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:marseyshakespeare: RDRAMA POETRY CONTEST MEGATHREAD :marseyfranklin:

Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter

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There once was a man from Texas

Who thought people could change their sexes

So he chopped off his dong

and grew his hair long

And now he's a woman from Texas

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i read this with the cadence of the McSweeny limerick:marseysing:

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Yes, sorry to be snarky but that's how limericks work

Limericks are awesome, might be my favorite linguistic thingamajigger, and the McSweeny one is one of my favorites :)

For anyone who doesn't know, here it is:

There once was a man named McSweeny

Who spilled drops of gin on his weenie

Just to be couth

He added vermouth

And then slipped his date a martini

And here's one that I'm guessing most people are familiar with, it's become the quintessential limerick

There once was a man from Nantucket

Whose peepee was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped down his chin

"If my ear were a c*nt I would frick it"

And here's another one I like

There once was a hooker named Sue

Who filled her vagina with glue

When they paid to get in

She said with a grin

"You must pay to get out of it too!"

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yeah i googled limerick and apparently the AABBA rhyme with the shorter B lines is how it goes as a rule. Made me feel a fool:marseybeanpensive:

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Don't feel bad king, it's okay :#marseyembrace:

Look at the bright side, now you have a good excuse to read more limericks!

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There once was a :marseytrain: from Texas

Who discovered he could not change sexes

He was called a fool and a dope

He bought a stool and a rope

And now there’s one less :marseytrain: from Texas.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16865488301320064.webp

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:#marseyclappingglasses:

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:#tayclap::#taychefkiss:

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Taylor Swift

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This is part of her "From the Vault" collection

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A+ for effort, B+ for execution.


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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:marseythumbsup:

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Sing a song of Drama,

Use an All-Seeing Eye.

There's a golden Marsey

posted in reply.

When Marsey was spotted

Goomblers began to ping—

Wasn't that a lucky bet

placed by the carp king?

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And now he larps to make hexes (reference to being a witch)

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