They've told me the same story three times this night already yeesh!
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An Indian scammer called me right now. I told him I frick Ram and he was still laughing and saying he fricka the Christ
I said I frick Mohammed and Abu Bakr and suddenly he was screaming at the top of his lungs at how he was going to frick my mother. I saw it as a huge capitulation and doubled down, saying I r*pe Mohammed with a pig dildo, I r*pe Aisha, everyone in Mecca gives blowjob to Americans. He was so incoherently angry i think he started shouting in Hindi.
!chuds this kills the south asian scammer
!bharatiya not a good look bro. Also, frick Ram, and I r*ped Ram and Sita with cow meat dildos (just in case any of you call center scammers call me again)
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Lmao an Indian muzzie
Tell them "terima kit chode" next time
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the trick is to hold the phone away from your head for about a minute and talk to them softly to get them to turn the volume up on their head sets and once you get them practically shouting you blast your phone with a good ol dust blower to frick w/ their eardrums
I have had dozens of partakers in this in counting and the only one to stay one the line after the ear r*pe as I held the phone up and said in a heavy indian accent "frick yer mother" as they hung up lmao
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!r-slurs
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DeWalt chads, stone this heathen
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I'm Ryobi-maxxing
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Just call them Benchod
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I don't think any scammer minds "sister fricker" anymore since it became so widely known due to scambaiters. Also, it's a reddity insult. Not particularly offensive.
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Pissed off the last guy I used it on. He started poorly spelling out English swears to me over the phone.
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Only works if they're Sunni. Somewhere I saw a fricking hilarious compilation of a Shi'a repeatedly prank calling a cooking show (I think this was in Iraq?) and saying something offensive about Aisha before they cut him off.
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Those Shiite dogs
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Is Ram pronounced like "rom"? Looking to up my game
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It's like Rum the drink
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The trick is, whenever you get a call from an unknown number, answer the call but don't say anything.
If it's a scammer, their system will end the call instead of routing you to one of their sexy Indian dudes.
It's it's a genuine call, they'll say "hello? hello?" to get your attention.
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