!meowr

I'm 23M make 100k in a romanticized job, have it highlighted in my profile. I'm jacked with low body fat have that highlighted in my profile. But whoop de doo my face is a little below average and I look young for my age. Haven't been laid in six months yet many many bullshit fricking matches. Get plenty of matches but when it comes to acting like an adult and committing to plans the ghosts flakes and excuses pile up like you wouldn't believe. Such a fricking piece of shit r-slurred fricking platform and it didn't used to be this way.

Online dating apps have taken a turn for the worst and are much further down the fricking shitter than I fricking thought

https://old.reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1gbwhc8/im_tired_of_these_fricking_god_darn_bitch_ass/

It pains me to see how much my fellow men are struggling out in the world of dating. Not really though, it boosts my ego. More for me. Although the number of fat women (people in general, but I am only attracted to women so fat men don't slight me) on the apps is way too high, the apps would probably be a much better time without them, and the single moms of course. So many undesirables in the world today.

!attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers !pings

I was told the ping group was not the full list. I am asking them all a few questions.

1. Are you single?

2. Are you fat?

im not as picky on age and will adjust it if they are super hot (or at least not fat in a good way) but I would prefer they would be between the ages of 18-25.

For a dating site the matchmaking system definitely needs some work imo.

!nonchuds !cuteandinvalid !lgbt Use your god given body for good if it comes to that

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt Don't be such a bunch of nerds

!lgbt !cuteandinvalid

That's all.

As most of you know, I only release around once per week in order to peak my testosterone. This allows me to pump out multiple loads in short order. I am also extremely skilled in the astral arts, and have turned my process into one that is spiritual and meditative at the same time. Essentially if I release onto someone's image I can do things like give them nightmares, or even replace their thoughts with those of my own design. Here are some examples of my work.

Moon himself has already mentioned the nightmares on his substack. If Shreddedmanlet were still with us I am sure he would do the same. Let me reiterate that I do this in the most heterosexual way possible, I do not even look at the image during the process. I simply tape it to the spot on the wall where I have released thousands of times before.

I would urge you to hurry if you want your piece done before next weekend because after I run out of stamina I will not be able to do anymore. Of course I have a massive stamina pool due to my training and mental exercises, but I am still human. For now.

Simply paste the image you want me to release on in the comments, and after I receive your payment of 2k drama coin I will provide you with the finished product.

!lgbt !cuteandinvalid My boobs hurt I think Im on my period

!meowr

After the success in my battle against @BooMetropolis I feel the need to prove that I am not gay, since people were insinuating that by using a picture of his face as a target for my release I was committing a homosexual act.

However I am NOT a homosexual. I am quite the opposite. I am simply a demure and mindful young man who enjoys trolling. And I have also been looksmaxxing fairly seriously for about a year now, and it is starting to pay off.

13 potential matches in less than 12 hours, and I have not even been shown a single fat one so far which means my elo is quite high. I know some of you complain about getting like 3 matches in a month, and the ones you get are all fat. HAH, could not be me.

Honestly I am not surprised with my success. I am probably one of the best trolls of all time, so is it really a surprise that I would dominate in this arena as well? Trolling taught me the skills needed to present my own reality onto others. To bend them to my will. All things that come in handy on Tinder. It was simply a matter of switching my mindset from trolling the brain, to trolling the heart.

Anyways later virgins. I've got to get back to my trolling.

It's still fresh and we haven't met each others parents but I'm kind of gushing

https://rdrama.net/notifications#m-actionsModal-7175191

!meowr

Holeposting

If @ElonMusk wants to raise birthrates, he should purchase Match Group, the company that controls Tinder and Hinge—over half of the online dating market. No company comes close to Match Group’s chokehold on modern love. And, as you’ll discover, no company is as shockingly evil.… pic.twitter.com/TKqCIVehsO

— Daniel Schmidt (@realdschmidt) October 9, 2024

If @elonmusk

wants to raise birthrates, he should purchase Match Group, the company that controls Tinder and Hinge—over half of the online dating market. No company comes close to Match Group's chokehold on modern love. And, as you'll discover, no company is as shockingly evil.

I first encountered Match Group three years ago when I began college. I was horny... but I didn't want to hook up with random girls so I downloaded Hinge. I went on a few dates. There was one girl that I really started to like. Then I woke up one morning and was suddenly banned.

Did you know you can get banned on Hinge if just one woman reports you for whatever reason she wants? Maybe she didn't like your bio. Or maybe your ex found you. And if you do get banned, did you know the app sends an email to every woman you matched with? Good luck!

You think you can outsmart the system and create a new account? That will require a new phone and a new phone number. You will also need to use a different name and birthday on your account and create the account from a different Wi-Fi and GPS location. You need entirely new photos as well. And that will probably still not work because the apps likely use facial recognition and will detect you. Whatever technology you think these apps have, they're far beyond that.

I've learned all of this because of a subreddit called /r/SwipeHelper. The entire purpose of the community is to help men get unbanned from Hinge and Tinder. There are 34,000 members.

But hard bans are not even the worst thing Match Group does. Those bans are quite generous, actually, as they at least prevent men from purchasing subscriptions or boosts. Indeed, there is a much more subtle punishment in the form of a shadow ban, which throttles the visibility of a man's account and pushes him to spend money in hopes of being seen by women. Here is where the true dystopia begins.

Eleven days ago, someone claiming to have worked in quality assurance for various dating apps wrote a post on /r/SwipeHelper. Their post went into great detail about their work and aligns precisely with what many people have observed for years, so I'm inclined to believe it. I'll link to it in a comment below.

This person says their job was to handle reports about users and decide a punishment. They note that one of the most common reports women make about men is "I just don't like him."

The insider writes: "If you get too many of these types of reports, you will get a temp shadow ban and go on a 'Probation Period' where your profile is not shown to regular members, while you can still see everybody just fine. Any likes you send will never be received by the other member."

The person adds that whether someone gets hard-banned or shadow-banned depends on whether someone is a "repeat offender." If someone has received several reports, they'll more likely get shadow-banned to waste their time and make them think they can still use the app.

It is in this state that men feel worthless. Weeks pass, and they receive zero messages, zero likes, and zero matches. They become desperate and start purchasing boosts and subscriptions.

How much money does Match Group, with a market cap of $9.7 billion, earn from shadow-banning men? Would it surprise you if shadow bans were one of the primary ways—if not the primary way—the company makes a profit? Is this even legal?

Match Group has a direct incentive to make it impossible for men to find love. You can say these men should meet women in person, but do they even have the confidence to do that now? If they get literally zero matches on a dating app, what makes them think they'll be successful in real life? How many give up outright?

A billionaire like Elon could purchase a majority stake in Match Group for less than $5 billion. The first step? Make the algorithm public. Show everyone how these apps have been manipulating them and profiting from it. Explore criminal charges for those responsible.

The rest is simple: eliminate shadow banning, offer amnesty to banned users, and make the algorithm fair. That alone would lead to countless new relationships.

Online dating is the future. Our society has become far too atomized and distrustful for in-person meetups to ever have a renaissance. Men fear face-to-face rejection; women fear "creeps." Media indoctrination has ensured these dynamics are here to stay. Trying to overcome them is futile.

What can be overthrown, however, are the malicious people who currently control dating apps—people who happily demoralize and deprive men of love if it means more profit. Sure, someone like Elon could start an alternative company and face all the obstacles of creating new infrastructure and obtaining new users. Or he could take control of what already exists, as he did with 𝕏.

Let dating apps serve society. The future awaits.

Turn ons: when you put up a fight

Turn offs: populated areas

!meowr

!cuteandinvalid !lgbt Any secrets you wanna share?????????????

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!cuteandinvalid !lgbt !nonchuds Remember to touch grass once in a while :3

Would you???????????????

!meowr

This incredible critter is the queen conch, and look out fellas she's single.

She's one of many queen conch bachelorettes being saved by a new initiative in Florida that's relocating these endangered mollusks to deeper waters.

Warming seas off the Florida Keys have made this species lethargic and survival-focused, impeding their reproductive activities. Marine biologists hope that in the cooler, deeper waters, they will pair up and mate without issue.

The small but dedicated team of mollusk matchmakers at the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) have moved over 200 individuals of this species of near-shore conch to an offshore reef in the Upper Keys from waters around the city of Marathon.

The Gulf of Mexico is a tumultuous environment for native sea life, with oil spills, hurricanes, and some of the fastest-warming water temperatures on the planet.

"It's because we're dealing with very shallow water, too cold in the winter, OK in the spring, and in the summer it gets too hot," Gabriel Delgado, a research scientist and conch specialist with the FWC who played chief matchmaker during the relocation project, told the Guardian.

"The animals shut down. Instead of going into reproduction, they shunt their energy into basically survival and never really develop their reproductive organs very well."

!meowr