https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/229623/whats-going-on-with-ted_simp/5573378#context
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- ShartyWon : I do not care
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Daily 
reminder these Moids 
only hate Ted cuz they ain't in Ted
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.webp?h=10 "Nuzzles, pounces on you, UwU, you're so warm!..")
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I'm not joking, you've fricked strangers on the internet, you've been doxxed, you've been ridiculed to the extreme by a group of people who get ridiculed by normies 99% of the time. It has never been so over as it is for you right now.
There is no way up left for you. You have no shot left at a thriving career, a caring wife, a loving mother or anything else. I would have liked to see you become an ornithologist but come on, if you had the resolve to become one, you would have the tenacity to not frick a dramatard.
You're probably going to die in a meth or heroin OD when you're 40 and your last days would be a painful hallucination of the places you always wanted to visit and the birds that you would have loved to watch.
It's better to just keep yourself safe when you no there's no way you're escaping this fate. I would suggest blade to the wrist because it matches your aesthetic.
Hope you read this Kween. Love you.
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Heck hath no fury like an incel scorned
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Why? Ted literally didn't do anything. Again. This is just some random spaz who popped into the thread out of nowhere and he happened to be scrote #7382828 who has fallen in love with Ted for no reason and had a meltdown when she didn't want to marry some guy from rDrama.
Are you one of the Ted suitors
Is that where this is coming from
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wouldnt be surprised
he literally 
made a longpost 
like that bridge 
guy hahahahaha 
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This is why people transition from male to female btw, can you imagine simply existing (not even posting sexily) and having hundreds of people of the opposite s*x follow you around like a puppy?
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SIX PARAGRAPHS ABOUT KlLL YOURSELF
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Dude no he totally
owned 
her and doesn't care AT ALL
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I don't put any real effort into telling others to kіll themselves, nor I consider or care about any one of you enough to target specifically.
Now rope.
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That's a good sneed, but I noticed you didn't upcarp me. Fancy that.
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It feels good to be a trailblazer
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We should be nice to everyone
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Even Portlanders?
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Palestinian lives matter so yea
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Everyone should have the ability to be treated the same and that means women should pretend like they want to be equal for once and not tell everyone they are a woman, which leads to simping and treatment well outside the norm, both good and bad.
Putting the
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No?
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Were literally all ted suitors
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Factcheck: This claim is currently being debunked.
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Neighbor this claim is being rebunked more and more literally every passing hour
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Ted only became involved tertiarily in the metadrama I was reporting on because Subject A randomly decided she was the one leaking things to me and that led to the chronicling of his Ted simping. Then the most recent bit was another Ted obsessor who also tried to make it about Ted only to be similarly caught in 4k
It's not even about Ted!!! It's about an rDrama reg running a groomercord server for WPD foids called “SEXY WPD” and you have to send nudes to get in!!!!!!! Ted isn't a part of that server!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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glad I'm in metashit now, I was missing so much good stuff
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Sexy WPD?
I'm seriously behind on the
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(Not my screenshot) (I have nothing to do with any of this)
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sexy wpd writeup when?
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Tomorrow if I have the energy. There's a ton to say about it. It's option B here and that only just barely scratches the surface.
It is the saddest most pathetically Online thing I have ever seen
Note that the user in question is NOT
@Ho. This will be a new face.
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Literally
never 
these side shows have taken over
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Did you know strangulation is a specific crime?? Like there's a specific charge you get if you try to strangle someone to death???? That's so weird to me. Anyway I know this because the SEXY WPD founder caught those charges.
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Carp this is your fault. You could've killed them at any time (and had content to post on WPD) but you allowed them to run around freely.
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Putting the
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here bb: https://rdrama.net/post/229515/my-son-is-fa-and-definitely/5570437#context
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God I love how unrelated the thread
op was
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that's a lot of seethe coming from someone positioning themselves as a "normie"
hahahaha cute twink u mad ur love is a thot
!metashit laugh at this ted simp
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Bro he's totally
not seething 
okay
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This is just as poorly written and cringe-laden as the seething
DM some guy sent to her Groomercord. Imagine writing 
this many paragraphs on how some random woman 
on the internet--most likely many years your junior--has "no shot at a [...] caring wife [sic]" and doesn't have the "resolve" to become an ornithologist hahahahaha
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The !metashit ping group is the hottest commodity on rDrama and
@JohnnyBOO should be getting commissions on all of today's haps
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what happened?
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It's a very long !metashit story.
It all starts here with my comment because I was keeping this chambered and I figured it would be funny to just drop into a thread at random
https://rdrama.net/post/229515/my-son-is-fa-and-definitely/5570370#context
And boy was it ever.
It then spread to here
https://rdrama.net/@CARPMASflorist/wall/comment/5571470#context
And then here
https://rdrama.net/@CARPMASflorist/wall/comment/5571906#context
And then when things had died down, some guy called
@bridgemas popped up and got annihilated here
https://rdrama.net/h/meta/post/229623/whats-going-on-with-ted_simp/5573320#context
And then you have this thread.
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I saw that my thread from earlier neow has 400 comments but I haven't even started to read them
thanks for arranging drama so kindly 
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Oh frick me 406 comments and that was only the beginning
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the bridgemas thing
I don't know who any of these people are (besides albussy who """totally hates groomcord and friendship simulation""") but please do a full write up this is wonderful 
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How do we find out how many comments were on your wall?
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thanks for the summary
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Yeah, cause she needs
help, lol. I got annihilated? Idk what you mean? Idgaf 
about any of this. She's an awful person. I admit what I did, I'm not a child. People do dumb shit, idc. Posting 
those was completely r-slurred 
as an attempt to embarrass me.
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me n u happened bb
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he and the foid who suggest the group
deserves it
odds that he eventually says that its like just a bit and literally all of us were baited??? and its EVERYTHING
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This is THE best take in all of rdrama
history 
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MAKENIT STOP! MAKE IT STOOP!!'nn
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Let me make it up to you king
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This comment
reads like it was written by someone who lacks the resolve and tenacity to become a true rDrama 
shitposter, like me. I can comfortably say that I will both outlive you and achieve greatly more than you during my lifetime.
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Best mimwee
post ever
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Each one is always better
than the last but I really 
feel like I'm on my A-game today 
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Say what you want about me but leave
my Groomercord 
kitten 
out of it, you ESL piece of shit
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Oh good, you too? I always knew you were a queer, but this is too much, mimwee.
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Jesus fricking Christ lol I hate Ted_Simp (and her orbiters) but you're a real psycho for saying this shit to someone
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Negging won't work, but nice try
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you sound
like the kind of person 
@JohnnyBOO was talking about here 
and thats the tea, sis
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Dude right? He's absolutely foaming at the mouth
because of simps who can't stop seething 
over her
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i feel like Dude hes like just doing the Andrew Tate approach of super negging the broad until her panties fall off, and Learn game
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wasnt that what r-slur
did lmao
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the way he wasn't even talking about you
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In case anyone is curious
as to what I don't understand
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLL im so glad i dont use groomcord
this is some parasocial shit
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The second hand embarrassme t is strong here
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Wat
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This doesn't say anything
to me
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Palestinian lives matter is hard too spell
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Everything is about s*x, except s*x.
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Coomerism isn't Simpery.
!coomers discuss
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Simps could be and sometimes are !coomers but usually real OG coomers try to maximize their time/dollar/effort per nut if they know what they are doing and dont necessarily be spending money on a OnlyFans or a b-word unless they getting a good return.
Simps are just kiss asses who spend money on a b-word who doesnt respect them but also wont frick them in return for money either because the women aren't whores or if they are they have better johns to choose from than some simp.
Im speaking of fanboys for female Twitch streamers for example, they are beta orbiters and dont even sexually objectify their object of interest whoever she is like a real coomer would
!nooticers !chuds !coomers !chuds
Also on a separate note their should be a ! Action where it pings all ping groups you are a member of so u dont have to remember that shit !jannies get on it
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You forgot the no option again r-slur
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Chin up, king. We know the true seethers are
@Xena, 
@JohnnyBOO, and 
@Alejandra.
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I wish I was angry, I've never
had a funnier day on rdrama 
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this is all beneath fellas stop pinging
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I have to ask, why are you seething this much?
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I literally
was head mod of /h/masterbaiters 
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huh??? i liked those too
are you on something bro??? take it easy
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How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by fake bait-ops
What the heck is mod'rating?
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Honestly cant believe ted-puss was on the table this whole time and literally none of you told me
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um
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Coomerism is good actuallly
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
palestinian lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withpalestinian lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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Palestinian lives matter is hard too spell because palestinians are counterfeit ethnicity
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idk why you sound
like a mad jilted lover and want a source 
of drama 
to die 
PERIODT
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NO MORE GROOMERCORD NONSENSE!
You never listen, you stupid fish!
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I see no reason to ban groomercord users, and It provides heaps of drama, and the users get relentlessly mocked in the process, and Win-win
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i dont use groomercord
but i found 
the drama 
funny 
but go off i guess
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This. So much this!
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oh, that's ironic.
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She causes more drama alive than dead
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ted, dont listen to this fool, dont keep yourself safe
but if you do anyway, make sure to livestream yourself
and to keep yourself safe in a kick butt way
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tldr?
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tldr
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my queen has arrived
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You dare ping me for this bullshit? For this you wild die.
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You know that name change got him shook, and He probably chucked his phone across the room when he saw it, and
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You people's contempt is worth approximately nothing.
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Oh, you're a libertarian lover? Name every libertarian.
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Henry, Jake, Carol, Leopold
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Her life would be fixed by not fricking dramatards lol. The easiest correctrion in all of history is possible for her.
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Factcheck: Yes.
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Neighbor
is O B S E S S E D
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You should keep yourself safe
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Simp
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Palestinian lives matter unlike yours
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I honestly don't know if thisis too far or if she'll just treat you like pizzashill
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i think it's hilarious dude is MALDING
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You are a god darn rat
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He was gunning for her trying to bully her off the site and she found it hilarious and was pretending he was trying to flirt with her
Which funnily enough is exactly what i did to her when she used to hate me
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Dramaphobic cute twink, you should be the one receiving essays about why you should keep yourself safe than one of this site's best sources of drama
!metashit he's a kitty so we gotta kill him ourselves
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You need to calm up. Not starting shit with people? This might be the wrong website for you
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nooooo we must listen to the head janny nooooooo
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