I hate Captain America 4 because they blacked the Cap. You hate Captain America 4 because it has a watered down version of an Israeli superhero. We are not the same. :marseydisney:

https://x.com/Variety/status/1889521069389746648

There's a hundred versions of this attack in the replies as per usual every time this subject comes up. Let's unpack.

What the name actually refers to:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_(person)#:~:text=A%20prickly%20pear%20cactus%2C%20which,a%20sweet%20and%20soft%20interior.

The Sabra character predates the Lebanese Christian militia chimpout:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646gCpfhf-goqClvg.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739372646zOzsB3OhUp2Y5g.webp

So much for that nonsense

:#marseynorm: :#marseynorm:

I can't believe I just defended Disney, kill me now

:#marseybackingintobush:

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I hate Captain America 4 because I hate capeshit. It was slop even when starring Chris Evans but now they have an un-charismatic actor as the main character and you have to watch a bunch r-slurred shows to understand, this is too much for normie audiences looking for a mindless fun action flick.

!kino

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Truth nuke:

They should have Jamie Fox playing all the black people roles in Marvel movies to make them salvageable after Avengers endgame.

I wonder what he is up to these days:

Not another Church movie ( 2024 )

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739379355DblqKHm0eAsbpw.webp

They cloned Tyrone ( 2023 )

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739379391LQE_qxhckNngaw.webp

Dad stop embarrassing me ( 2021 )

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739379427hT-yR31J3IxKLQ.webp

:#dinoxd:

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They cloned Tyrone is enjoyable if you can turn off culture war in your brain. Though it was probably made for black people and zoomers who want to roleplay outsmarting and slaughtering the white jewish deep state.

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:#chadbasedcapy:

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Those look legitamtely entertaining and much better than marvel slop

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Those look legitamtely entertaining and much better than marvel slop

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:#blacksoyjak:

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What is the least sloppy capeshit in your opinion?

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Iron Man (2008) was a fun action flick. Capeshit became worse as crossovers and spin offs became more frequent and they all repeated the same formula, it got flanderized as a franchise, I think Guardians of the Galaxy was an inflection point for marvelshit. A blockbuster about a former chubby burger who has a Walkman and features a talking raccoon firing a gun from a sentient tree, it was the culmination of marvelification.

My vote for underrated capeshit goes to "Man of Steel", it was a decent action movie which got a cold shoulder from critics (57% on Rotten Tomatoes), despite at the time you had the silliest marvel slop with the same lame "humor" getting 90%+ scores and :soyjakwow: from critics and onlinecels.

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Iron Man is also the one Marvel film I would pick for being the best, but ironically enough I really like the first GoG film.

MoS had cool superpowered fights, but the plot and characters were incredibly dull.

Blade is best superhero film to date though.

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Blade is best superhero film to date though

I like Mystery Men. It was fun seeing such a strong cast make such an unapologetically shitty movie

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No disco is NOT dead!

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Superman as a character is quite dull no matter the adaptation. It's a consequence of him being an ideal more than a person.

Now getting into my military autismus !engineering @johannesalthusius, in the first Avengers somehow a guy with explosive arrows, another with super strength using a metal shield, and a foid with a gun are more effective than fighter jets, missiles and tanks when fighting against generic aliens on flying-motorcycles. At the end the bad guys are defeated with a nuke which puts into question the entire utility of "superheroes".

In Man of Steel every single piece of military hardware, including nukes are entirely pointless. The kryptonians are virtually gods, near the end all humans can do is watch and cross their fingers that Superman wins the fight because otherwise they're completely fricked. At least that film legitimately raised the stakes (despite boring heroes and Pa Kent's character assassination).

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Pa Kent's character assassination).

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>MCU films then

Billionare gives the middle finger to the feds and goes to blow up towelheads and bald people for sport :marseyme:

>MCU films now

Soybot enters the cuck chair: 4923, with tie in references to 529 other movies, TV shows, and at least 2 different toothpaste tubes :marseyyikes:


dude bussy lmao

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Infinity War is likely the best Marvel movie

It's genuinely a good movie, not too much stupid quipping, the formula isn't the same as the villain wins

Of course, Endgame comes in and r*pes everything good about the first movie, but Infinity War as a standalone movie is as good as it gets

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you will watch zee flying superdog in james gunns superman and you veel like it

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James Gunn should unironically :#marseyropeyourself2:

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I liked that suicide squad movie he did

Peacemaker carried that movie :marseysaluteusa:

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I don't see any mention of Joker in your post :marseysociety2:

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Not really a capeshit movie

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True :marseyicecream:

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Joker is not capeshit, is just Taxi Driver but set in "Gotham City".

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Nolan Batman movies? 3rd one was slop but 1 and 2 were good.

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I sometimes forget about them in context of suerhero films, but yeah, I really like both of them.

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Yeah they were kind of pre-Marvel slop. Early spider-man movies were proto-slop, but those Batman movies came out before the slop golden age.

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Hands down Logan, to the point it doesn't even count as capeshit it's just a decent normal movie (with capeshit in it).

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Chris Evans

https://media.tenor.com/rmBtm2Xs234AAAAx/torch-guy-f4.webp

:#marseybiting:

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Anyone else see the Sean Connery in him in this gif?

He should take up chain smoking and wear a toupee.

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And fricked guys while holding them down doing those things you mentioned.

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Sorry, I am an advocate of Total Fujo Death. You have got to go.

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Asian men are not real men.

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