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UnaBRIDGEd and UnredacTED, Unraveling the Tale of Ted_Simp: Chronicles of Deceit

Hello, everyone! This on-going ridiculously long saga continues between yours truly---Bridge and the long established egirl of Rdrama: Ted_Simp. Self stated bird lover and recovering attention seeker. (Clearly not recovering at all.)

Me and Ted obviously met via a certain groomercord server where things started off quite dramatically regarding a recent controversy involving our "queen" Ted. She has made multiple claims about me being a creep and what not, but we had such a blossoming friendship. :marseycry: You can see a few examples below.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727650675013.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702872765006538.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727651496427.webp

Obviously those are from the beginning of November.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727656456945.webp

I'm such a creep, Guys. :marseyill: This is obviously a friendly exchange of love yous.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727661571448.webp

This is from the end of November.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727665370383.webp

This specific image is from November, as well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727669388015.webp

And after being all friendly and super cool with eachother she transitioned from being warm and friendly to me to suddenly being cold to me in the dm's. So sad.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1702872767353436.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727677194164.webp

Oh, the heart breaks!!! I'm so creepy and weird and creepy. :(((((( Just looking out for a friend and trying to check up on things because I'm starting to sense something isn't right.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028727681001487.webp

So, after all of this.....we find ourselves here today. I'm totally obsessed over Ted, omg!!!

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028736017023416.webp

Is this one of the images you sent to Ted? They are claiming it's you.


Edit: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028821061871974.webp

@ponyblaze explain yourself brah

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Cute peepee

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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Unpinning that was dramaphobic.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028747512737253.webp

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He's trying to bury his shame beneath implications he has a massive dong !metashit


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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Darn I unfollowed you because you were blowing up my notifications and here you are spamming !metashit like a fricking cute twink

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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:#marseyviewerstare:

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:marseywave3:

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What's you're plan here

Black lives matter

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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Yes, it was my idea. I wanted to flash :marseyezramiller: everybody :marseyhomestar: who comes to read metashit.

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get flashed !imposters

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:#marseypoint2:

!metashit, I know that peepee! It's the Ghost Poster! :marseyexcited:

It's gotta be the Spider-Man guy!

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No, but he definitely steals them from my profile lol.

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:#marseygiveup:

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Nice peepee, king

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are you still in the psych ward? hope you're feeling better :marseyembrace:

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Wait I don't remember telling that particular lie?

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frick it's the fake frozen :marseygiveup:

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Gottem :marseysmug2:

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I am not as hairy :marseyfluffyannoyed:

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Nice peepee bro!

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peepee.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17028753963449717.webp

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:marseyblush:

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wtf please dont look at other men tulpa. DONT LOOK!

:soy#cry:

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Congrats on the peepee, bro :marseythumbsup: no homo

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https://media.giphy.com/media/eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p/giphy.webp

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:#marseyshoe:

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How tf did you get this?

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darn looking at all the peepee pics u guys post here is making me realize i have a really small peepee

first time ok that's a huge peepee then someone else posted and again, like holy shit dude and now this.

like what the frick how am I supposed to compete when me, with moderate levels of rizz and my little peepee, have to compete with literal r-slurs (not u bridge :@bridgemaspat: just in general people here) are walking around with monsterous meat stuffers with zero rizz

life aint fair man

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I agree :marseyprotestyes: that there :marseycheerup: are suspiciously many deep peepee neighbors on this site. My whole personality is founded on having the biggest peepee so it's even tougher for me

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Too late for peepeepics not existing, too early for peepee size genetic engineering

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Tbf a lot of them are probably fake even dramatards aren't stupid enough to post their real peepees online

That's why all the sharpie carp ones are smaller

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I have rizz, ask every !biofoid on this site. Soon I will be one of them.

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i hate israel

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I guess you could call that a peepee...

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Nah that's me :marseyjerkoffsmile:

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