.webp?h=11 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
https://sluts.substack.com/p/how-to-make-your-room-less-repellent
Absolute basics:
- Have a private room with a door and a bed. You get points for the more bed-like the bed is. Bed with a mattress and bed frame > mattress on the floor > futon on the floor>inflatable mattress/stacked cushions/nest on the floor.
- Have sheets and blankets on the bed.
- Have access to a bathroom. I once fricked a guy in his "maker space" which was actually a garage near Lake Merritt. This was charming until I wanted to pee and he informed me the nearest bathroom was in Whole Foods.
- Condoms and lube. Obviously.
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who tf doesn't have a bed lmao
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wait this is the best part
@JimieWhales
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I'd rather have her cuddle because she's cold than just straight up lounging naked on the first couple dates. Don't get me wrong I support naked lounging but if a b-word did that so early on I'd for sure know I just landed an easy slut, which is exactly what the author is so it makes sense
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I don't think you can accuse this particular woman of being picky or having unreasonable standards
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Seriously, they guys this lady sleeps with must be
for these to be tips lmao. Goes to show that looks are all that matter if literal cro-magnon living conditions are repeat circumstances in her lineup of partners.
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Handsome tall men don't have to try and are often just as air headed as the woman
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I didn't have one for years until my aunt tricked me. She was moving and asked me if she could store her bed in my room and when I moved it all there she went "Hope you enjoy the new bed!" and fricked off
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Get baited, NEET.
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i sleep in a conveyance (automobilic sedan)
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