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Someone explain the origin of this Donkey Kong crap

I need to understand if I should change my name to LiterallyShakong

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:#swankykongpimp:

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>crap

!nonchuds We've got a live one here. :#stoningdownvotes:

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I don't get it, but I feel like !chuds should get in on this:!#stoningupvotes:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Sorry I’ve never played Donkey Kong so don’t understand most of this either, we were a PlayStation household.

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>we were a PlayStation household

!downmarseyrs

:#marseyprotestno:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Gex gang

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Enter the gecko October starting next week

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reality is my plaything

you are all but accessories

:kingkrooldance#:


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>capy does all the hard work

>carp swoops in and takes the credit

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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excuse you

i actually did a ton this time


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>this time

!downmarseyrs

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How much did you get paid for this labor? :#marseysmug2:

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Let me guess... you made a YouTube playlist and approved banners you had the users make.

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Our queen had an excellent idea and made it reality. Simple as.

:marseycarpabusivewife:

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I mentioned donkey kong on rdrama and I thought I was first but I didn't know another user was talking about donkey kong it's a hivemind event

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Carp’s personality is built around media references :#marseymanysuchcases:

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go on


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Let’s see, what else do Gen Xers or whatever like.

Uh… Tron? Top Gun?

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some of them never shut up about Monty Python and won't believe you if you say you don't like it

:derpsnickering: "and THEN they said A LADY THROWING SWORDS IS NO WAY TO RUN A GUBMENT teeheehee"

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ive never seen either of those things


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Nuts :marseynuts:

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Nuts :marseynuts:

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Robocop

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:#autism:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/LE9LqDSiIIFdm/giphy.webp

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Dunkey an incredibly popular youtuber has god tier shitposts so one day someone mocked him saying he couldn't make an entire december of just donkey kong. Sooooooooo

He made like 20 videos

I like this one the most

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Epic YouTuber maymay?

That's the website I'm on? Indulgers of YouTube jokes?

Keeeeeeel me

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:marseydisgust:

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racist dogwhistle

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:#marseychingchongitsover:

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You wouldn't get it 😏

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>Someone explain the origin of this Donkey Kong

Japanese people made monkeys real in the 1980s and Donkey Kong was born.

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KONGA LINE

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Blasphemy

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>he doesn't know

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the origin of this Donkey Kong crap

Its donkey kong december, what dont you get? :marseysipping:

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carp thought it was funny one day and decided to make it an entire thing

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unfunny forced gimmick that i've completely ignored

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Kongcel is a perfectly valid username.

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:#marseytrollgun:

I WILL NEVER BE A PART OF AN UNFUNNY JANNY GIMMICK

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you are no fun.

:marseyropeyourself:

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>le dankey kang funny xdd

no u :marseyropeyourself2: redditor

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It really isn't funny. All the primate face around here is very upsetting to me as an OP.

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It's easier when you realize that Carp is Gretchen from Mean Girls. Donkey Kong is his latest version of "fetch".

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This but it's a good thing.

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I didn't know so many foidz knew what DK is.

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Carp was drunk one day and thought it would be a good idea

Nobody had the balls to talk him out of it

Now everyone plays along for the badges

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Donkey Kong was originally featured as an arcade machine in 1981


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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Carp nonsense

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I assumed it was some groomercord nonsense but I played all the games as a kid so I think its fetch.

Only way it could improve is the DK rap being the default song on all pages.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1682453800963286.webp


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728611539221579.webp

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Carp is trying to find new ways to promote trans rights and video game kino.

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BECAUSE DONKEY KONG SAYS HUMAN RIGHTS

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16794347976430948.webp

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Donkey kong became a hit, after pacman took the world by storm nintendo needed a counterpunch and released donkey kong country for gameboy. It was a historically groundbreaking as it was the first gameboy game to have a colored cartridge instead of dead butt gray. Since then, they released it on gaystaytion and xbox 360 no S consoles securing it a future as a ripoff of better games.

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Not my job to educate you but I'm feeling kind today:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_(arcade_game)

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adBIPOCs of Rdrama want to remind you what R stands for, so they pick they favorite :marseynintendo: game to :marsoy: over

:marseysoylentgrin:

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donkeykong is a trans icon

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/51zq42Wb04L2yWWpvpQzLsz/how-donkey-kong-became-a-trans-icon

So, there was this guy named Harry Brewer who did something impressive online that no one had heard of before. The person speaking in the passage thanked Harry for the money he raised but didn't really care much about it at firstThey later realized that the support for trans kids and young people was overwhelming, and a lot of famous people like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Cher got involved. Harry had a team who managed things while he slept, and some poignant stories came out of the event. The charity organization Mermaids was able to benefit from the funds raised and hired more staff thanks to the unrestricted funding. Oh, and there were some accusations made against the organization, but they turned out to be baseless. So, all in all, a pretty typical story of online fame and charity.


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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Obnoxious metaBIPOC nonsense don't even bother

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Donkey Kong is a video game franchise created by Shigeru Miyamoto and owned by Nintendo. It follows the adventures of a gorilla, named Donkey Kong, and his ape and monkey friends.

TLDR goomer nonsense

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