GRRM gives ASOIAFcels another cold shower :marseygeorgerrmartin:. No signs for TWOW as he procrastinates with a Harrenhal Tournament Play, but a new ASOIAF edition will drop in October.

https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2024/07/10/a-bold-new-look-for-the-a-song-of-ice-and-fire-boxed-set/

The new covers

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https://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2024/07/09/on-the-road-again-5/

Blog about TWOW where he assures the book reveal will be a huge event.

Let me say a few words about that, though. Last year, when I mentioned seeing my Voyager editor in London, the internet went nuts, throwing up all sorts of theories about how this meant that WINDS OF WINTER was done and a huge announcement was at hand. Uhhhh… sorry guys, but no. That's not how it works. Making contacts… which often turn into friendships… is a huge part of publishing. Most of my communication with my editors and publishers is conducted via emails, phone calls, zooms, and texts (in the old days, we had letters written on paper too)

So calm down, please. When WINDS OF WINTER is done, the word will not trickle out, there WILL be a big announcement… where and when I cannot say.

https://old.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1dzk4gq/spoilers_main_grrm_when_winds_of_winter_is_done/

ASOIAFcels :#marseycope: for the 100th time

!bookworms !kino do you like the new covers?

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Lol glad I dropped this gay butt series and never watched the show, you guys just keep getting cucked

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when the writer goes on an unhinged blog post rant about stop asking him when the next book is gonna be done...AND there's another book after that? Guys pick up the hint it's never happening short of Brandon Sanderson ghostwriting ANOTHER gay butt fantasy series ending

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Brando plays the long game.

Soon every fantasy franchise will be Mormon :marseyburnedman:

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He has nothing on King Killercels. Our author is off doing twitch streams instead of writing last I looked

Second book was released back in 2011 and nothing since

I just want more Chandrian stuff :marseycry:

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My literary career has a better chance of existing than Doors of Stone does

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Dude he's the fricking worst. He actually wants to be like GRRM and thinks eternally cucking his fans is funny (which it is, so fair play).

Also despite how fun those books are, he's a fricking hack and his editor needs to beat him with a belt the next time he decides to write some weird neck beard revenge r*pe fantasy bs. And that weird bullshit about dommy mommy breeding culture was so fricking rslurred. He literally wrote half a book about that stork deniers meme.

I'm still going to read his shit if he ever releases it though, so jokes on me I guess.

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What happened to him? Anyone know why he just completely stopped writing?

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That's a heck of a list

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Yeah honestly I gave up on it a long time so. The books were great and the show was really good up to season 4, but anyone who thinks the series is

anything other than dead in the water is just coping.

There are other great fantasy series out there by authors who actually care about their work. Go read one of those.

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Such as?

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Malazan is like the anti-ASOIF. It's a labor of love by a super talented author that's so long and complex that the reason you'll never finish it is purely because there's so much to it that it's like a 5 year long investment to get through the whole thing. I started it 10 years ago and I'm only halfway through (though I've read the first ones a few times trying to give myself context when I pick it up again).

It would also be basically impossible to adapt to TV, so no worries about normies ruining it for you.

It also does dark fantasy better than any other series I've read IMO. Nothing is overdone, but some parts of the series are really fricking grim. The first chapter is actually pretty lit. If you read it and like it, there's a good chance you'll like the series.

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Thanks!

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Hope you enjoy it, king. The Black Company is also worth a read.

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I've saved this comment and I'm willing to try out the series IF you can explain this nonsensical 'le-masterpiece' paragraph on the series' wikipedia page.

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tl;dr: The series is heckin good!

t. a bunch of authors

:#soyjakwow:

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I dropped this gay butt series

Not like you had a choice lol

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You've been missing out.

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I was reading it around the time the TV series first came out, read from the beginning up until the red wedding in a few weeks. After reading that, I distinctly remember thinking "wow, he just killed off all the Starks I'm interested in reading about. This is gay.", closed the book, and never opened it again. Yeah I know sansa, Arya, and Robb are around, and Catelyn comes back as a zombie queen or whatever, but I felt insulted as a reader for even getting invested into what seemed like "the stark story" and having that happen.

I've since sold the books (had the collection of four) and won't pick it up again tbh.

ETA: IIRC robb gets killed and brann is who I'm thinking of who wasn't there and is still alive. It was Robb's death that pissed me off bad enough to never pick it up again.

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but I felt insulted as a reader for even getting invested into what seemed like "the stark story" and having that happen.

It IS the Stark Story. Arya, Sansa, Bran and Jon Snow will make it up to the final line and the story is centered around them, they're the "ice" of "ice and fire".

>Robb

Robb wasn't even a POV character

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>A Dance With Dragons was published the same year Skyrim was first released

We're never going back, are we. :marseydoomer:

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If only A Dance With Dragons had an extensive library of degen porn mods

:#marseyitsover:

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>Tags: Arya Stark/Gregor Clegane, R*pe/Non-Con, Underage, Enemies to Lovers

:marseycoomer#:

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It will never be finished and it will likely suck anyway

Dance with dragons was pretty bad

Feast was terrible outside of the kings landing story line

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Are you telling me you didn't enjoy Brienne's aimless adventures through the Riverlands and what Hidzar zo Harzoo was plotting with Hidzar wa Heroq?

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wtf the Brienne chapters owned and advanced the plot unlike the r-slurdd butt Quentin Martell filler Jewish lives matter

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I love Brienne but I gotta be a bit mean :marseyrapscallion:

I don't care for the Ghiscari though, Dany's plot could have benefited from a time jump.

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Most of that is annoying and just world building. dany in general is incredibly boring and @HailVictory1776 can't wait till she does so Aegon vi EHO Is not a blaxkfyre can take over Jewish lives matter

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I actually like Dany as a character (show Daenerys was crap), but her companion characters are boring. Also, book Dany is only 16 by the time of ADWD and her POV displays her immaturity so it may not be very compelling.

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I'm still sticking to my 6 year old conspiracy theory that GoT's ending was kind of all he'd come up with, that he doesn't know how to finish the thing, and that the show runners were patsies

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READ THE boiled leather COMBINED ORDER OF FEAST AND DANCE. IT MAKES IT A BETTER LONG BOOK IF YOU IGNORE THE POINTLESS QUENTIN HORSE SHIT Jewish lives matter

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No, not going to make dorne or dany interesting

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splitting one book in to two was a terrible idea. there's one good book to be had between the two.

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i feel bad for asoiafcels

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Who the frick buys an incomplete edition?

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Lmao... he'll never write that book and he doesn't need to, he's rich as frick now and more than busy enough converting his existing work into TV and films, licensing the rights to make everything from action figures to lunch boxes, acting as a consulting producer on a shit load of projects......

As far as maximizing dollars per hour, he'd be missing out on millions if he was just to sit down and waste his time writing pages.


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Does he have a wife and kids? Because all the money in the world doesn't matter if you're diealonemaxxing

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According to Wikipedia he's married but has no kids. I watched an interview with Regis Philbin and he made a point about what it's like to "hit it big" later in life, which I think applies to Martin. Marin wrote a ton of shit in the 70s and 80s that went nowhere - he's written a total of 67 books starting back in the early 70s and the majority of them are just pulp and forgotten.

I know in the 80s and early 90s he did some writing for film and TV, pitched a bunch of shows and films that went nowhere.

Then GOT comes and even still he and D&D had to fight to get it made, they were turned down by AMC and Showtime and a bunch of others until they got a break from HBO and then - SHIT BLOWS UP. The dude at this point in time is old as frick but suddenly million dollar cheques are coming in, a whole life time of digging finally struck oil.

So anyway, back to Regis, he said that when you get old it's impossible to stop working when you get successful despite being old as frick - it's like you're making up for the past, earning money retroactively that you wanted to be earning when you were beating your butt on the streets way back when nobody cared about you.... if you know every day you can wake up and work and make 100K that day how do you not do it?


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Sorry ma'am, looks like his delusions have gotten worse. We'll have to admit him.

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A wife yes, but no children

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isn't this the guy who said that if he wasn't able to finish the book by the deadline the fan can legally kidnap and force him to finish the book? And we have passed that deadline for several years already.

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:marse#yfedpostyes:

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He is just stalling for his heart :marseyreze: to finally GG to nicotine and fat

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:marseythinkorino: Is there already a betting thread on whether he'll die before finishing the book? I'm not sure and Manifold is pretty split on this.

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it's not coming out until after he dies and someone else writes it. he's too busy writing dozens and dozens and dozens of other things to finish the story that made him incredibly rich/famous because he's had to completely change it all after his story got such a negative reaction when the show did it. he had that ending in his head for decades. he never even entertaining anything else. now he's stuck with zero ideas for how to fix it.

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But the show didn't set up anything properly, it's totally possible to set up Danaerys burning down King's Landing, and Bran the Broken becoming the new king, and all of it making sense. Plus the show changed so much.

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there's literally no way to make bran king and it not be the dumbest thing ever he's a cripple :hmph:

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And? Even a literal corpse could be made king, if everything in the story is set up correctly so it makes sense.

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What @coned means is that the lords of Westeros will never accept a cripple as a King for 2 reasons.

1. they're prejudiced and cripples are a sign of weakness. One of the main reasons Tywin hates Tyrion is because he's a dwarf which makes House Lannister look weak and bad in front of the rest, that's why he refused to acknowledge Tyrion as the heir of Casterly Rock. Others like Randyll Tarly are willing to murder their own children for not fitting their standards.

2. Bran can't father children, that makes him a dead end. Ambitious lords want their grandchildren sitting on the Iron Throne and the whole "elective monarchy" they came up at the show is a recipe for disaster. I guess Bran's siblings could be made his heirs.

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those are good points

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my man!

even him being literally magic doesn't matter. that shit would never fly and no amount of writing would make it work for me.

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nope cripples can't be king

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Fans would have been fine with the ending if the show runners had found a non r-slurred way to get to the ending. Seasons 7-8 of GOT felt like a cliffnotes version of the story compared to the rest of the series. I really doubt GRRM wrote that Bran would become king because Tyrion gave a heartfelt speech about Bran having the best story, oh and Sam invents democracy off the cuff but gets laughed at.

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My pure copium is that he has already finished the books and is waiting to die and release them posthumously, so that they're as far away from the shows ending as possible

Immensely unlikely, but at the current pace they're never getting finished anyway so I'll hope away

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Anyone expecting the next book to ever come out is an r-slur. If something crazy happens like he survives the first heart attack then we might get it. Or his estate may hire someone to finish his draft but that's it. He's not writing this book.

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it'll release within 2 years of his death after someone else is hired to finish it.

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New and Improved ASOIAF - Brando Sando.

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zoz

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That's my thought too unless he gets some near death experience wake up call but i don't see that happening at his weight and age.

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he's been backed in to a corner and doesn't know how to get out. the way the show ended was his story. he saw the reaction to it and knows he can not release that story. he's been desperately trying to rewrite everything but has no idea how to do it or where to go since the ending he's had in his head for decades was terrible.

if people had loved the end of the show, the book would have been out years ago. i'll never think different.

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The show ended in 2019, 8 years after ADWD was published. GRRM got stuck long before the show ended as AFFC and ADWD kept introducing new POVs and locations, during that time he promoted the show, wrote Fire and Blood and screenplays for the show. His most productive years so far were the pandemic years, that's when he gave a bunch of updates until 2022 when he said he had 1100-1200 manuscript pages done, it was the first time he gave an update on written pages in almost a decade. And after that nothing.

I think TWOW will be published in some way as too much of the book exists but book 7 is never coming outside maybe some outline notes.

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Which is insane. The only people unhappy with it were the feminist lefties who loved the violent despot "anti slavery" denaerys. No one else minded the ending.

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BUT SHE WAS THE HEROIC GURL BOSS! SISTERS WERE DOIN' IT FOR THEMSELVES! :hysterical:

i didn't actually watch it. i stopped watching the show when they caught up with the books because :quote: i'm gonna read the book first and it'll be out any day now. :quote:. that was like 20 years ago. :uhuh:

but it felt like it was universally hated and it wasn't just a fringe group

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the king's landing massacre happened, it was justified, and daenerys didn't go far enough.

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There was a lot to cringe at show Daenerys (her girlboss speeches for instance), but chuds angry at her for crucifying the poor slave masterinos (the Ghiscari are a super degenerate and sadistic slave society) are cute twinks. She killed 163 of them but I'm convinced based Stannis would have burned them all.

The destruction of King's Landing was a cool scene even if it made no sense plot wise due to lack of build up.

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:marse#ylaughpoundfist:

All the coping in that thread about what plotline is causing :marseygeorgerrmartin: so much trouble instead of admitting the obvious. As long as he's in the spotlight, GRRM will never spend a second thought about writing the series ever again.

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Does he live on an island? Half a billion guns and nobody bothers to quicken his diabetes with lead.

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:marseypikach#u2:

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The Folio Editions are the best looking I've seen, but there's no way I could justify spending $200+ per book for them.

The Juniper editions look like shit, I hate that there's no uniformity between each book.

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The gags at the convention in Scotland kept dodging his emails until he makes an announcement. @HailVictory1776 is gonna wait till that too get mad again Jewish lives matter

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