Good job @snus and others
For once I am grassmaxxxing so I won't make an effortpost about making effortposts but we need more effposts
Pls make them
True story (inshallah)
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Fricking hate astroturf. Broke my leg. Frick you. Frick your astroturf
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ruralcel so I've never touched astroturf in my entire life. Is it as bad as people say?
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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Have you ever kneeled down on rice grains as a punishment? Falling on it is kinda like that. Tons of ground up tyre fragments everywhere.
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Do not trust it. It deceives. It will break your leg. The Mexicans will laugh at you
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I play in a local sport league where all the games are played on the shittest astro I've ever seen. It holds so much water that you just can't get any traction, and it's even worse than regular astro when it comes to taking the skin off your knees.
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I can't afford astroturf on wagecuck salary so I just bought a green carpet at goodwill
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Cut a square off the school's football field
TRANS LIVES MATTER
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The local high school assimilated into health hazard after they found trace amounts of PCBs, the high school is in a former Macy's now
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Nice PA system, climate control, escalators, large parking lot, parade. Not too shabby
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Fair point, I am still here every day but I am jobmaxxxing so I am only online like 2 hours instead of my previous 16 hours when I was neetmaxxxing, so by schizodefinitions that is considered grassmaxxxing
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Grassmaxxing or chairmaxxing, though?
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No chairmaxxxing, I work my schizoass off
I noticed my biceps have been growing visibly in size, which has never happened before, I suspect one of my (((coworkers))) might have given me cancer or something
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so that settles your s*x once and for all
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That is the most likely answer but it could also be Mossad. Actually now that I think about it, probably Mossad
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Pretty
sure 
he also claimed to be "jobmaxxxing"
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Internet moderation is a job, chud
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I unironically had a job as a paid moderator at one point, I have been meaning to write a schizopost about it
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Fricking
ur mom's a job
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