Two black people voicing the shoes of a black teen basketball player. Representation or unironic racism?

We wuz shoes n shit mayng :marseyblack:

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:marseyxdorbit: never seen a WKUK clip be used so efficiently

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A bunch of execs sitting around a table agreeing on making a movie about shoes to appeal to neighbors is very WKUK

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lol

!chuds the whole thing really doesnt make sense :marseysquint:

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"Yo mama was from Payless"

"Sneaks don't talk round here; we Converse"

:lepokerface:

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My guess is they made a movie that sounds like one of those racist fake ai generated Pixar promos to hide the clearly chatgbt written script (with a few shoe puns sprinkled on top).

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Maybe chatgpt even made the movie idea.

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I don't want to understand it tbh, money laundering is the best possible answer.

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I've been thinking a lot.

disney has a consistent enough money printer doing soulless 'live action adaptations' of their whole back catalog

they could probably

hand a 100 million dollars every year to some random guy off the internet

to just do whatever. completely hands off

and every year it would be better than anything the industry has produced in the last 20 :marseyindignant:


what I'm saying is I've got an idea :marseybigbrain:

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Paramount did essentially that by funding seven low budget movies instead of one high-budget, six flopped but the seventh, An Officer and a Gentleman, made enough to fund the whole project. Then they said they wouldn't try it again :marseyconfused:

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I think a very sick ideology strangles all of them. not really left or right. just anti-human, anti-beauty, anti-aspirational

walt disney had a viseon. yeah, disney had to prove itself back then, but

I cant help but feel like the people in the 20th century wanted to make exceptional, beautiful things. and get bread doing it sure :platyrich:

everything today feels so aimless. shambling corpses of media, led by no one, building to nowhere, inspired by nothing but a memory of a memory of that glorious past. :marseysad:

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everything today feels so aimless. shambling corpses of media, led by no one, building to nowhere, inspired by nothing but a memory of a memory of that glorious past. :marseysad:

It's called postmoderism.

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The creature in the screenshot looks terrifying.

It feels like it's going to turn it's bulging eyes towards me and keeping that wide pitch black mouth open an inhuman shriek will emanate from it's bowels, leaving my ears ringing and my underwear stained.

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Don't. I don't want to watch this stupid film.

Stop trying to trick me into watching it by making it sound like legit good weird horror.

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That is a true to form male blasian.

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Didn't they make that movie already with sausages and vegetables with Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman and it was predictably terrible and a massive flop?

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Sausage Party made 150 million


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That makes me sad.

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I think they got a sequel, so it can't have flopped completely.

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It got a TV series :marseydepressed:

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:#donkeykongn:

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So, Anthony Mackie and Chloe Bailey are playing shoes, but they're not actually shoes, are they? They are, in fact, people.

So, a white actor plays someone with slightly different-coloured skin and everyone loses their fricking minds, but a couple of black actors play characters literally from a different species, and that's just fricking fine?

Everyone in this movie should be stomped to death.

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If your ancestors weren't such pieces of shit then you wouldn't have been subject to the :marseyairquotes:discrimination:marseyairquotes: you're facing. Lie down and take it or go start the race war already if it bothers you so much.

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:#marseylaughpoundfist:

You could tell me that description+promo pic was made up by chuds or a spoof movie, and I would believe you.

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This was a family man joke about Pixar movies.

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>Let's make the merch the movie itself

>again, because that's what toy story already is

>:marseyhyperbrain:

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:#marseysloth2:

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>marsey

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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https://media.tenor.com/vN1dLIphWe8AAAAx/the-notebook-notebook.webp

White people make movies like this and don't bat an eye.

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Yo so wut if we done make a movie bout some sneakas n they go on a adventa n shiiii

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Hollywood is getting creative with its racism

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Capitalism is bad unless of course your wholesome demographic of choice's culture completely revolves around mindless consumerism :marseyclueless:

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