Let's see some imdb user reviews!

1/10

It's Over

Wingzzz12 June 2024

Star Wars is truly cooked. This franchise has been destroyed and it's kind of remarkable how everyone at Disney and Lucasfilms has refused to course correct. They can't even hire people that actually care about Star Wars, but to be fair who would want to work for Lucasfilms at this point? They hire Harvey Weinstein's former assistant to make a show that once again feels like a hollow vessel for a committee of talentless hacks to use a big platform for little payoff. These oh so virtuous creatives have done it again. How a person like Kathleen Kennedy still has a job is beyond me! The legacy of Star Wars has been so greatly tarnished that I genuinely don't think it can ever be mended. New generations of kids will just have a lukewarm reaction to their era of Star Wars and will gravitate to better properties. I would rather be chained up to Jabba Hutt in a metal bikini than watch anymore Star Wars stuff.

Poor lil bonzo.

6/10

A Teenage Soap Opera in Space

limbikanidambuleni5 June 2024

I feel that this is a Jedi story written for the 16-25 age group.

-The evil twin thing? Done to death -The whole I can overpower a Jedi Master with daggers coz she was distracted??😁😭 = Impossible.

-The cast.. so so young and in our Universe= inexperienced. ( Now I loved them talented actors, but we are now reduced to shirtless Jedi Knights? WHY?) -Great represantion but...watch Vampire Diaries or TWILIGHT thingy..or something like that U will get the same result 😉.

-Fight choreography is on point I must say ...but again..we have a "Jedi Master who looks 12 meditating in space with a ridiculous beard 🙄.

So.. Budget: Excellent Cast: Pretty Good Production: Excellent Story: 😂 Not it!!

Watch it coz U love Star Wars but if U are expecting Obiwan/Andor/Mando...you will be disappointed.

>6/10

Despite all of its problems. That's why Disney keeps cranking out this shit.

Not that critics aren't shills but r-slurred RT rating system is even more to blame, it rewards all these boring, uninspired, technically decently executed shows/movies that the critics are afraid to give less than 6/10.

Plus the standard 'diversity!' bonus, turning mixed reviews into fresh because praising the diversity means more than complaining about any other parts of the production.

Yeah. I used to read fanfics decade or so back and it's surreal watching that kind of writing make it to the big screens like this. It's not even hyperbole to say this writing is at the same level. It's so uncanny how similar it is in terms of both quality and style.

!foidmoment FACT: All of the fat fujo foids from 2010-2014 tumblr are now working on corporate positions.

Anime sucks and action movies are low brow entertainment

The elephant in the room is that male wishes are always grand, cool, sexy, and exciting. Female wishes are neurotic, unimaginative, undignified, creatively bankrupt groupthink.

Fulfilling men's wishes gets you Indiana Jones, The Last Samurai, and LOTR. Fulfilling women's wishes gets you Twilight, Ghostbusters 2016, and new Star Wars.

LMAO non-theistic religions have long ago supplanted theistic religions are the basis of morality in the west. That's why nominally "christian" countries promote gay marriages but still condemn r*pe and pillage.

I'm glad 'atheists' have no moral values, instead of adhering to a religion like Islam, with the "morals are good, but um, if it furthers the will of Allah then who cares" set of moral values.

Strange how the most religious countries have the most violent crime

>le atheists

Lol the people you're complaining about are woke religious fanatics themselves. It's that they're not specifically baby peepee cutters of the Christian variety

>The film-makers believe being a queer negro woman justifies all your actions, no matter how violent or satanic they look.

Imagine if most African warlords were foids or queer, we could have been getting some girlboss versions of KONY 2012, about the misunderstood cannibal libertarian cults fighting against le colonial patriarchy or something !historychads

I'll watch it when Disney has the main character chop the heads off a chicken to perform a jedi ceremony. There has to be a little realism in all scifi.

Who put them there?

Brie Larson

I want to play the black guy.

That was literally the entire point of Daenerys' character in Game of Thrones, though?

She's an awful ruler who consistenly makes every place she goes to worse. Astapor became heck-on-Earth, she brutally occupies Mereen, and for all her talk about breaking the wheel her dreams of re-taking her family's throne will require rivers of blood for no guarantees that anyone's lives will be improved.

Heck, even the show figured out at the last minute that she's supposed to be a bit of an entitled c*nt and self-important blowhard.

Kids back then were so much more high brow. You couldn't even understand children's cartoons if you didn't know who Omar Khayyam was.

started

The rest of the pre-Disney movies are just okay action fantasy movies.

when i was really really young, they made some tv/direct-to-vhs movies heavily focused on ewoks and they were not "okay"

The Dark Horse comics had a story arc where about them

The Clone Wars witches were r-slurred, too.

He's not talking about the clone wars version of Dathmori witches he's talking about the original true versions that show up in the original (and true) Star Wars canon, first in the novel the Courtship of Princess Leia.

Dave Filoni took that and then made generic boring butt bland version for the clone wars cartoon because he is a fricking hack like the rest of Disney LucasFilm who only knows how to imitate what's come before and create lesser versions of the originals.

The prequels and children cartoons are much worse than OK.

The clone wars witches are kind of a loose take on the EU concept, which was a number of witches marooned on Dathomir. They were a honey trappers looking for big spaceship-owner peepee so they could get offworld.

If this isn't entirely accurate then I don't want to be corrected

What fairy tale does that subvert?