The Year When My Husband Started to Act Like a Tsundere Teenage Girl to Get My Attention

Editor's note: The following story is true.

is it though?

TLDR as greentext:

>Be Asian Wife

>Husband makes a shitload of money (he's a 30yo creep while I'm an innocent 20yo hardworking empowered woman)

>Can't make husband c*m (can't even get him hard)

>S*x with him is such a chore (he tells me he needs more s*x but I think he's just a whiny loser)

>Only stay with him for green card

>Make him go to counseling (he's so annoying when he speaks)

>He was normal when we started our relationship

>He gets a body-pillow (can't figure out why)

>Talks about being lonely all the time (what a loser)

>Goes to reddit for validation and porn (can't figure out why)

>He becomes increasingly depraved

>Divorce him when I get my green card

>He comes out as trans right after

>Years later go to the police to report him as a p-dophile

>Men are so awful

Bitches making me side with the s.

I like educated asians for their insectile takes on human nature. The way she describes a huge pile of humiliating behaviors like she doesn't know whether they are relatable or not

The counselor I found for us didn't comment on our finances, her face blank. At a certain point, she told us our time was up and ushered us out of the office. Although my husband seemed to enjoy talking to her, I did not make another appointment.

[...]

According to the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services website, I would get a temporary green card in a year.

I could file for divorce as soon as it arrived.

Weird way to start the article - with a petty, subjective anecdote that is supposed to motivate the reader to support her strategic decision to pretend to care about her wife until she could divorce her in the most-advantageous fashion. But it sets the tone for a string of random annoyances about her wife's increasingly coomerish (and eventually AGP) behaviors without describing any of the value she brought to the relationship. I'm sure there was a better way to write this article, but the author just did not seem to care about not coming off as sort of a c*nt lmao.

ESH

giving women money for attention is for guys that've never been attractive and pitying them will only make more of them

I get tired of saying it, but:

>When I say "thank god," it's not because I'm religious.

>"Than-k. Go-d," if you tap the tip of the tongue twice against your teeth hard, it sounds like a curse.

>Try it, say "thank god," but in the spirit of "frick this shit."

>Thank god for birth control.

Why do women always put random shit like this in their articles to pad them out?

When I say "I want to r*pe you," it's not because I'm a male feminist.

"I wa-nt to r-ape you,", if you space out the gap between each syllable, it sounds like you're saying you want to ape someone and have a speech impediment.

Try it, say "I want to r*pe you," but in the spirit of "Aping time!"

I want to r*pe you right now.

A lot of the comments on the article itself are kind of bizzare since the whole thing is literally just - 30 year old man gets himself a foreign girlfriend and slowly gets more and more addicted to porn and spirals out of control while the woman acts completely ambivalent to it the whole time because she just wanted a green card, not a husband?

Like, c'mon, just up and say you were married for a green card not because you actually liked the freak

Snapshots:

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• ghostarchive.org

• archive.org

• archive.ph (click to archive)