https://sluts.substack.com/p/how-to-make-your-room-less-repellent
Absolute basics:
- Have a private room with a door and a bed. You get points for the more bed-like the bed is. Bed with a mattress and bed frame > mattress on the floor > futon on the floor>inflatable mattress/stacked cushions/nest on the floor.
- Have sheets and blankets on the bed.
- Have access to a bathroom. I once fricked a guy in his "maker space" which was actually a garage near Lake Merritt. This was charming until I wanted to pee and he informed me the nearest bathroom was in Whole Foods.
- Condoms and lube. Obviously.
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who tf doesn't have a bed lmao
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wait this is the best part
@JimieWhales
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I'd rather have her cuddle because she's cold than just straight up lounging naked on the first couple dates. Don't get me wrong I support naked lounging but if a b-word did that so early on I'd for sure know I just landed an easy slut, which is exactly what the author is so it makes sense
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I don't think you can accuse this particular woman of being picky or having unreasonable standards
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Seriously, they guys this lady sleeps with must be
for these to be tips lmao. Goes to show that looks are all that matter if literal cro-magnon living conditions are repeat circumstances in her lineup of partners.
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Handsome tall men don't have to try and are often just as air headed as the woman
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I didn't have one for years until my aunt tricked me. She was moving and asked me if she could store her bed in my room and when I moved it all there she went "Hope you enjoy the new bed!" and fricked off
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Get baited, NEET.
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i sleep in a conveyance (automobilic sedan)
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!commenters the author of this substack was
likelyone of the fluffers who helped out at Aella's birthday gangbang last yearedit: not likely, self admitted
https://sluts.substack.com/p/welcome-to-slutstack
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why was i notified of this remark
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the commenters ping group is a special group that targets everyone who previously commented on a specific post. you consented the moment you commented
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withdraw consent withdraw consent how to withdraw consent on redscarepod.net of notifyiation
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Oral doesn't count, Présidente Will I Am Jefferson Starship Clinton decreed it by executive order.
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I always read that as tard wife
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The solution is to have a normal bedroom? That's it? No suggestions on how to turn your bedroom into a Titanic style room of luxury on the cheap?
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If you have a girl over for the first time and break out a bottle of lube she's going to think you are weird as frick.
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it's for imbibal purposes
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Bed frames really are a psyop
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So are pillows
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This is both true and entirely the point. Women want to see you fall for the bedframe/nice-clothes/decoration psyop. Being able and willing to spend money on random shit means you have enough money to spend on (her) vanity items.
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Do you just sleep suspended from your chastity cage?
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hammock
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Yes, he's very attractive in other ways that are hard to describe!
No, I'm not trying to delude myself into thinking I have high standards! He's definitely not a loser!
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this entire article sucks because its written by a floozie with low standards. The advice is like "have a bed with a bedframe". wow great advice
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Why do any of that other advice when they will just put out in a random garage?
Putting the
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Normally I say don't listen to women when it comes to this, but honestly this article is basic common sense
One thing she missed is a trash can in the bathroom, bonus points if it has a lid. If she needs to change her tampon/pad she'll be grateful about that (and won't frick your plumbing by flushing it). And put a bag in the trash can
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i have all of these except the condoms and lube because they would expire before i could use them
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sieve out the impurities; do your part to Reüse
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Who the frick gets their hair braided during foreplay?
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This has never happened to me but ngl that sounds kind of hot.
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wow , OK,so it Is about money after all. a bedroom with adjoint water-closet? are you joculating me? why did i ever fool myself to defend femaleoids? arghh
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She means have a bathroom in the house/apartment lol
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a pound of flesh
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Poor
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Less repellent?
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Presumably you'll still be there, so...
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Note that this advice works in reverse if you need to ward off the thots.
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Just stay at home posting on rdrama and you don't have to worry about a thing pal
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I tried that but they are all over me.
brb destroying my bedframe
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Glad I pass all of this.
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Instead of reading all that yapping.
Just watch this:
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Did he have a wife?
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No
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Never do any of this fellas.
Just blow out her gussy good
and when she starts hanging out at your place she'll put shit on the walls and deploy pillows and all the other horseshit for you 
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!the !ick
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respond pls
pls respond
pls
pls
???
there?
hello?
respond
you fricking b-word what the frick
Snapshots:
https://sluts.substack.com/p/how-to-make-your-room-less-repellent:
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