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I came across www.reddit.com/r/Ontariodrivetest/ and it's hilarious how bad these drivers are. I've never heard anyone struggle with drivers tests anywhere and everyone has a drivers license so I don't really understand.

It looks like there are 3 different license tests G1/G2/G, in total you do a multiple choice test and 30min of driving across 2 more tests.

G1

This is a multiple choice test about signs and you have to be :marseygigaretard: to fail and once you pass you are allowed to drive with a buddy and not on highways.

try it for yourself: https://www.g1.ca/g1-practice-test/

G2

This is a driving test and you need to 3 point turn, park and drive around the block, once you pass you can drive alone

G

Another driving test, you need to show you can change lanes and drive on the highway, once you pass you have a full license and never have to take the tests again

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vg0vpA2SA1c%27

Reddit Drivers

let's see how reddit copes with these easy tests.

1. Advice needed: My friend failed her G test for speeding (going 100km/h) on the 401. Please see comments for details.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728318897957672.webp

:marseyhmmm: how could she possibly fail after speeding and being told 3x

2. Passed G2 test after six attempts

I'm living proof around here that if you keep trying and keep practicing driving, you'll get it eventually. Just days ago I was beyond stressed and scared the night before my test. I thought I would fail again. I hate driving because I'm cautious and a lot of things about driving I'm bad at. I live in a rural area, so it was difficult to convince my father to go into the city for practice… Especially worse when I moved out for school. However, even though I hadn't driven in weeks until preparation for my sixth attempt on the test: I was able to drive like the back of my hand for the most part. I think I owe it all to how many times I had to do that test! Now I know how to navigate rural areas easily, and I'm sure now that I can go out on my own: I will master the city. After all, it was enough for me to pass this time! My negative disposition on driving almost vanished the instant I passed the test, actually. Now I want to get my own car. I guess the fails piled up on me, made me think I would never be enough. But I was. Just keep at it, practice, remember the maneuvers, shoulder checks, etc! If I could do it, so can you.

Edit: Trust me, I wouldn't be driving if I didn't have to. It's a necessity where I am unless I want to spend more on rent debt. Just because it took me six attempts doesn't make me a reckless or idiotic driver who will endanger people. Most of the mistakes, especially later on, I made were more just maneuver issues or being too defensive. I know how to drive safely and passing the test should be an indicator of that.

:m#arseyemojirofl:

This guy needed 6 tries to pass, he's probably going to kill someone

3. /u/Wooden-Part-6342

This one tells a story across many posts

First fail :marseytrad:

second Fail :marseywomanmoment:

Third fail :marseywomanmoment2:

Finally a :marseypass:

Bonus: She's also a basket case

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4. I feel like my instructor purposely failed me (G2)

Kid has been driving since 14 and insta failed because he didn't know right of way :marseyclapping:

5. Failed G2 thrice! Twice in Mississauga and once in Oakville. Venting below…

Comments are a bunch of other drivers talking about how much they failed.

6. Failed G2 because the examiner intervened twice and was she just too impatient?

Failed for failing to turn left at a stop sign :mars!eyrofl:

7. Failed my second G test - I got the same examiner again , that was awful

His driving instructor says he's good though, how could he fail :marseyclueless:

8. Passed G at barrie on 3rd attempt (4th overall)

Failed is G2 once and his G twice.

9. Second Time Failing at Port Union

marked as Inadequate skill to complete test on her 2nd try :marseydarkxd:

10. Waited 15 months for my G test. Failed for "uneven speed"

:zoomertears: can't even stay at a constant speed.

11. What can i expect from the Complaint Filed at DriveTest for Failing G road Test due to unfair reason.

A immigrant from Qatar is upset he failed for running a red :marseymuslimitsover:

12. Failed my first G2 test in Kitchener

Never practiced, ran a red :marseylaughwith:

13. Failed G Test Oshawa

Failed to switch lanes because trucks

14. Rude examiner didn't make it back to the driving centre. Yes, I'm petty idc.

:marseygigaretard: fails and leaves the examiner stranded.

15. I failed my G test Taste in 2min AMA(Yeah, had a rough day and I'm an idiot. I ran a red at the second light 🤦‍♂️.)

:marseysteerc#hingchong:

16. Extremely rude examiner at g2 drive test Oshawa

Couldn't even change lanes or turn.

17. Do people normally fail for just parking?

She almost hit another car while parking :marseywhirlyhat:

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What the frick the test to be able to drive unaccompanied here in australia is ridiculous. You have to drive for like 30 minutes and pretty much any mistake will instantly fail you. The instructors will even try to trick you.

>2 lanes approaching a roundabout

>instructor tells you to get in the right lane

>tells you to turn left at the roundabout

>you're not allowed to turn left in the right lane

!strayans come seethe about how easy other countries' driving tests are.

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Don't forget the:

"You did your parallel park in more than 4 movements / nudged the curb" - failure

"You were doing 62 when you entered the 60 zone because you were breaking but on a downslope of a hill" - failure

The one that got me:

"You did everything right but an butthole flashed his lights at you so I'm going to believe that you pulled out without enough room since they had to slow down. No he wasn't speeding to catch the light after you pulled out, you can clear 100m in 2 seconds in a 60 zone" - failure.

:marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage:

And then it's like, "Oh Taiwanese/Lebanese/Indian import where there is no right of way for pedestrians - you have an international lisence? Please have a full Aussie one with no assessment."

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They need to make the tests harder. Too many r-slurs on the road these days.

Fun fact, if you have an international license you can get it ported across to a full Aussie state license. Next time you see a sexy Indian dude casually cut from the right lane on the freeway for his exit, now you know how he got his license

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And yet we still have so many :marseysteerchingchong: :marseytunaktunak: :marseysteer:

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Probably buy their licences like leafistan

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Dont need a license if they dont catch you :marseyrobber: :marseyscaredpolice:

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Aussies deserve it

Do abos just drive without a loicense then?

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Do abbos even have the cognitive function to operate a motor vehicle?

Pretty sure they just see vehicles as a metal cow that gives them fuel to huff.

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>takes you to an industrial area

>trucks parked all over both sides of the road

>can't see sign on the side of the road

>instant fail

:seethejak:

shit must be so much easier in quieter areas where there aren't cars parked fricking everywhere along every street blocking your view of intersections

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Unsurprising. Criminals are usually subject to enhanced restrictions.

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Give bite award

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!burgers the frog-reject wannabe-Brits have three kinds of driver's licenses just for cars :marseyemojirofl:

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That's just Ontario and maybe some other Eastern provinces, rest of Canada is more like the US

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The official street sign of rdrama

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17283231664791434.webp

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1. Advice needed: My friend failed her G test for speeding (going 100km/h) on the 401. Please see comments for details.

lmao it's an immediate failure if we went over 60km/h here during the test :marseysteerchingchong:

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No surprise there. A car doing 60km/hr would overshoot your country's border before the driver could come to a complete stop.

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:#marseyindignantgook:

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You could be boozecruising in your giant truck on the Interstate right now if you hadn't renounced your citizenship.

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:#marseythissmall: :#gooby:

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:#marseychingchongraging:

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:#tayscrunch:

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60km/h

37.28 mph

G-d dammit Singapore delenda est that's like schools out kids are crossing streets speed here

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that's only during the driving test and you need to account for us being asians :marseysteerchingchonggenocide:

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I love that they added AI assistance to that sample test lmao

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Im willing to bet 90% of the "people" failing the test are jeets. Holy frick they are awful at everything.

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@screamkwinn are any of these you?

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She's probably a TTCcel or maybe indeed is driving a high interest financed Mercedes SUV the wrong way up the 401 on her phone while screeching at bewildered jeets to move

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I passed my first try

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Interesting that the leafs have a third test. Sounds annoying both for the drivers and the examiners who have to go out on a highway and get driven by potential :marseygigaretard:. And possibly even get stranded out there by them lmao.

I prefer how it works in burgerland. Just putter around in a circle on 20mph streets and then you're good to immediately go merge onto a crowded highway :marseysteer: Darwin takes care of the rest.

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The western leafs only have 1 written and 1 practical test, but I think Onterrible needed a better :marseytunaktunak: filter (Not that it's working)

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Did you watch the video for the 3rd test? It's like basic driving skills

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lol i took a driving test in the philippines and it was start car, drive on this gravel lot around a tree once, park, ok ur cool. dude wasn't in the car or anything, just watched from his little booth.

tbh i felt safer driving there than in the states. i can't recall seeing a single accident in over 3 years there, despite the crazy traffic... and here i see 1-2 a month.

i am actually not sure those tests prove anything really. just regulation for the sake of it.

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I just read an article that 75 percent of heya hoyas don't have drivers licenses.

https://www.thenorthernview.com/news/indigenous-leaders-call-for-drivers-licence-barrier-to-come-down-5981443

Apparently so many don't have any ID or have outstanding fines so they just don't bother.

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I didn't even have to drive for the DMV for my license lmao. Took Drivers Ed when I was 15 so wasn't required to test at 16 in my state.

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Most people with a license dont deserve it

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I think it took me 4 tries:marseyretard2:

But I didn't really practice beforehand

(US I wasnt looking at the hole)

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Ngl it took me 3 attempts to get my G.


:!marseybooba:

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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded".

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

Snapshots:

www.reddit.com/r/Ontariodrivetest/:

https://www.g1.ca/g1-practice-test/:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vg0vpA2SA1c%27:

Advice needed: My friend failed her G test for speeding (going 100km/h) on the 401. Please see comments for details.:

Passed G2 test after six attempts:

/u/Wooden-Part-6342:

First fail:

second Fail:

Finally a :marseypass::

I feel like my instructor purposely failed me (G2):

Failed G2 thrice! Twice in Mississauga and once in Oakville. Venting below…:

Failed G2 because the examiner intervened twice and was she just too impatient?:

Failed my second G test - I got the same examiner again , that was awful:

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