A Very Marsey Christmas Toss!

:marseycheckem2: https://www.petfinder.com/animal-shelters-and-rescues/search

Edit:

So apparently some weeb chump on reddit or twitter faked a part 2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17027212619943974.webp

So in keeping with the spirit of the original I made a part 3!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702721262859401.webp

Merry Christmas!

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Stray cats are living the life. They eat whatever. They frick whatever. They kill small animals for pure entertainment.

And what am I doing with my life? Sitting in this office chair? Meal prepping. Getting no kitty. Paying exorbitant fees to go hunt :marseythonk:

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Sure but sometimes they're just waiting for a home!

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Yeah and I'm waiting for a Jewish Princess MILF gf to slide into my DMs :marseyindignant:

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Bitches love cats though so it's a win-win :marseysmughips:

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:#wolfidea:

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me too

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That guy probably had a home at some point before and something happened :marseyrain:

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There's a guy in the background just staring at them :marseystare:

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:#cryingatcuteness:

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So do hobos :marseyshrug:

If you feel like your life lacks excitement or adventure you could lways go nd live on the street

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No cos cops come when I shoot things.

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True :marseysigh:

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Are you nuts? Lived in a place with stray cats and they would tear eachother apart.

One dude had a literal chunk of his neck hanging, flesh exposed.

I saw one cat hanging in a dark alleyway, drooling excessively.

They all looked skinny and malnourished.

You must be mental!

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Have you tried living in richer neighborhoods?

Unironically whether or not the locals will provide for the stray cats is a good measurement of whether a neighborhood is shit or not.

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Yea there were food trays everywhere cats got lazy and we had rats everywhere

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Cat skill issue

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Our American marsey adopted from a nextdoor posting. She kills birds and rabbits and leaves entrails on the porch nearly every day. :marseyshy3: !animalposters

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What a good girl :)

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Good pics :marseyagree:

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I thought you're Filipino?

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The two kinds of Christmas :marseypartyxmas: I've always dreamed of are in the Philippines or in Bastogne with the 101st Airborne.

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Not a Korean Christmas? :marseysquint: Are you even the real @Redactor0 :marseyshiftyeyes:

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Tbqh I love Filipinos who watch :marseysharksoup: k-dramas. :marseyshy3: And I would :marseywould: love to have Christmas :marseygingerbread2: over there :marseycheerup: or bring them here to see snow

Koreans in my experience are decent people but very insular and transactional. They make very good tv shows tho. And especially hats.

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My wife is Pinay, we met in the States while she was on a work visa but relocated for now to take care of her mother after her dad passed away. :marseyfamily:

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my wife is Pinay

:marseysmughips:

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We met at Church :marseyimmaculate: :marseyandjesuslove::marseyandjesuslove::marseyandjesuslove: @BWC another wmaf :marseyw:

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!glowies these faces are reconstructable :marseyfedpost:

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I'm petty enough to post proof but I'm not posting face here. You people are largely deranged. :marseyshrug:

You can see from the pics she's skinny and petite, you'll just have to take my word for it that her face is cute too. :suprisedasianwife:

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Buddy, it's just a shitpost. Calm down :#pepeyikes:

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>AF

:marseysureja#n:

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They're like latinx with :marseychingchong: eyes, truly I :marseykneel: before :marseyjesus: and his :marseystainedglass: for creating such perfection. I love her so much it hurts. :scaryasianwifelove::scaryasianwifelove::scaryasianwifelove:

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Pinoys are Pacific Islander as frickkkk

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I wish the government agreed so our kids would get affirmative action points instead of :marseychingchong: discrimination. @Xena if it weren't bad enough that American schools were ideologically captured, they also consider Pinoys chinks and thus have harsher college acceptance reqs and fewer scholarships etc.

Also I posted cat and wife pics above.

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They are the randomize character button as a race

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>white dork with glasses but steady income marries tiny poorcel jungle asian

:marseymanysuchcases#:

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:marseyhesright: but she's hot, fiscally responsible, and a family oriented and religious woman so :marseybeingnerd: :scaryasianwifelove::scaryasianwifelove::scaryasianwifelove:

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my heart is telling me why do you always question :marseyconfused2: the ethnicity of peoples wives here :marseysad:

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That was more intended as a “typical moid” gesture

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oops lol PERIODT

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Outdoor cats are happy cats

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...one day she became agressive and attacked us on sight. The next few days she drooled excessively then died.

What a heckling wholesome kitter!

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:marseycry:

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:marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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Me and who

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This is basically a >tfw no gf except for cats

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Also I found the Amogus you just have to rotate the eye

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i dont understand the comic. what happened to the family that owned this cat that now its sleeping next to trash? usually the pet dies of old age/etc before a fam will abandon it

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This dumb bish I worked with at my first job adopted a kitten but then decided she was going to move to Paris and be a chef (lol ok, Emily) so she dumped her cat back at the shelter and signed up for an overpriced cooking class in Paris.

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most loyal western woman

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Cat must not have cared for peanut butter

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many cats are abandoned though

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that's sad. I'm naive i guess regarding pet abandonment

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Plenty of families get their kids a young animal (typically a kitten or puppy, but it happens with rabbits too) for Christmas, and then three months into the next year it's running wild because they did zero training, the kids have stopped taking care of it because they only want the fun part of owning a pet and scooping litter is icky and walkies are boring, and it's costing a lot more in food and supplies than they realised, so the parents get rid of it.

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I'm guessing it got lost

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This is so awful

Well done sir

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Thanks! It legit makes me sad too, despite coming from my brain!

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The Marsey I adopted last year is a very good cat. https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702730548924292.webp

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:#marseyretardpat:

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My Marshmallow was victim of this. Found her in a bush in February, still kitten-like but out of the phase where she was super cute. She's had a great life in the 17 years since we found her in that bush, woke up this morning to find her trying to sit on top of my head.

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woke up this morning to find her trying to sit on top of my head.

Sopranos reboot theme song has been updated to reflect modern sensibilities.

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Unironically I think my cat might prefer living in an alley full of garbage with mice to chase.

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Real. My great grandmother was a crazy cat lady and they had 14 cats in their house at the peak. My uncles couldn't stand them and once took 2 in a sack and dropped them off on the other side of a canal around 4 or 5km away. They got back home the next day. :marseylaugh:

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:#marseychad: :#marseychad:

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I'll adopt it :#horny:

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The last time I was in Ew York years ago (against my will for a two day layover) and somewhere in Brooklyn I remember seeing close to a dozen stray kitties huddled together under a truck mewing in the single digit degree winter and it even though I don't like cats it was so darn depressing and sad

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Nooo, give me that kitty.

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:#mysides:

@CREAMY_EGG_NOG_ORGASM you know what to do :#heh:

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Fake and straight.

No cat will ever admit to becoming a good cat.

Also anybody who has more empathy for a drawing of a cat than their fellow man is a species traitor. ( exceptions for children because they aren't smart enough to know the difference )

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Thats very sad

I hope part 4 will be happier :marseycrypat:

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BOOOO

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