Normies are throwing around memes like this.

I've always rejected normiehood so hard, but this meme just so exposes how I feel about normies. It's not "gay", but it's just so disgustingly bland that it might as well be.

My type of women is a hyper mess, stirs drama all over the place and has multiple personality disorders BPD, OCD ec cetera. The type of crazy women that makes you hate yourself and go through existential crises every few weeks. The type of women that makes your mom upset, and gets your dad to smile smugly and nostalgically talk about his wild hippie days.

I don't like women who have some bullshit political views. At best, they agree with my own, and then it's still like "meh". I especially despise "femcels" who have weird internet ideology about relationships which they picked up on social media. Those b-words have more baggage than a bedouin caravan.

I prefer raw, unkempt feminity. Derangement that comes directly from the soul. I had s*x with a woman like this. She basically ripped off my pants and nearly bit off my peepee. I went from being a beta to understanding somewhat how to be masculine. I wish it lasted longer honestly. Her two boyfriends (she juggled between them and hid them from each other) were both stereotypical loser simps, they lack the self awareness to realize you had to WRANGLE that ho down like a cowboy. One was an even bigger simp than the other, he came crawling back to her, even after he found out that he was being cucked multiple times and financially abused. The other got away and stayed away, and though I'll never see him again, at least he is more diginfied in my eye for that.

I want to date that kind of women, but her in particular, she was fricking too many guys and only wanted these "sort of kind of relationships". It's a hard find, but I really hope I can get that balance between insane foiddery and commitment.

thank you for the advice.

the truth is i'm a mentally unwell agoraphobe; a doughy faced asian female with an ugly body and creepy vibes.

some more truth: i don't actually want to do the work of seeking out love and dating. i want to feel beautiful; i want to be desired and pursued as other women are.

of course, this is an ideal. a fantasy. the reality is that women can get rejected / ignored for a myriad of reasons. same for men.

even more truth: i don't want to saddle anyone with the burden that is being in close contact with me. i'm a horrible person. well, maybe not super horrible, but i am tiresome. someone as unwell as myself can't make for a good partner. even if i try really hard to be the best girlfriend, they always end up leaving bc they do not want to share my lot. and i don't blame them.

i don't want to burden and hurt anymore people.

i just want to rot alone in my dwelling, posting online to entertain strangers, doing complaining femcel bits.

there are some people only Christ can love. i am one of them. and that's fine.

what makes me happy is knowing i gave some entertainment to people online with my posts and grotesque persona.

i don't know what's real anymore.

the friend i mentioned is in fact real tho and that's not his first teenage gf. i don't actually want to emulate him and take advantage of a younger person like that, even tho, tbh, they seek him out, bc he is v handsome, and well known in certain circles.

my envy is genuine, deep inside. yet, i don't actually want to be him. it's just interesting imagining what it would be like to live that life. to attract people like that. and he is not the only man of that sort i know / have known. and i have known even more girls who have had shitty much older bfs they slaved for. money not involved. real "love" and desperation. i could tell many stories...

whatever. that's all we can say, right? whatever...

!meowr but its whatever

These people are actually insane lol pic.twitter.com/NDE6uDZ2FB

— shellshock (@shellshockkk) November 13, 2024

I'm too scared to use dating apps now. I went to go on it and I just - every message and every profile just makes me think somebody like- that's emboldened by Trump - and for a while was so normal that, just, I would never know.

Apparently saying "I hate him because he was part Jewish" wasn't the right response

Would you date me?

BMI 35
Finngolian
Sugar baby
Libtarded and proud
Felony record (insider trading)
Ex Mormon
Divorced
Age 45 pic.twitter.com/0fIn4m6eIh

— RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) (@hollowearthterf) November 12, 2024

!meowr

holeposting

!meowr

I have not been doing too bad on tinder. I am managing to get non-fat women to sleep with me without investing anything into them which means I am at least ahead of the pack. But I want more. So much more, and I am willing to go to the professionals to get it.

My will is infinite. There is nothing I won't do to get what I want. I hope you will all support me on this journey. It will not be easy.

!meowr !attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers

Biologists on Midway Atoll in the North Pacific Ocean have spotted a septuagenarian female Laysan albatross named Wisdom flirting with potential mates months after the end of the nesting season.

The world's oldest known wild bird is courting new mates on a remote island off Hawaii after potentially losing her lifelong sweetheart, researchers say.

The female albatross, nicknamed Wisdom, is likely in her 70s and has been cruising around the North Pacific Ocean since the Eisenhower administration, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (USFWS).

Biologists first identified Wisdom in 1956 and put a band on her right leg that is still attached today. The albatross was already mature when she was banded, meaning she could be 72 years old — two decades older than the average lifespan of her species.

"Wisdom, the world's oldest known wild bird, was photographed again last month on Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, dancing with potential mates," representatives of the Pacific Region of the USFWS wrote in a Facebook post. "Her long-term mate, Akeakamai, has yet to be seen and was absent the last two nesting seasons, too."

Laysan albatrosses (Phoebastria immutabilis), known as mōlī in Hawaiian, are long-living seabirds that pair for life with a single mate. They are named after a breeding colony of 145,000 pairs on Laysan, one of the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands located 930 miles (1,500 kilometers) northwest of Honolulu.

Female Laysan albatrosses usually lay a single egg in the first half of December, but Wisdom was still participating in mating dances well into spring, said Jonathan Plissner, the supervisory wildlife biologist at Midway Atoll National Wildlife Refuge, a nature reserve 1,310 miles (2,110 km) northwest of Honolulu.

Midway Atoll, or Kuaihelani in Hawaiian, hosts the biggest colony of Laysan albatrosses in the world, with 600,000 breeding pairs returning to its two sandy islands every year.

"She was actively courting other birds in March," Plissner told USFWS representatives in an email.

Wisdom has made sporadic appearances at Midway Atoll since the beginning of the nesting season in late November 2023. Plissner doesn't expect Wisdom to nest this year but said "she is quite spry for a septuagenarian," in a post on the social platform X.

USFWS scientists estimate the elderly albatross has flown 3.5 million miles (5.6 million km) in her lifetime — the equivalent of 7 round trips to the Moon. Laysan albatrosses start breeding when they are 3 to 4 years old, according to the American Bird Conservancy, suggesting Wisdom has laid up to 60 eggs in her lifetime, roughly half of which may have hatched to produce fledglings while the other half may have failed or been lost to predators.

Between nesting seasons, Wisdom spends nearly half the year at sea, soaring across the Pacific Ocean sky for hours on end without a single flap of her narrow, 3-foot-long (0.9 m) wings. Like other Laysan albatrosses, she likely fuels her long flights by feeding on small squid, flying fish eggs, fish and crustaceans.

Remember to call your grandparents and tell them you love them.

my heart is telling me https://rdrama.net/h/meowr/post/311192/the-highest-upmarseyed-comment-gets-to/7225305#context

You had the most upmarseyed response, and 🤞🏿 I hope this works king, and I wish we still had biofoids on this site so they could tell me whether or not this would work on them but its whatever

!meowr !attentionmaxxers !votemaxxers !pings !dramatards

Edit: The blacked out part is me giving her my number to show how certain I am that will work

Here we have the typical case of an uninterested foid barely responding and not asking any questions about me. I have already written this match off as a loss so when that happens I usually just go with a Hail Mary or other form of nuclear response. I will wait until tomorrow and then I will paste your response in and update the post with a screenshot.

!meowr !pings !attentionmaxxers