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Predator prequel. There is a direct link between this film and Predator 2.
It was, to be fair, pretty good. The sort of people who think any film featuring a predominantly BIPoC cast is the literal genocide of the white race will be upset, especially when white people do show up in the movie
The Predator itself is pretty cool.
The CGI animals are excellent and the cinematography is v. nice- shades of both Dances With Wolves and Last of the Mohichans. This is also true of the soundtrack which is great.
Film has enough gore to keep people happy and the new Predator daisy cutter mines are satisfying AF.
Questions will abound as to how a legacy foid could do the things this one does- especially her highly-improbable hatchet-on-a-rope thing- but Arnie survived a fall of 30ft into 5ft of water in the first one so frick it: stop being an incel. Also I find this chick to be a far more plausible Predator-killer than Danny Glover sweating everywhere and whispering to himself while fencing fatly with a frisbee like in no. 2.
The ending is surprisingly satisfying and the trap she lays is better than the, frankly shit, one Arnie made in the first film.
Spoiler for doggo-lovers because spent the whole film fretting over whether the pittie-mix thing she has would survive and enough animals die in this film to make it plausible that they might kill this one off:
Finally: there is no post credits sequence so don't waste your time watching the credits. Image is from said credits- why are there so many people nowadays called 'Beavers'?
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the director also did 10 Cloverfield Lane, which was really enjoyable
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Is that the one where the chick is trapped in a cellar with some fat r*pey dude?
Trans lives matter chuds get fatter
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead trapped in an underground bunker with crazy John Goodman
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He wasn't even prepping for the apocalypse, he just needed to have a lot of food on hand in a single-story dwelling capable of supporting his immense girth
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but he was right.
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Well
@Clownrash didn't know how too describe the movie without spoiling it. The fat r*pey dude keeps her locked in his bombshelter with him because aliens attacked and the movie is trying too confuse the viewer on what's true or not. It's directed m night shamalamadingdong.
@Clownrash also could use google
Trans lives matter r*pey chuds btfo
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I liked that one a lot more than I thought I would. Even if they slapped the Cloverfield name on it for marketing.
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if you were a sadist but ok
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Next time try not to be a chud
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It's the typical move of poweruser groomercord cute twinks.
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