They've told me the same story three times this night already yeesh!
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!nonchuds same vibe
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!oldstrags Now that's a nostalgerald
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I like the Huey Lewis version better.
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An Indian scammer called me right now. I told him I frick Ram and he was still laughing and saying he fricka the Christ
I said I frick Mohammed and Abu Bakr and suddenly he was screaming at the top of his lungs at how he was going to frick my mother. I saw it as a huge capitulation and doubled down, saying I r*pe Mohammed with a pig dildo, I r*pe Aisha, everyone in Mecca gives blowjob to Americans. He was so incoherently angry i think he started shouting in Hindi.
!chuds this kills the south asian scammer
!bharatiya not a good look bro. Also, frick Ram, and I r*ped Ram and Sita with cow meat dildos (just in case any of you call center scammers call me again)
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the trick is to hold the phone away from your head for about a minute and talk to them softly to get them to turn the volume up on their head sets and once you get them practically shouting you blast your phone with a good ol dust blower to frick w/ their eardrums
I have had dozens of partakers in this in counting and the only one to stay one the line after the ear r*pe as I held the phone up and said in a heavy indian accent "frick yer mother" as they hung up lmao
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!r-slurs
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DeWalt chads, stone this heathen
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I'm Ryobi-maxxing
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Just call them Benchod
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I don't think any scammer minds "sister fricker" anymore since it became so widely known due to scambaiters. Also, it's a reddity insult. Not particularly offensive.
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Pissed off the last guy I used it on. He started poorly spelling out English swears to me over the phone.
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Only works if they're Sunni. Somewhere I saw a fricking hilarious compilation of a Shi'a repeatedly prank calling a cooking show (I think this was in Iraq?) and saying something offensive about Aisha before they cut him off.
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Those Shiite dogs
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Is Ram pronounced like "rom"? Looking to up my game
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It's like Rum the drink
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Lmao an Indian muzzie
Tell them "terima kit chode" next time
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The trick is, whenever you get a call from an unknown number, answer the call but don't say anything.
If it's a scammer, their system will end the call instead of routing you to one of their sexy Indian dudes.
It's it's a genuine call, they'll say "hello? hello?" to get your attention.
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The white man's fire water was introduced to tear Marsey families apart
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So sick of people praising turok 1+2 .. I read in a neogaf gaming archive actually that the final boss of Turok 3 was Wilford Brimley with super diabetes and the states attorney for your reservation welfare check
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i wish theyd come out with a modern Turok. The closest we got was Prey kinda
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Farcry primal was pretty badass and captured the big game ideals of turok
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yeah I love him
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Nooo Marsey! You said you wouldn't do this anymore!
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u rember thgis one time back on arrr drama we used to mess with this guy, he called himself a girl, but he was a guy, his name was bargfinn, yeah he killed my friend jerry, jerry was a good guy, used to shitpost with the best of them, overdosed in a library, which was the style at the time, but yeah this guy bardfart anyway.. he posted cp on subs to get them banned and made a long post about tanner stages. he was actually the one who got our hot valid
janny Saruh banned. literally the worst dude ever
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stop seccual harrasssing me
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Stop seccual atraxion
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Uhh.. want a beer?
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THANKS!
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OH GOD SHES GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE
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good shit as always dee wyte
wish we could ping the comic guy
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what if she beats us )8 (
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marsey is a hqppy drunk
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We've been in desperate need of a :marseyangrydrunk:
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That's literally my cousin in two days when he starts talking about the jews
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bussy lmao
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marsey drinking is wprse than when uncle terry been drinking
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When I was 13 I used to play Skyrim and since I was, at the time, a very repressed gay boy the way I'd take that out is I'd always marry a woman, then quicksave, unequip my weapons, and beat the shit out of her with my fists. As far as I remember your spouse can't actually die in those games, they'd just kneel on the floor to regenerate health, so I'd just keep beating the shit out of her and chase her throughout the entirety of the city as she ran away. I did this probably fifty or sixty times total.
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