I saw Prey so you don't have to (Edit: massive chuddery in comments... :marseydisagree:)

Predator prequel. There is a direct link between this film and Predator 2.

It was, to be fair, pretty good. The sort of people who think any film featuring a predominantly BIPoC cast is the literal genocide of the white race will be upset, especially when white people do show up in the movie and they're French.

The Predator itself is pretty cool. I think it might be one of the new ones from the movie Predators and it has some nifty new gadgets.

The CGI animals are excellent and the cinematography is v. nice- shades of both Dances With Wolves and Last of the Mohichans. This is also true of the soundtrack which is great.

Film has enough gore to keep people happy and the new Predator daisy cutter mines are satisfying AF.

Questions will abound as to how a legacy foid could do the things this one does- especially her highly-improbable hatchet-on-a-rope thing- but Arnie survived a fall of 30ft into 5ft of water in the first one so frick it: stop being an incel. Also I find this chick to be a far more plausible Predator-killer than Danny Glover sweating everywhere and whispering to himself while fencing fatly with a frisbee like in no. 2.

The ending is surprisingly satisfying and the trap she lays is better than the, frankly shit, one Arnie made in the first film.

Spoiler for doggo-lovers because spent the whole film fretting over whether the pittie-mix thing she has would survive and enough animals die in this film to make it plausible that they might kill this one off:

The dog survives

Finally: there is no post credits sequence so don't waste your time watching the credits. Image is from said credits- why are there so many people nowadays called 'Beavers'?

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Are you serious? I’m never taking movie recommendations from anyone on this site again.

She turns into Neo with her rope-hatchet, after practicing for 10 minutes on a tree. Whereas a day prior, she couldn’t come close to hitting a deer. But now she can hit 5 rabbits in a row.

The Predator completely abandons stealth halfway through the movie, steps on a bear trap that wasn’t even hidden, and gets its butt kicked by her brother.

She goes toe to toe with the Predator and doesn’t get immediately ragdolled when he strikes her (the same Predator one-punched a bear into unconsciousness prior in the movie). I guess because she “blocked it”?

She sets the trap, aimed SO PRECISELY that the Predator walks into it and gets perfectly shot in the head.

They basically made the Predator an r-slur for the sake of this movie.

The only redeeming quality is that it killed a bunch of fr*nch people. The CGI animals were also solid.

Redditors are like “but it was the predators first hunt!!!!”

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Oh, gee, OP is an r-slured cute twink. That's so unexpected!

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Are you serious? I’m never taking movie recommendations from anyone on this site again.

Curious.

Logic would dictate that for you to make this post on this thread, it would mean that you took OP's recommendation and went to watch Prey, yet between the OP's thread and your comment, the difference is less than an hour.

Unless you happen to be living right next to a cinema, the movie has 30 minutes and a screening was just about to start, there is no way that you actually managed to watch this movie.

Thus I can only conclude that you are a liar, and are trying to purposely soil the name of a movie with brave BIPOCs in it :marseyshapiro:

I will give you 1 hour to edit your comment and replace it with a composition about the importance of BIPOC representation in cinema and the showing of Fr*nch mayocide. :soyjakanimeglasses: Otherwise your comment will be reported to the janitorial structure of this website that will deal with you in proper manner.

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:#marseyemojirofl:

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I have no recollection of that.

I can see your alts. We don't that sensible information to fall into the wrong hands, do we? :marseyunabomber:

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It's this and TheOverSeether.

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Don't tell anyone, okay???

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We both know there's a third one.

I will keep that secret. For now. :marseysmug2:

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People recommended it last night.

https://rdrama.org/h/movies/post/91679/prey-is-a-pretty-good-movie

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There was one point where the Predator choke slams the girl, but instead of her sternum collapsing from the force and the movie ending, she gets up and turns into Rey Mysterio and Hurricurana’s the Predator.

I wish I was exaggerating.

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Predator two a skinny black man beat the Predator to death. So just saying it is within acceptable parameters for the franchise.

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The Predator's weakness is city pollution.

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I was on mushrooms and it was pretty cool. Compared to most the trash that comes out it was relatively entertaining. Stop thinking about it so much.

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On shrooms the movie probably would have been good.

Lots of nature, and the action scenes, while completely unbelievable, were at least filmed well.

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It's nice of you to post this an' all but the film isn't in theaters and was shunted straight onto Hulu (because 20th C. Fox was bought by the Mouse so they can get the Capeshit).

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You watch new movies in streaming services instead of the cinema? What are you? Some kind of poor person? You also used to buy straight to DVD movies?

Whenever a new movie that I want to watch shows up at the cinema, I spend 10 euros to watch it in a big screen with popcorn in hand, like normal human beings. If it doesn't feature in cinema, then I give it a 1 on IMDB and don't bother to watch it. :marseypopcorn:

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It's still worth knowing if it's worth 130 minutes of your time, yes?

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Might I interest you in Robot Holocaust? It's definitely a movie of all time.

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Go back to reddit @wangpangthankyoumaam

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didn't read, just saw it, it was shit, made me download the original predator just to wash the filth off

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haha did he really kick the vulture?

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The predator movie they filmed in the hood is my favorite. The whole concept is so irresistibly r-slurred

Edit: that's predator 2 lol

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predator 2 was shit

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Also I find this chick to be a far more plausible Predator-killer than Danny Glover sweating everywhere and whispering to himself while fencing fatly with a frisbee like in no. 2.

Oh great, so they've learned nothing.

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the director also did 10 Cloverfield Lane, which was really enjoyable

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I liked that one a lot more than I thought I would. Even if they slapped the Cloverfield name on it for marketing.

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Is that the one where the chick is trapped in a cellar with some fat r*pey dude?

Trans lives matter chuds get fatter

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>some fat r*pey dude

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Well @Clownrash didn't know how too describe the movie without spoiling it. The fat r*pey dude keeps her locked in his bombshelter with him because aliens attacked and the movie is trying too confuse the viewer on what's true or not. It's directed m night shamalamadingdong.

@Clownrash also could use google

Trans lives matter r*pey chuds btfo

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead trapped in an underground bunker with crazy John Goodman

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>crazy

but he was right.

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He wasn't even prepping for the apocalypse, he just needed to have a lot of food on hand in a single-story dwelling capable of supporting his immense girth

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if you were a sadist but ok

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:#marseycuck::#marseyfunko:

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Unbelievable garbage. Wokeness aside, the Home Alone ending is so egregious I don't understand how anyone can credibly claim to enjoy this movie.

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Another chud feeling the need to necro a dead thread. How far back through the timeline did you have to go to find this?

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I searched Prey nerd I was so mad about giving this movie a chance :marseyraging:

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this movie sucked but is was better than the last predator movie, not a high bar though.

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i have such a bad crush on the predators they are sooo cute

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How many scalps are in the whole thing?

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Ackshuallie Comanche were more often the victims of scalping at the hands of Yt bounty hunters.

Anyway, the only human bad guys in this are French and they'd deserve it.

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How many scalpings in the franchise about taking war trophies?

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Oh you mean the space alien or the red injuns? Cos the answer is both.

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Noooooooooo, I mean how many people got scalped? The war trophy claiming action?

Y'know, the cartel shit new worlders love doing, the very thing the original predator was referencing?

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Lion, wolf, bear, at least one comache gets his spine ripped out, a whole bunch of Frenchies get chopped up but no actual trophy taking there. Two of the Frenchies lose limbs pretty graphicallly and one gets used as bait by the indian foid.

Then the alien gets made into a trophy at the end

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So no native Americans do any scalpings?

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Technically, the last one.

This is now officially the longest conversation I've ever had on this site.

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Do decapitations count as scalpings?

If so, quite a lot.

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Just watched it. Cool as shit.

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