Anti-Kino Masterpiece. Minecraft movie trailer.

It looks like somebody attempted to make one of those teen adventure movies from the 2000s but somehow did a shit job of it.

Like somebody made one of those "the Rock" family adventure movies but did a shit job of it.

This looks so bad that the generic adventure music used in the trailer is better than the trailer itself and you can tell.

I can only see some teenagers coming in to watch the movie because they thought the Emma Myers actress looked cute but then still giving up on the movie halfway.

Also wtf how does that 22 year old foid have that clean baby face skin? That's literal zero damage child skin on her face. Is that a new filter or has skincare really come far enough to make the next generation of foids look like 12 year old faces when they get to 22?

Trailer has been up for about 10 hours now and on IGN has had around 22,000 views so far so you know its bad.

Conclusion:

Movie looks trash and Jake Black looks like he is out of time and belongs back in the 2000s and 2010s and feels out of place in the 2020s. Jason Mamoa looks like somebody looked at everything that he is liked for then did everything to take all that away. The foid looks like a child enough to creep me out, but good on her she will look great when she is 30-35 and still looking like early 20s. The moid lad looks like generic moid lad. Big Black foid looks too big and silly.

This movie is a guaranteed flop. 2/10. The kids will turn the TV off.