It looks like somebody attempted to make one of those teen adventure movies from the 2000s but somehow did a shit job of it.
Like somebody made one of those "the Rock" family adventure movies but did a shit job of it.
This looks so bad that the generic adventure music used in the trailer is better than the trailer itself and you can tell.
I can only see some teenagers coming in to watch the movie because they thought the Emma Myers actress looked cute but then still giving up on the movie halfway.
Also wtf 
how does that 22 year old foid have that clean baby face skin? That's literal zero damage child skin on her face. Is that a new filter or has skincare really come far enough to make the next generation of foids look like 12 year old faces when they get to 22?
Trailer has been up for about 10 hours now and on IGN has had around 22,000 views so far so you know its bad.
Conclusion:
Movie looks trash and Jake Black looks like he is out of time and belongs back in the 2000s and 2010s and feels out of place in the 2020s. Jason Mamoa looks like somebody looked at everything that he is liked for then did everything to take all that away. The foid looks like a child enough to creep me out, but good on her she will look great when she is 30-35 and still looking like early 20s. The moid lad looks like generic moid lad. Big Black foid looks too big and silly.
This movie is a guaranteed flop. 2/10. The kids will turn the TV off.
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Sadly I think it will hit a billion no matter how bad the movie is. Too many millennial man children out there
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More like to many actual children
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Also literal children who will beg their parents to see this movie
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Dropped the kids at the movies so I can goon on some Bitney Spears deepfake porn
Nooo your literally supporting samoan trains and feminist nogfoids in my g*merverse. Videogames are sacred.
#DEI #G*MERGATE #BOYCOTTDISNEY
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I disagree. If Ant Man Quantumania and Avengers New world order and the Eternals could flop then so could this.
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This is targeted at actual children instead of manchildren. Gonna clear 800mil easy.
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!kino wasn't the emoji movie still a commercial success due to third-world children watching it, despite its overwhwelmingly negative critical reception?
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There should be a charity to release mosquitos with malaria in the third world to stop them ruining kino.
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isnt bill gates doing that already...
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He should do it harder.
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doubt.
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I dont think meinkraft is that big with millenial man-children, is it? Theyre usually stuck with 90s childhood shit, minecart came too late for them i think. Its main audience is still mostly actual children or teens, no?
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Beta Minecraft was big with younger millenials circa 2011. I think it was mostly a casual toy for nerdy young adults before the rise of streaming culture and the unstoppable march of time aged (most of) that audience out and pulled in the actual children.
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I'm from the '90s and I've never played it, I've always associated it with zoomers
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A person who came out when team fortress two released is like 18 years old. Early zoom zooms are the modern man children. They're going to be attracted to this like moths to a s*** flame
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and libertarians...
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Nah young kids today are playing fortnite. It's the Reddit demographic that's playing Minecraft
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