Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
There once was a man from Texas
Who thought people could change their sexes
So he chopped off his dong
and grew his hair long
And now he's a woman from Texas
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
There once was a
from Texas
Who discovered he could not change sexes
He was called a fool and a dope
He bought a stool and a rope
And now there’s one less
from Texas.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Taylor Swift
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
This is part of her "From the Vault" collection
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
A+ for effort, B+ for execution.
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Sing a song of Drama,
Use an All-Seeing Eye.
There's a golden Marsey
posted in reply.
When Marsey was spotted
Goomblers began to ping—
Wasn't that a lucky bet
placed by the carp king?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
And now he larps to make hexes (reference to being a witch)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
i read this with the cadence of the McSweeny limerick
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Yes, sorry to be snarky but that's how limericks work
Limericks are awesome, might be my favorite linguistic thingamajigger, and the McSweeny one is one of my favorites :)
For anyone who doesn't know, here it is:
And here's one that I'm guessing most people are familiar with, it's become the quintessential limerick
And here's another one I like
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
yeah i googled limerick and apparently the AABBA rhyme with the shorter B lines is how it goes as a rule. Made me feel a fool
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Don't feel bad king, it's okay
Look at the bright side, now you have a good excuse to read more limericks!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context