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It's real
https://www.geekwire.com/2024/jeff-bezos-is-starry-eyed-on-amazon-with-glowing-review-of-fiancees-childrens-book-about-space/
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Also cute and funny
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Have you seen his partner? She's built like a sexbot for straight men.
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She should have left her face alone or gone to one of those surgeons whose job isn't to make you look young but instead to make you look fresh for a 60 year old.
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Catty Cauc bitches like to pretend they're better than Koreans about plastic surgery, but you never see a gook like this. They go in when they're 35 and get some relatively subtle stuff done to make sure they still look good at 50.
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The only problem with Gookrean surgery aesthetics is that the ideal is this weird pseudo-HAPA look that fundamentally doesn't look natural.
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A common misconception from white r-slurs. They just don't want those really extreme slit eyes that you can't even see out of.
It's not about you, you self-absorbed cute twink. Maybe instead of posting here you should model for an Ambercrombie & Fitch catalog.
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C'mon buddy we all know Korean broads naturally have very square, sturdy chins which evolved out of necessity after generations of taking beatings from drunk Korean men. And the Korean nose piles the Japanese made required way more noses than if the Nips had used other races.
At least the Koreans know better than the Chinese, who opt for literally Ayylmao tier giant eyes that looks like someone applied a filter to them IRL.
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My pet theory is that the wealthy actresses are probably told not to do a bunch of shit after surgery because it will have an effect on the skin but the wealthy completely ignore the instructions and end up with post surgery recovery going wrong which is why you don't see middle income foids with surgeries this bad.
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My guess has always been that they just start earlier than middle class folks and age around their work poorly.
There's also a difference over time in the work you get to look younger vs the stuff to make you more attractive
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I think once you start having work done, and you're relying on it to stay looking 'young' in a profession like acting or the media where age is the kiss of death for women, you will need to have more and more work done over time, and that ends up being extreme.
If you're an ordinary person and just want to get your wonky nose fixed, or your jawline/chin is sagging, and you have one thing done and that's it, you get away with it better.
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This is a latinX, who have korean amounts of surgery but always to look like prostitutes
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Subtle is the way to go, you can't chop off twenty years of natural aging in one go without looking fake. But subtle relies on having good taste, and this kind of bimbo doesn't even know what good taste means, let alone has any.
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I know I'm being a b-word here, but yeah, it's all plastic. The parts that surgery can't help, like her arms, are where she shows her age. And the contrast between the natural arms (which aren't even that bad, they're just the arms of a 54 year old woman) and the plastic face/lips/boobs/waist is even more stark. She has turned herself into a s*x doll, and clearly it worked to hook Bezos.
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Bezo's girlfriend
is a pair of tits on legs and he seems fully content with that 
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Why on Earth did he pick this hag? He could be railing a 19 years old OF model.....
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Don't really have any choice most of these are selected for them.
Part of the price you pay.
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Nah, Leo is literally dumping women when they turn 25, he has nowhere near Bezos power, this man is just an incorrigible nerd.
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He's a whore and part of em
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I know! If he had to cheat on his wife after twenty-five years of marriage, at least go for a young, fresh hottie! The only thing I can think of is that deep down, in spite of all the mid-life crisis lifting weights and getting macho he did, deep down he was still that nerdy guy who couldn't get the hot chicks in college.
So when Ms. Plastic Surgery here with her trout pout and zeppelin boobs from next door targeted him, he was easy pickings. But even he isn't besotted enough to marry her and risk a second divorce, so this is as far as she's going to get; tabloid photos of him and her looking trashy.
Allegedly she's claiming there's going to be a wedding, but that was in a tabloid interview where they always claim there's going to be either an upcoming wedding or divorce.
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Think about it from her perspective. It doesn't matter what prenup or deal you have to sign. You just have to occasionally frick him and he will fly you all over the world in a private jet, meeting people who can make shit happen for you and live like a billionaire.
All you have to do is swallow his load. I'm straight and I would do it.
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his last wife took $38 billion from him in the divorce so yeah sexbots only from now on
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That's sadly how they end up diddling all these kids you think some mumble rappers owning a private jet was due to xis talent?
Most people are propped up and the folks that believe them are the ones that get it up the crapper and/ be guzzling all the semen when in reality that BIPOC not got no money it's all theater.
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Yeah, but she's burned all her bridges and if he dumps her, there's nothing. She loses all the 'friends' she made as Bezos Arm Candy and whatever lifestyle she has, it is not going to compare to being Billionaire's Toy. She doesn't even have a career of her own any more, if she wasn't Jeff's bunny there's no way her kid's book would be published.
She really does need to marry him, and this is five years past the divorce with still no sign of marriage. Time is running out for her. She's not some hot 20-something that can just move on to the next rich guy if Jeff gets tired of her.
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He's 60 and rich, what else would he want?
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Checks notes:
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I prefer my women not to have butt lips
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Lip fillers make your mouth look like an butthole, no choice of the matter.
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Is that the one who looks like she takes it in the butt?
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I like men so I wouldn't know, she just has giant fake tits and giant fake lips
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Which is good, because she's got a face like Steven Tyler....
JFC, Jeff. Is that really the best you could buy?
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Yeah, but remember what Bezos himself was like before he shaved his head and (allegedly) went on testosterone and started bulking up (relatively, at least) in his mid-life crisis era.
He didn't come from extreme wealth, he's a self-made man, and he was kinda geeky all along. That formed his tastes and values. Deep down, he still has an image of the sexy chicks when he was in high school/college that wouldn't have looked twice at some STEM nerd ("He initially majored in physics but later switched to electrical engineering and computer science.") He's no oil painting himself.
His first wife was a nice-looking woman, but nothing out of the ordinary. Wholesome, I'd call her, and I'd say she's averagely attractive, but she's not some hooker-level looker. So when Ms. Media Starlet next door, with the plastic surgery boobs, made the move on him, of course he fell for her. Now one of those hot sexy chicks was interested in him (or his money, at least).
What's interesting is that there doesn't seem to be any rumours of previous affairs, even Bill Gates seems to have sown his wild oats, but there was nothing about Bezos having a roving eye (and that's the kind of thing that comes out in a divorce). So yeah, I am convinced that Sanchez decided to trade up for the billionaire next door, flashed her tits at him, did a lot of eyelash fluttering and "Oh Jeff you're so amazing" and the boob fell for it.
But not so much that he married her, I think the divorce sobered him up on that, or at least his lawyers/financial advisers probably warned him to take it easy.
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Your pulitzer's in the mail
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This actually rules, more billionaires should do things like this
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Think how much gdp would drop if we didn't tax them and they didn't spend all that money on lawyers and accountants to get out of it
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This but
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