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Update: The Texan that fled to Quebec's asylum claim was denied :marseyitsover:

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BONJOUR Y'ALL! :marseydeux::marseytexan: Quebec has a prime lolcow in its pasture!

>browsing /r/amerexit for low-hanging fruit

>hmm what's this? :marseydetective:

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Because a post with a title like this, on a subreddit for aspiring American émigrés, must certainly be written by somebody delusional, I clicked it with the expectation that it would be really, really entertaining. What I found instead was a post that was really, really entertaining and also written by one of the messiest internet people I've ever seen.

Meet /u/CJsTT

/u/CJsTT is a 35-year-old woman who had to navigate a life from humble beginnings (Texas) while grappling with an obscure medical condition known as Autism. Although details about her childhood are sparce (cba to go through more of her post history tbh), her early experiences with Autism clearly left a deep imprint on her identity, as she writes about her Autism in nearly every post. At some point in her journey she acquired a stalker -- while the stalker may or may not actually exist, his real or perceived presence in her life set off the chain of events that would exhaust taxpayer money and the patience of /r/Quebec.

CJ Flees Texas

The stalker's all-pervading presence in CJ's mind became too much to bear; even her (reactive and anxious) protection and emotional support service dog could no longer put her at ease -- though through this entire ordeal she has found the strength to share her PI through posting her TikTok, LinkedIn, and CANADIAN REFUGEE DOCUMENTS on Reddit ("I just don't like hiding"). She was left with no option but to flee to Canada and seek asylum under the pretense that stalking is gender-based persecution and that her stalker won't be able to find her address if it's in silly French words.

CJ traveled to Quebec at the height of COVID and became one of fourteen asylum-claimants privileged enough to reach Canada in April 2020. Because international law dictates that asylum-seekers be given entry into a safe country, Quebec had no choice but to let her in and begin the long, COVID-backlog'd process to ultimately deport her. Awash with a newfound sense of safety, CJ lodged herself like a candiru into the province's social safety net.

CJ, the Quebecer

The taxpayers of Canada have helped CJ settle into her new life through funding her French lessons, immigration lawyer, welfare, court hearings (with breaks for accommodation), psychiatric care, and lengthy periods of institutionalization. While she's grateful to her supporters, her stay is not a walk in the park; CJ has unfortunately been persecuted by a French teacher who wouldn't let her take breaks, her landlord for being unwilling to house her guard dog-c*m-ESA service dog, and a policewoman whom she "accidentally bit" while she was protesting the Canadian government's alleged withholding of legal aid. Yet although she does consume considerable resources, she has been trying to give back where she can; she and her fellow Neurodivergent roommate (self-diagnosed) have made the news through their advocacy for greater service animal legal protections, and she's been campaigning to get Canadians to replace 'guys' with 'y'all.

What's next for CJ?

CJ believes that the judge in charge of her case is closing in on a decision. Unfortunately for the people of /r/Quebec, who clearly loathe her at this point, a rejected asylum plea won't likely be the end of the story. CJ's contingency plan is to apply for a "Humanitarian and Compassionate Visa", which, at least according to her, is "a given" after five years in the country. With three years down already and an appeals process to exploit, CJ could be on her way to becoming a proud Canadian citizen! :marseyflagcanada:

Luckily she can still stay in KKKanada while she waits for the results of her second appeal :marseywereback:

https://old.reddit.com/r/USAexit/comments/17t1crm/update_on_asylum_case_from_us_in_quebec

Hey y'all,

I know this is going to get a lot of hate and downmarseyd, but don't be afraid to DM me if you have questions.

In addition to the Basis of Claim and all the evidence I submitted, I had two hearings and almost had a third until my attorney asked the judge to let us submit the information that the public stalking resources in Texas were better than those in Massachusetts in writing.

This seemed to work as the entire six hours of hearings and additional submissions was about the “Internal Flight Alternative”, which is basically the argument that I could have found a safe place to go in the US.

At the conclusion of the second hearing, the judge literally told me and my lawyer (and my social worker who was there to support me) that there was no problem with my credibility nor claims of persecution. I also have a DVD of this comment by the judge.

But in the decision? First, it took so long that another government office sanctioned me believing I was hiding a decision from them. Nope. It just took nearly four months.

Either way, it seems like I made a solid argument against being able to find safety in another location in the US because, despite being the only thing I was questioned about for six hours, the judge's decision doesn't mention an Internal Flight Alternative at all. In fact, despite saying that there was no problem with the proof I had provided that I was persecuted as a member of a protected identity during the hearing, the judge said that I hadn't proved I was persecuted in her decision.

Like, not only was this issue not addressed by a single question throughout the hearing, but she has contradicted herself. It's clear they're just looking for any excuse to roll out of this, even though it's clear my life is at stake.

So, yeah. Luckily I have an attorney and I can appeal. I hope it's not more of a kangaroo court from here.

She tried to rant about her problems to /r/immigration but they were very rude

https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/immigration/comments/18fecir/ranting_about_being_a_disabled_immigrant

I often feel orphaned from a lot of the communities related to my identities. It's really not just my identity as an immigrant that conflicts with my identity as a disabled person. A lot of my identities conflict.

However, here is the conversation flow for the immigration community in relation to me.

Immigrant community: OMG YOU'RE AN AMERICAN CITIZEN AND YOU CLAIMED ASYLUM?! Look at all the visas you could get with your passport!!! This is RIDICULOUS!!!

Me: But you have to work to get the visas and I can't work. I am disabled.

Immigrant community: But you are from America. They have money!

Me: In the US, newly (fully) disabled people can't move to protect themselves from violence because disabled people pursuing the US application for disability payments have to be someone's financial dependant for 2-3 years, like a child. You can't go anywhere in the country unless someone will take you in for 2-3 years.

highly stressful sidebar with the immigration community about invisible disabilities

long pause

Immigrant community: Well, we're not supporting you. Immigrants work hard and pay taxes! That's the line. We can't be sticking our necks out for you.

Me: …but I'll die???

Immigrant community: ….

The tldr is that OP is a deranged lunatic and public menace (has bragged about biting a cop and pepper spraying a kid whilst in Canada) who has been rejected for asylum twice, soon to be three times, because she wants to be taken care of by a nanny state and leech off the tax payers' money.

Rude!

I guess Canadian welfare is paying for her care worker, and it was very hard for her when she had to take the holidays off https://old.reddit.com/r/disability/comments/18pi6u7/so_to_all_my_fellow_disableds_whose_care_workers

She has migrated to the rightoid Quebec sub and is getting in slapfights with them

https://old.reddit.com/r/QuebecLibre/comments/193fo5j/estimation_de_lisq_la_population_de_montréal/kh9k1pv

T'as oublié que les candidat.e.s de présidents Républicains ont perdu le vote populaire par 6 millions en 2016 et par vers de 8 millions en 2020. Partout les États-Unis, il y a plus des libéral.e.s et gauchistes que les autres.

Mais, je suis née à Dallas au Texas. Ton accusation que je suis venue d'un autre État ne marche pas. Essaie à nouveau 🤷🏼‍♀️

Svp cesse d'employer l'écriture inclusive. J'ai mal aux yeux

Ah ben, t'as de l'haine aux immigrant.e.s et femmes? WOW. Je suis sûre que tu convaincra tout le Québec à la position souverainiste malgré le fait que, en 2021, le vote des femmes a été plus que le vote des hommes au Québec (sauf que les aînés qui ont plus de 75 ans). Je devine que, sÛrEmEnT tu gagneras le cœur de l'électorat.

Wow that's just fricking great, try speaking and writing french properly before taking it for an ideological spin, would you ?

Are you on some kind of subversive mission here ? Why don't you move to Portland and leave us alone ?!

Il y a un homme (inconnu) qui me suive avec un arme-a-feu et j'étais touché par la réponse à la fusillade de l'école Polytechnique en 1989. 🤷🏼‍♀️

He gets mad at her for using "inclusive writing", which is basically an attempt to get around the grammar rule that the masculine form of words is supposed to be used when there is a mixed group of people or as the default. They do this by putting periods in the middle of words

She also wrote a blog post about her experiences as an neurodivergent stalking victim https://www.lamaisondelautisme.ca/post/disadvantages-of-being-an-neurodivergent-stalking-victim-1

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OP in the immigration thread:

Edit: Just saw your follow up question. If Canada denies my asylum application and all of the appeals, I plan to ask for MAID. It will be far less upsetting for me and those who care about me than being hunted down, sexually assaulted, and murdered. (I am assuming the order of the last two, which isn't necessarily fair with this guy.)

So if she is denied she is going to threaten and guilt trip with suicide :marseyxd:

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Yeah, normal foid behavior.

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Works for me. Either she becomes Leafistan's problem or nobody's. Both of those outcomes are acceptable.

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I hope she goes through with it. That'll make us all realize how horrible we've been, surely.

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I parked in a handicap spot today just to show solidarity :marseypibblelivesmatter:

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Lmao

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The tldr is that OP is a deranged lunatic and public menace (has bragged about biting a cop and pepper spraying a kid whilst in Canada)

:marseycop2genocide: :acab: :marseybikechainincident:

who has been rejected for asylum twice, soon to be three times, because she wants to be taken care of by a nanny state and leech off the tax payers' money.

:marseypearlclutch: If we let one person do this, then we'll have a flood of immigrants coming in getting on welfare. Imagine! :marseyclueless:

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just do a reverse mj :marseyblackface: then sneak over the border and ignore the courts

should be fine :marseyshrug:

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I mean she got rejected twice and is still there living on the leaf taxpayers dime, so shes getting everything she wanted (except her butt wiped on christmas, i guess).

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The fact she got a third one is r-slurred. This appeal could add another year of her living in Canada :marseyrake:

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just do a reverse mj :marseyblackface: then sneak over the border and ignore the courts

only our prime minister can do that legally :marseyitsover:


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They do this by putting periods in the middle of words

jesus christ it looks disgusting :marseypuke:

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They do this by putting periods

They really don't, at least I've never seen it, but they do usually use brackets like immigrant(e)s to imply it could be a woman immigrant. Also, fun fact, Québec went full feminist in the 70s to where it's no illegal for a wife to take her husband's last name. Most Québecois don't get married anymore but live in civil unions and call their spouses "mon conjoint" (my conjoined, partner) and often give their daughter's mom's last name and the son's dad's last name.


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To make matters worse, most first names are hyphenated to include a reference to Mary or John. So Quebquois often have four or more names with two or more hyphens. It's wild

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Lmao yep... And you can have a Louis-Marie (male) or Marie-Frédéric (female).


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:#gay:

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YOU'RE GAY

:marseyagreesuperspeed:


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And there's the gender :marseypassftm: star in German :marseybarbarian: like "Student*innen" (university students).

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No way, she seemed like such a catch to have in your country :marseypikachu2:

Also, her blog is called "maison de l'autisme" (the autism house) :marseyxd:

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That's just the name of the charity

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Darn, i remember her, shes been featured before for the cop biting! What a loathsome despicable person. Shes why I hate government hand-outs. They should only exist for people that have already gainfully contributed to society.

Anyway, i hope they deport her butt and the whole benefit grift globally collapses and all these c*nts get forced to get off their arses, or better yet starve on the streets.

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I would agree but if she's deported then she will be back in America and that's against our best interest (unless the moid really does kill her)

I'm going to help crowd fund a better lawyer. If they can stall long enough then she can be grandfathered in. She's your problem now Canada.

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I'll pitch in for her MAID drugs

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You created her so you should deal with her

Although sticking the frogs with her is funny so idc either way :marseyshrug:

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If Canada denies my asylum application and all of the appeals, I plan to ask for MAID.

:mar#seydance:

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She will ask for it, she wont actually go through with it even if shes approved.

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being a leftoid "migrant" who refuses to work and picking canada's version of texas to move to is wiiiiiild. they don't even want canadians from other provinces moving there

she must have just thrown a dart at the map without doing any research

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Quebec isn't Canada's version of Texas, that's Alberta. They're obsessed with oil, larp as cowboys, and love big trucks and guns. There's even a separatist movement, but it's not as prominent as the one in Quebec. Quebec is more like what would happen if Puerto Rico got statehood, but also resented it.

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I've been trying to get help with this fact, but I don't have clean, warm clothes to leave the apartment in to visit anyone.

:quote: i don't have clean clothes so i can't even leave the house! :quote:

All I want for Christmas is my clean clothes that are downstairs

:quote: my clothes are downstairs! :quote:

so she can't go downstairs to get clothes but she can leave the apartment? i don't understand. :uhuh:

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@snallygaster leaf refugee update

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Darn, I was rooting for her :marseyfrenchitsover2:

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Canada is really missing out on this catch of a human bean!


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Svp cesse d'employer l'écriture inclusive. J'ai mal aux yeux

LMAO this is pretty bullshit as I always see Québecois using inclusive language although it's normally done as immigrant(e)s and not like she does it.... at least she's running her replies through deepl to kinda show she gives the smallest shit about French. But, yeah, the last thing the racist quebeckers want is a disabled yankee to sponge off them, and they'll be way more brutal to her than us kitty Ontarians would ever be.


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Well they're rightoids so they're naturally much more likely to be against it

I think using periods is more common in France and parentheses are more common in Quebec, but either way they're doing it for the same reason

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I bet if she was from the rez they'd take her

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Women will do anything in their power to avoid being responsible for their personal safety.

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inclusive writing

She's already francaix! :marseylaugh:

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>Ta gueule la folle

Aaah it feels good when they say it like it is

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i had to google it

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It's more like Shut up, crazy woman

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Why cant reddit have a translate button? I dont want to learn baguette to get the drama

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Holy shit this saga is amazing

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>However, when you're actively being hunted down by a sexually entitled schizophrenic man with a gun, more disposable income than you, and a highly-legally connected family who also travels 2-3 hours each way just to see you and figures out your address without you telling him, I don't think you have 2-3 years to wait to move.

Seriously, listen to yourself. Do you really think anybody believes that this :marseytrain: is so awesomesauce that a murderous gun-toting richboy is having people travel hours at a shot to find xher location, then not immediately acting upon it?

If he wanted to r*pe and murder you, it would've happened already.

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quebec is super strict when it comes to immigration. i think they've even rejected full blooded french people from immigrating

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Partout les États-Unis, il y a plus des libéral.e.s et gauchistes que les autres.

:#marseyxdoubt:

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