals to fall on to realize that.

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I think I'm just going to default to using these whenever our atheist :marseydramautist: come out of the woodwork

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Strange how the most religious countries have the most violent crime :marseynoooticer:

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lol :soyjakferaltalking:

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Please take down my dox

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>le atheists

Lol the people you're complaining about are woke religious fanatics themselves. It's that they're not specifically baby peepee cutters of the Christian variety

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The film-makers believe being a queer negro woman justifies all your actions, no matter how violent or satanic they look.

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>The film-makers believe being a queer negro woman justifies all your actions, no matter how violent or satanic they look.

Imagine if most African warlords were foids or queer, we could have been getting some girlboss versions of KONY 2012, about the misunderstood cannibal p-dophile cults fighting against le colonial patriarchy or something :marseyfacepalm: !historychads

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Isn't that what The Warrior Queen was?

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I'll watch it when Disney has the main character chop the heads off a chicken to perform a jedi ceremony. There has to be a little realism in all scifi. :taysneer:

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women really empathize with characters that take no responsibility for their actions

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I'm just so unbelievably tired of foids ruining literally everything, and I don't even care about star shit :marseyitsallsotiresome:

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George Elliot was right.

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started the whole “SUBVOOOORT TROPES

yes and game of thrones invented dragons.

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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!oldstrags, you guys remember the "Fractured Fairy Tales" segment from Rocky and Bullwinkle? :marseymoose: :marseynuts:

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Kids back then were so much more high brow. You couldn't even understand children's cartoons if you didn't know who Omar Khayyam was.

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I am glad that I am not the only one who watched this !kino Y2K CGIslop!

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he didnt say invent.

:#marseyakshually:

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started

:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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started =/= invent

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!chuds remember when the all-female Dark Side witch cult in Star Wars was Dathomiri who kidnapped Men as breeding bulls for their esoteric death cult :marseycoomer2:

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The Clone Wars witches were r-slurred, too.

The only good Star Wars movies were the first two. The rest of the pre-Disney movies are just okay action fantasy movies.

I don't understand TV forums creaming their pants over the CGI children's cartoon.

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The rest of the pre-Disney movies are just okay action fantasy movies.

when i was really really young, they made some tv/direct-to-vhs movies heavily focused on ewoks and they were not "okay" :marseyxd:

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The Dark Horse comics had a story arc where about them :marseyindignant:

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The Clone Wars witches were r-slurred, too.

He's not talking about the clone wars version of Dathmori witches he's talking about the original true versions that show up in the original (and true) Star Wars canon, first in the novel the Courtship of Princess Leia.

:#marseyraging:

Dave Filoni took that and then made generic boring butt bland version for the clone wars cartoon because he is a fricking hack like the rest of Disney LucasFilm who only knows how to imitate what's come before and create lesser versions of the originals.

:#marseyautism: :#marseyitsover:

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so you just outed yourself as 56 years old, right?

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The prequels and children cartoons are much worse than OK.

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The clone wars witches are kind of a loose take on the EU concept, which was a number of witches marooned on Dathomir. They were a honey trappers looking for big spaceship-owner peepee so they could get offworld.

If this isn't entirely accurate then I don't want to be corrected :marseycoomer:

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reminds me of Maleficent which started the whole “SUBVOOOORT TROPES :soyjakfat:” on fairytales and “SHE WASN'T EVIL JUST MISUNDERSTOOD”

WICKED predates Maleficent by a decade, and even before that feminists were on a streak of trying to rehabilitate mythological monsters and villains. As far back as the 70's they were doing feminist "reinterpretations" of the Medusa myth where she's actually a victim of evil men who are afraid of strong women.

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As far back as the 70's they were doing feminist "reinterpretations" of the Medusa myth where she's actually a victim of evil men who are afraid of strong women.

>POV: You are Medusa

https://c.tenor.com/oRU73ucAzIUAAAAd/tenor.gif !foidmoment

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the wicked book has a long scene of a bestiality whorehouse in it for fricking actual literal animals (not the animal-people from the musical) and it still haunts me whenever I see how popular wicked is with the uwu wholesome crowd

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Pretty sure Wicked did it first.

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I'm pretty sure The Old English Baron did it first.

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What fairy tale does that subvert?

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101 dalmatians peaked at the parrot

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when I was a kid I wanted to be Patch from the cartoons

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heck yeah

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Wicked was a decade before Maleficent.

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