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SpookFatigue cac/scrote  1mo ago (text post) Edited 1mo ago 640 thread views #296721

39[M]/Michigan, unemployed art-school dropout with a $600/month raccoon problem. My DMs are open, ladies.

Also my peepee doesn't work. It used to be 8" hard but I'm a major grower (not a show-er) so it's tiny. This mouth works though.

Also I have a boat named "All Abort!" but I haven't finished restoring it yet.

AMA.

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Why do you spend so much on the raccoons? How many pounds of food is that?

Also what happened to your peepee

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I can't just stop feeding them. They rely on me. It's like 200lbs per week.

I went on Abilify for treatment-resistant depression and Tourette's and it works wonders except for the fact it's completely killed my ability to get hard.

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Have you tried exercise? Broken peepee is a deal breaker. (Raccoons are a plus!)

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I'm gonna try peepee pills.

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F

And yeah I'm not saying starve them but if you bought them cheapo bulk dog food the costs would go way down (unless you're giving them hundreds of pounds per month)

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I'm already giving them the cheapest store-brand slop.

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What about giant bags of like gorilla chow?

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That's for bulking dumbass why would you give it to a raccoon? :#marseysmughips: !fitness

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1 gorilla chow coon = 1 strong 10 year old

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Bruh

I refuse to believe that you're feeding them 1200 pounds of food per month. That would have to be like a hundred raccoons

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I've got about sixty of them in my care.

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:#marseyspit: holy shit !metashit !animalposters this neighbor is breeding a fricking raccoon army

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Found him !nooticers is this the guy?

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Ohhh... I actually got mixed up in my memory at some point and I thought this really was him.

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Your coons do not look as hardy as the ones in the video.

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Welp. About time for me to head out to the Walmart in the next town to grab more stray cats..... gotta stay on top with quality AND quantity of cat posts :marseysmug2:

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:#marseyagreefast:

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:#marseydance:

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You heard about cat ladies but have you heard about raccoon gentlemen, b-word? :marseyraccoontrouble:

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Where tf have YOU been, sweaty? :marseysmughips:

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I mean I knew about his raccoons but I didn't know he was going this hard lmao

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I'm just waiting for the newspaper article about the guy with many luxury cars who got eaten by his pet racoons. :marseyreading2:

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60 coons a lot man.

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:#marseysoutherner: boy howdy it sure is!

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Why?!

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Don't they have really toxic poop?

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So you're not depressed anymore?

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No I still am. It was working really well until about a week ago but I got some devastating news that I can't share with anyone and it's kicked me back into the doldrums.

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So what's the difference between being on and off the pills? What does being depressed even feel like?

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Off the pills I start playing with my gun.

Hopelessness, no motivation.

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